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That one time a Sheriff's S.W.A.T. team showed up to my house when I was only 15.
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What's hilarious is the inability of the ACs to actually read and understand what they read as well as all of the Juan Stars on my true first hand account. To clarify, the SWAT wasn't there because I shot out a street light with a pellet rifle. They fully expected to find me in possession of a hand gun and when they realized I didn't have one they left.
And that my skin color had nothing to do with me surviving the encounter but the fact that I simply froze and refused to move at all as they shouted contradictory orders at me.
Fucking morans.
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I am a white male. It was a beautiful early summer morning about 9am and I was barefoot in my shorts and t-shirt standing on my porch smoking a cigarette and drinking a cup of coffee and having a nice chat and laughing with my neighbor who lived in the next door of our duplex.
The sun was shining and the air was warm.

Suddenly out of nowhere they came from behind the houses and the trees and seemed to just materialize out of no where.
I was startled by the sudden screaming and the sounds of shotguns being racked.
I was surrounded by law enforcement with each one shouting a command and each one contradicted the others.
I was taken by sudden panic and had to fight the urge to run with everything in me. I immediately knew that these men would kill me although I had absolutely no idea why they were there.

Not knowing which command to follow I simply froze with my hands in the air with a cigarette in my right hand and half a cup of coffee in my left.
They told me to drop the cup and I simply let go of it and the cigarette at the same time. My cup thankfully fell to the grass and did not break, but that was my last cigarette and I had just lit it and it was the first one of the day.

The officers all closed on me and had me quickly handcuffed all the while screaming where is the gun! With shotgun barrels mere inches from my face.

I had a pellet rifle and the night before had shot out a streetlight. In my mind it Suddenly became clear why they were there.
I led them to my bedroom and said that my gun was under my mattress.
When they lifted my mattress and saw the BB rifle they began screaming in my face where the handgun was?
I was in tears at this point and cried that I didn't have a handgun.

It wasn't long after that moment that they did a football huddle and removed my cuffs and vanished as fast as they had appeared.

Had I had panicked and fled or had not frozen in placed and refused to move at all them I am certain that I would be dead.

White skin or not.

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Lesson here...dont drink coffed in your underwear
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Lesson here...dont drink coffed in your underwear
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don't drink anything from anyone's underwear weirdo
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I guess that stopped you from shooting out any more street lights after that.
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I am a white male. It was a beautiful early summer morning about 9am and I was barefoot in my shorts and t-shirt standing on my porch smoking a cigarette and drinking a cup of coffee and having a nice chat and laughing with my neighbor who lived in the next door of our duplex.
The sun was shining and the air was warm.

Suddenly out of nowhere they came from behind the houses and the trees and seemed to just materialize out of no where.
I was startled by the sudden screaming and the sounds of shotguns being racked.
I was surrounded by law enforcement with each one shouting a command and each one contradicted the others.
I was taken by sudden panic and had to fight the urge to run with everything in me. I immediately knew that these men would kill me although I had absolutely no idea why they were there.

Not knowing which command to follow I simply froze with my hands in the air with a cigarette in my right hand and half a cup of coffee in my left.
They told me to drop the cup and I simply let go of it and the cigarette at the same time. My cup thankfully fell to the grass and did not break, but that was my last cigarette and I had just lit it and it was the first one of the day.

The officers all closed on me and had me quickly handcuffed all the while screaming where is the gun! With shotgun barrels mere inches from my face.

I had a pellet rifle and the night before had shot out a streetlight. In my mind it Suddenly became clear why they were there.
I led them to my bedroom and said that my gun was under my mattress.
When they lifted my mattress and saw the BB rifle they began screaming in my face where the handgun was?
I was in tears at this point and cried that I didn't have a handgun.

It wasn't long after that moment that they did a football huddle and removed my cuffs and vanished as fast as they had appeared.

Had I had panicked and fled or had not frozen in placed and refused to move at all them I am certain that I would be dead.

White skin or not.
 Quoting: Oak_Redhammer


bsflag

15 years old, smoking and drinking coffee? LMAO.

SWAT yelling contradictory commands? LMAO.

Disappearing without charging you for destruction of public property or minor in possession? LMAO

bsflag
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Coffee ang cigeretres on the Grinch porch seems more like a fifty year old than a 15.
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It wasn't long after that moment that they did a football huddle and removed my cuffs and vanished as fast as they had appeared.


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I guess that stopped you from shooting out any more street lights after that.
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15 + drinking coffee + smoking = swat shoulda stomped your ass. And your parents asses too.
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15 + drinking coffee + smoking = swat shoulda stomped your ass. And your parents asses too.
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My brother drank coffee since he was 11. My mom gave it to him to help calm his ADHD, and it did. She used herbs, coffee, vitamins, etc. and he never too anything like ritalin. No cigarettes though, lol.
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15 + drinking coffee + smoking = swat shoulda stomped your ass. And your parents asses too.
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My brother drank coffee since he was 11. My mom gave it to him to help calm his ADHD, and it did. She used herbs, coffee, vitamins, etc. and he never too anything like ritalin. No cigarettes though, lol.
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never *took
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I am a white male. It was a beautiful early summer morning about 9am and I was barefoot in my shorts and t-shirt standing on my porch smoking a cigarette and drinking a cup of coffee and having a nice chat and laughing with my neighbor who lived in the next door of our duplex.
The sun was shining and the air was warm.

Suddenly out of nowhere they came from behind the houses and the trees and seemed to just materialize out of no where.
I was startled by the sudden screaming and the sounds of shotguns being racked.
I was surrounded by law enforcement with each one shouting a command and each one contradicted the others.
I was taken by sudden panic and had to fight the urge to run with everything in me. I immediately knew that these men would kill me although I had absolutely no idea why they were there.

Not knowing which command to follow I simply froze with my hands in the air with a cigarette in my right hand and half a cup of coffee in my left.
They told me to drop the cup and I simply let go of it and the cigarette at the same time. My cup thankfully fell to the grass and did not break, but that was my last cigarette and I had just lit it and it was the first one of the day.

The officers all closed on me and had me quickly handcuffed all the while screaming where is the gun! With shotgun barrels mere inches from my face.

I had a pellet rifle and the night before had shot out a streetlight. In my mind it Suddenly became clear why they were there.
I led them to my bedroom and said that my gun was under my mattress.
When they lifted my mattress and saw the BB rifle they began screaming in my face where the handgun was?
I was in tears at this point and cried that I didn't have a handgun.

It wasn't long after that moment that they did a football huddle and removed my cuffs and vanished as fast as they had appeared.

Had I had panicked and fled or had not frozen in placed and refused to move at all them I am certain that I would be dead.

White skin or not.
 Quoting: Oak_Redhammer


bsflag

15 years old, smoking and drinking coffee? LMAO.

SWAT yelling contradictory commands? LMAO.

Disappearing without charging you for destruction of public property or minor in possession? LMAO

bsflag
retards2
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never dealt with the po huh? one time we got a house raided for moving a road block from a side street to the main one. we ddint answer the door so they came through the windows. when they found out we were just drunk kids they left. Another time i was drunk driving we were flashing lights at cars and someoene got scared and called the cops.(later found out it was a gang thing to flash lights then shoot at cars that flashed back) got pulled out of the car by my face got a slammed on the trunk of the car. denied it was me. after about 5 minutes they chose to believe me and let me go after a car search never mentioned drinking and this was at a time they were hard on it. And i had a dui on my record. they let me get back in my car and had a powwow. young officer comes back and hands me my license and just walks away. i ask can i go. he replys fast and angry "unless you want to sleep here." Another time me and brian and another guy are on the porch of his moms house. cops come up looking for brian. he pops up says hes in the house ill get him. me and other guy hand out our ids. after a minute the cops are like why aint he come back. he went out the back door and jumped the fence. cops are all like WTF at us. im like he goes by shorty i dont know his real name. other guy who has the upstairs apartment just nods his head along with my story. after a few minutes of accusing concersation with the cop i point out that if they didnt spend all this time talking to us they could have caught him on the back side of the block. they left in a huff.
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15 + drinking coffee + smoking = swat shoulda stomped your ass. And your parents asses too.
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My brother drank coffee since he was 11. My mom gave it to him to help calm his ADHD, and it did. She used herbs, coffee, vitamins, etc. and he never too anything like ritalin. No cigarettes though, lol.
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i didnt start drinking coffee till my mid 20s but smoked ciggs from the time i was 12. quit 10 or so years ago.
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15 + drinking coffee + smoking = swat shoulda stomped your ass. And your parents asses too.
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My brother drank coffee since he was 11. My mom gave it to him to help calm his ADHD, and it did. She used herbs, coffee, vitamins, etc. and he never too anything like ritalin. No cigarettes though, lol.
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i didnt start drinking coffee till my mid 20s but smoked ciggs from the time i was 12. quit 10 or so years ago.
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lol.
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I am a white male. It was a beautiful early summer morning about 9am and I was barefoot in my shorts and t-shirt standing on my porch smoking a cigarette and drinking a cup of coffee and having a nice chat and laughing with my neighbor who lived in the next door of our duplex.
The sun was shining and the air was warm.

Suddenly out of nowhere they came from behind the houses and the trees and seemed to just materialize out of no where.
I was startled by the sudden screaming and the sounds of shotguns being racked.
I was surrounded by law enforcement with each one shouting a command and each one contradicted the others.
I was taken by sudden panic and had to fight the urge to run with everything in me. I immediately knew that these men would kill me although I had absolutely no idea why they were there.

Not knowing which command to follow I simply froze with my hands in the air with a cigarette in my right hand and half a cup of coffee in my left.
They told me to drop the cup and I simply let go of it and the cigarette at the same time. My cup thankfully fell to the grass and did not break, but that was my last cigarette and I had just lit it and it was the first one of the day.

The officers all closed on me and had me quickly handcuffed all the while screaming where is the gun! With shotgun barrels mere inches from my face.

I had a pellet rifle and the night before had shot out a streetlight. In my mind it Suddenly became clear why they were there.
I led them to my bedroom and said that my gun was under my mattress.
When they lifted my mattress and saw the BB rifle they began screaming in my face where the handgun was?
I was in tears at this point and cried that I didn't have a handgun.

It wasn't long after that moment that they did a football huddle and removed my cuffs and vanished as fast as they had appeared.

Had I had panicked and fled or had not frozen in placed and refused to move at all them I am certain that I would be dead.

White skin or not.
 Quoting: Oak_Redhammer


bsflag

15 years old, smoking and drinking coffee? LMAO.

SWAT yelling contradictory commands? LMAO.

Disappearing without charging you for destruction of public property or minor in possession? LMAO

bsflag
retards2
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never dealt with the po huh? one time we got a house raided for moving a road block from a side street to the main one. we ddint answer the door so they came through the windows. when they found out we were just drunk kids they left. Another time i was drunk driving we were flashing lights at cars and someoene got scared and called the cops.(later found out it was a gang thing to flash lights then shoot at cars that flashed back) got pulled out of the car by my face got a slammed on the trunk of the car. denied it was me. after about 5 minutes they chose to believe me and let me go after a car search never mentioned drinking and this was at a time they were hard on it. And i had a dui on my record. they let me get back in my car and had a powwow. young officer comes back and hands me my license and just walks away. i ask can i go. he replys fast and angry "unless you want to sleep here." Another time me and brian and another guy are on the porch of his moms house. cops come up looking for brian. he pops up says hes in the house ill get him. me and other guy hand out our ids. after a minute the cops are like why aint he come back. he went out the back door and jumped the fence. cops are all like WTF at us. im like he goes by shorty i dont know his real name. other guy who has the upstairs apartment just nods his head along with my story. after a few minutes of accusing concersation with the cop i point out that if they didnt spend all this time talking to us they could have caught him on the back side of the block. they left in a huff.
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I've never had a run in with police. Some of my relatives have had smaller run-ins. When I was a child my Dad was stopped over a motorcycle tag violation that didn't even exist and when they started messing around with his motorcycle satchels he said -"I do not give you permission to search" then they took him down to the ground and arrested him for failure to allow search- which is also a law that doesn't exist. So, it all came out in court and he had a successful lawsuit.
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Pretty much
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I don't know about these stories, but have watched many videos of SWAT and CERT going at it.

They always, every single time, shout contradictory orders at people. It has led to more than one death.

"Hands up!"
"Hands behind your head!"
"Drop the gun!" (When hands are empty at least part of the time...)
"Turn around!"
"Don't move!"

All happening inside four or five seconds, with weapons pointed at the person and others screaming about how they will "f**king shoot!".

So that part seems legitimate. It's a constant thing. One that probably leads to shootings by the police about 20% of the time.

The rule should be "One voice". One person speaks and asks for compliance first, then, if not given escalates to demanding, in a polite way. Then stern and so on, before they start screaming, trying to cow people.

That screaming commands sets off anyone with the warrior gene almost instantly. If you ever see someone "resisting" or not complying, ask if the police were rude first. If so, it is their fault, not the other way around. We can't blame people for their genetically driven brain chemistry, after all.
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I am a white male. It was a beautiful early summer morning about 9am and I was barefoot in my shorts and t-shirt standing on my porch smoking a cigarette and drinking a cup of coffee and having a nice chat and laughing with my neighbor who lived in the next door of our duplex.
The sun was shining and the air was warm.

Suddenly out of nowhere they came from behind the houses and the trees and seemed to just materialize out of no where.
I was startled by the sudden screaming and the sounds of shotguns being racked.
I was surrounded by law enforcement with each one shouting a command and each one contradicted the others.
I was taken by sudden panic and had to fight the urge to run with everything in me. I immediately knew that these men would kill me although I had absolutely no idea why they were there.

Not knowing which command to follow I simply froze with my hands in the air with a cigarette in my right hand and half a cup of coffee in my left.
They told me to drop the cup and I simply let go of it and the cigarette at the same time. My cup thankfully fell to the grass and did not break, but that was my last cigarette and I had just lit it and it was the first one of the day.

The officers all closed on me and had me quickly handcuffed all the while screaming where is the gun! With shotgun barrels mere inches from my face.

I had a pellet rifle and the night before had shot out a streetlight. In my mind it Suddenly became clear why they were there.
I led them to my bedroom and said that my gun was under my mattress.
When they lifted my mattress and saw the BB rifle they began screaming in my face where the handgun was?
I was in tears at this point and cried that I didn't have a handgun.

It wasn't long after that moment that they did a football huddle and removed my cuffs and vanished as fast as they had appeared.

Had I had panicked and fled or had not frozen in placed and refused to move at all them I am certain that I would be dead.

White skin or not.
 Quoting: Oak_Redhammer


bsflag

15 years old, smoking and drinking coffee? LMAO.

SWAT yelling contradictory commands? LMAO.

Disappearing without charging you for destruction of public property or minor in possession? LMAO

bsflag
retards2
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never dealt with the po huh? one time we got a house raided for moving a road block from a side street to the main one. we ddint answer the door so they came through the windows. when they found out we were just drunk kids they left. Another time i was drunk driving we were flashing lights at cars and someoene got scared and called the cops.(later found out it was a gang thing to flash lights then shoot at cars that flashed back) got pulled out of the car by my face got a slammed on the trunk of the car. denied it was me. after about 5 minutes they chose to believe me and let me go after a car search never mentioned drinking and this was at a time they were hard on it. And i had a dui on my record. they let me get back in my car and had a powwow. young officer comes back and hands me my license and just walks away. i ask can i go. he replys fast and angry "unless you want to sleep here." Another time me and brian and another guy are on the porch of his moms house. cops come up looking for brian. he pops up says hes in the house ill get him. me and other guy hand out our ids. after a minute the cops are like why aint he come back. he went out the back door and jumped the fence. cops are all like WTF at us. im like he goes by shorty i dont know his real name. other guy who has the upstairs apartment just nods his head along with my story. after a few minutes of accusing concersation with the cop i point out that if they didnt spend all this time talking to us they could have caught him on the back side of the block. they left in a huff.
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Lesson here...dont drink coffed in your underwear
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don't drink anything from anyone's underwear weirdo
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LOL
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Re: That one time a Sheriff's S.W.A.T. team showed up to my house when I was only 15.
I don't know about these stories, but have watched many videos of SWAT and CERT going at it.

They always, every single time, shout contradictory orders at people. It has led to more than one death.

"Hands up!"
"Hands behind your head!"
"Drop the gun!" (When hands are empty at least part of the time...)
"Turn around!"
"Don't move!"

All happening inside four or five seconds, with weapons pointed at the person and others screaming about how they will "f**king shoot!".

So that part seems legitimate. It's a constant thing. One that probably leads to shootings by the police about 20% of the time.

The rule should be "One voice". One person speaks and asks for compliance first, then, if not given escalates to demanding, in a polite way. Then stern and so on, before they start screaming, trying to cow people.

That screaming commands sets off anyone with the warrior gene almost instantly. If you ever see someone "resisting" or not complying, ask if the police were rude first. If so, it is their fault, not the other way around. We can't blame people for their genetically driven brain chemistry, after all.
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Regular cops yes.

SWAT no.

You obviously know fuck all about special tactics groups. They are pretty codified across the nation and the SOP is a single caller, usually the zipper or a lead. Just like the military. They are trained like this for exactly the reasons you posted.
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I am a white male. It was a beautiful early summer morning about 9am and I was barefoot in my shorts and t-shirt standing on my porch smoking a cigarette and drinking a cup of coffee and having a nice chat and laughing with my neighbor who lived in the next door of our duplex.
The sun was shining and the air was warm.

Suddenly out of nowhere they came from behind the houses and the trees and seemed to just materialize out of no where.
I was startled by the sudden screaming and the sounds of shotguns being racked.
I was surrounded by law enforcement with each one shouting a command and each one contradicted the others.
I was taken by sudden panic and had to fight the urge to run with everything in me. I immediately knew that these men would kill me although I had absolutely no idea why they were there.

Not knowing which command to follow I simply froze with my hands in the air with a cigarette in my right hand and half a cup of coffee in my left.
They told me to drop the cup and I simply let go of it and the cigarette at the same time. My cup thankfully fell to the grass and did not break, but that was my last cigarette and I had just lit it and it was the first one of the day.

The officers all closed on me and had me quickly handcuffed all the while screaming where is the gun! With shotgun barrels mere inches from my face.

I had a pellet rifle and the night before had shot out a streetlight. In my mind it Suddenly became clear why they were there.
I led them to my bedroom and said that my gun was under my mattress.
When they lifted my mattress and saw the BB rifle they began screaming in my face where the handgun was?
I was in tears at this point and cried that I didn't have a handgun.

It wasn't long after that moment that they did a football huddle and removed my cuffs and vanished as fast as they had appeared.

Had I had panicked and fled or had not frozen in placed and refused to move at all them I am certain that I would be dead.

White skin or not.
 Quoting: Oak_Redhammer


hesright

Blacks just love being the "victim".

It's easier to claim you're a victim than it is to be responsible for your own actions.

Blacks = Professional victims, just like Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
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Streetlight shooters, underage smokers, headlight flashers, you're ALL hardened criminals!!

You're all lucky you weren't all severely admonished!!
"Everybody lies."
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Re: That one time a Sheriff's S.W.A.T. team showed up to my house when I was only 15.
I don't know about these stories, but have watched many videos of SWAT and CERT going at it.

They always, every single time, shout contradictory orders at people. It has led to more than one death.

"Hands up!"
"Hands behind your head!"
"Drop the gun!" (When hands are empty at least part of the time...)
"Turn around!"
"Don't move!"

All happening inside four or five seconds, with weapons pointed at the person and others screaming about how they will "f**king shoot!".

So that part seems legitimate. It's a constant thing. One that probably leads to shootings by the police about 20% of the time.

The rule should be "One voice". One person speaks and asks for compliance first, then, if not given escalates to demanding, in a polite way. Then stern and so on, before they start screaming, trying to cow people.

That screaming commands sets off anyone with the warrior gene almost instantly. If you ever see someone "resisting" or not complying, ask if the police were rude first. If so, it is their fault, not the other way around. We can't blame people for their genetically driven brain chemistry, after all.
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Regular cops yes.

SWAT no.

You obviously know fuck all about special tactics groups. They are pretty codified across the nation and the SOP is a single caller, usually the zipper or a lead. Just like the military. They are trained like this for exactly the reasons you posted.
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I have researched the topic and heard them doing it. So, obviously, you need to prove your point. Show me, say, five such events where they are NOT doing that. You're the one making the hard claim, so the burden of proof is on you. I've seen the data, and it counters what you claim.

So, put up, or change your mind? If you have the guts to do either of those, of course.

(Which face it, you probably don't. You want to live in a fantasy, not the real world. Still, in that case, you should probably not try to speak on topics like this, where you can only look bad...)
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I am a white male. It was a beautiful early summer morning about 9am and I was barefoot in my shorts and t-shirt standing on my porch smoking a cigarette and drinking a cup of coffee and having a nice chat and laughing with my neighbor who lived in the next door of our duplex.
The sun was shining and the air was warm.

Suddenly out of nowhere they came from behind the houses and the trees and seemed to just materialize out of no where.
I was startled by the sudden screaming and the sounds of shotguns being racked.
I was surrounded by law enforcement with each one shouting a command and each one contradicted the others.
I was taken by sudden panic and had to fight the urge to run with everything in me. I immediately knew that these men would kill me although I had absolutely no idea why they were there.

Not knowing which command to follow I simply froze with my hands in the air with a cigarette in my right hand and half a cup of coffee in my left.
They told me to drop the cup and I simply let go of it and the cigarette at the same time. My cup thankfully fell to the grass and did not break, but that was my last cigarette and I had just lit it and it was the first one of the day.

The officers all closed on me and had me quickly handcuffed all the while screaming where is the gun! With shotgun barrels mere inches from my face.

I had a pellet rifle and the night before had shot out a streetlight. In my mind it Suddenly became clear why they were there.
I led them to my bedroom and said that my gun was under my mattress.
When they lifted my mattress and saw the BB rifle they began screaming in my face where the handgun was?
I was in tears at this point and cried that I didn't have a handgun.

It wasn't long after that moment that they did a football huddle and removed my cuffs and vanished as fast as they had appeared.

Had I had panicked and fled or had not frozen in placed and refused to move at all them I am certain that I would be dead.

White skin or not.
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Great lesson and great Story!!
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What's hilarious is the inability of the ACs to actually read and understand what they read as well as all of the Juan Stars on my true first hand account. To clarify, the SWAT wasn't there because I shot out a street light with a pellet rifle. They fully expected to find me in possession of a hand gun and when they realized I didn't have one they left.
And that my skin color had nothing to do with me surviving the encounter but the fact that I simply froze and refused to move at all as they shouted contradictory orders at me.
Fucking morans.
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I am a white male. It was a beautiful early summer morning about 9am and I was barefoot in my shorts and t-shirt standing on my porch smoking a cigarette and drinking a cup of coffee and having a nice chat and laughing with my neighbor who lived in the next door of our duplex.
The sun was shining and the air was warm.

Suddenly out of nowhere they came from behind the houses and the trees and seemed to just materialize out of no where.
I was startled by the sudden screaming and the sounds of shotguns being racked.
I was surrounded by law enforcement with each one shouting a command and each one contradicted the others.
I was taken by sudden panic and had to fight the urge to run with everything in me. I immediately knew that these men would kill me although I had absolutely no idea why they were there.

Not knowing which command to follow I simply froze with my hands in the air with a cigarette in my right hand and half a cup of coffee in my left.
They told me to drop the cup and I simply let go of it and the cigarette at the same time. My cup thankfully fell to the grass and did not break, but that was my last cigarette and I had just lit it and it was the first one of the day.

The officers all closed on me and had me quickly handcuffed all the while screaming where is the gun! With shotgun barrels mere inches from my face.

I had a pellet rifle and the night before had shot out a streetlight. In my mind it Suddenly became clear why they were there.
I led them to my bedroom and said that my gun was under my mattress.
When they lifted my mattress and saw the BB rifle they began screaming in my face where the handgun was?
I was in tears at this point and cried that I didn't have a handgun.

It wasn't long after that moment that they did a football huddle and removed my cuffs and vanished as fast as they had appeared.

Had I had panicked and fled or had not frozen in placed and refused to move at all them I am certain that I would be dead.

White skin or not.
 Quoting: Oak_Redhammer


The take a knee movement was created to keep the world from uniting against the police using excessive force/power against the people regardless of race.

The new BLM co-opted the old BLM via Marxist tactics and Viola!
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I don't know about these stories, but have watched many videos of SWAT and CERT going at it.

They always, every single time, shout contradictory orders at people. It has led to more than one death.

"Hands up!"
"Hands behind your head!"
"Drop the gun!" (When hands are empty at least part of the time...)
"Turn around!"
"Don't move!"

All happening inside four or five seconds, with weapons pointed at the person and others screaming about how they will "f**king shoot!".

So that part seems legitimate. It's a constant thing. One that probably leads to shootings by the police about 20% of the time.

The rule should be "One voice". One person speaks and asks for compliance first, then, if not given escalates to demanding, in a polite way. Then stern and so on, before they start screaming, trying to cow people.

That screaming commands sets off anyone with the warrior gene almost instantly. If you ever see someone "resisting" or not complying, ask if the police were rude first. If so, it is their fault, not the other way around. We can't blame people for their genetically driven brain chemistry, after all.
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By do you think they are trained that way, escalating the issue is what they want.
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My dad was always at odds with police when I was a kid.

I witnessed him punching a cop and laying him out flat across the hood of his crown victoria! He then put his hands in front and said, "okay now you can take me to jail"!

I learned that night that you never talk to him like a subservient.

Oddly enough, years later I became a police officer and worked for 2 different departments before retiring from on the job injuries.

Just thought I would share.
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Lesson here...dont drink coffed in your underwear
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And only smoke a pipe.
Especially if you're only 15.
It makes you look suave and sophisticated, so you're less likely to be shot for underage smoking.

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