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User ID: 79785318 United States 04/21/2021 11:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | by the power vested in an anonymous coward Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80127947 I hereby invoke The GLP Effect ! Thank you! So relieved! Well, maybe in time line you're in presently. Not the one i'm in so maybe you just need to change the station. What's the frequency, Kenneth?! 42 Seriously. Quoting: Green Eggs & Ham Israel's bombing Syria. Reinforcements headed to the Ukraine. THIS pops off on the 21st just like they said? It's broken guys. I'm actually shitting myself. Not to add to the concerns but covid researchers are now investigating the menstrual issues and miscarriages associated with the vaccines because there's enough reports now to be officially concerning. Oh and unvaccinated women who are around vaccinated ones are also starting to report problems in increased numbers too. Who had the movie children of men combined with the movie about nuclear war the road for april 2021? Glp doom bingo blackout is rapidly approaching if the glp effect doesn't snap into play soon. Wanna hear some freaky TMI? This shouldn't be a surprise since I'm a grandmother, but I actually aged pretty well and wasn't in menopause as of December, confirmed by blood tests and a physical examination. Haven't had a cycle since. Probably just a coincidence because I AM old. But still... If a wall of fire washes over you remember to Stop, drop, and roll!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79923727 In this situation it's not TMI at all... It unfortunately fits with the data we're getting, what little data we're getting anyway. I feel terrible for young women though. Even at best if this is only temporary it's still going to result in a potential lost generation. roguetechie |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 57172992 United States 04/21/2021 11:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I had a profound experience where I remembered that everything that happens in this strange world matters a whole lot and if we make a mistake in actions or thought, or don't act at all from ennui, then our souls are placed, alone, into a dark box forever by some judgemental all powerful entity. I remembered that I was in that box right now, placed there some eons ago for not taking matters seriously, where I remembered that all this is a dream I came up with to pass the eternal time. So I guess I'm saying that nuclear war or a lonely death from old age amounts to the same thing, and that the leaders of the world with all their terrifying weapons all probably know this terrible knowlege and rest easy as we all end up back in the black box... alone... forever and ever and ever. |
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Chay-Ophan
User ID: 77752291 United States 04/22/2021 01:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Tasty in soup...bwahahaha...I can turn any thread into a foodie thread. Oh really? Let's test that claim, shall we? Deep-set fecal creases, each faintly emitting thin steam, encircled the length of the first turd as it nestled just behind the twitching anus. It was finally go-time! ChayOphan |
Saint Lance the Odd from BC
User ID: 77547432 Canada 04/22/2021 01:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Tasty in soup...bwahahaha...I can turn any thread into a foodie thread. Oh really? Let's test that claim, shall we? Deep-set fecal creases, each faintly emitting thin steam, encircled the length of the first turd as it nestled just behind the twitching anus. It was finally go-time! Only Americans measure food in feet...I find that odd. If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell. “It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius |
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User ID: 79345156 United States 04/22/2021 02:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm going to go try to call the alien invasion off. They really don't want to come here today. They are coming in 2023. Mark my words. As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice. I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty. |
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Saint Lance the Odd from BC
User ID: 77547432 Canada 04/22/2021 02:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The small crisis peep shows are over and now the main stage is set and the real hardcore doom-porn is about to begin. Quoting: Planet Nonsense At what odds, and how much do wish to wager? If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell. “It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius |
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Green Eggs & Ham
(OP) User ID: 77311748 United States 04/22/2021 03:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | let's hope! Quoting: Artificial Person you guys win I had a profound experience where I remembered that everything that happens in this strange world matters a whole lot and if we make a mistake in actions or thought, or don't act at all from ennui, then our souls are placed, alone, into a dark box forever by some judgemental all powerful entity. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57172992 I remembered that I was in that box right now, placed there some eons ago for not taking matters seriously, where I remembered that all this is a dream I came up with to pass the eternal time. So I guess I'm saying that nuclear war or a lonely death from old age amounts to the same thing, and that the leaders of the world with all their terrifying weapons all probably know this terrible knowlege and rest easy as we all end up back in the black box... alone... forever and ever and ever. Well aren't you just a ray of sunshine! Seriously though, had the same thought once. Like maybe this is all just the product of my bored imagination. If so, then I'm running this show and it's actually entertaining as fuck. So cool! switch to glue ;) Seriously. Quoting: Green Eggs & Ham Israel's bombing Syria. Reinforcements headed to the Ukraine. THIS pops off on the 21st just like they said? It's broken guys. I'm actually shitting myself. The GLP Effect jinxed itself. Can't dodge fate. but what if we can? israel is always bombing syria. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79032666 ukraine is a nothing burger so far. op has a low threshold for shitting his diapers... eh...ehm.. excuse me sir, but that would be HER depends. Thank you kindly. And I've run out of adult diapers so I'm going to go shave my cat now. Only one left to shave now. We're being pecked to death by a duck. |
Saint Lance the Odd from BC
User ID: 77547432 Canada 04/22/2021 03:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | let's hope! Quoting: Artificial Person you guys win I had a profound experience where I remembered that everything that happens in this strange world matters a whole lot and if we make a mistake in actions or thought, or don't act at all from ennui, then our souls are placed, alone, into a dark box forever by some judgemental all powerful entity. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57172992 I remembered that I was in that box right now, placed there some eons ago for not taking matters seriously, where I remembered that all this is a dream I came up with to pass the eternal time. So I guess I'm saying that nuclear war or a lonely death from old age amounts to the same thing, and that the leaders of the world with all their terrifying weapons all probably know this terrible knowlege and rest easy as we all end up back in the black box... alone... forever and ever and ever. Well aren't you just a ray of sunshine! Seriously though, had the same thought once. Like maybe this is all just the product of my bored imagination. If so, then I'm running this show and it's actually entertaining as fuck. So cool! switch to glue ;) Seriously. Quoting: Green Eggs & Ham Israel's bombing Syria. Reinforcements headed to the Ukraine. THIS pops off on the 21st just like they said? It's broken guys. I'm actually shitting myself. The GLP Effect jinxed itself. Can't dodge fate. but what if we can? israel is always bombing syria. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79032666 ukraine is a nothing burger so far. op has a low threshold for shitting his diapers... eh...ehm.. excuse me sir, but that would be HER depends. Thank you kindly. And I've run out of adult diapers so I'm going to go shave my cat now. Only one left to shave now. Switch, into Glide Did anyone ever tell you that this was all supposed to make sense...meh, doubt it...this beat goes on, and on, and on... If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell. “It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius |
Green Eggs & Ham
(OP) User ID: 77311748 United States 04/22/2021 03:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Tasty in soup...bwahahaha...I can turn any thread into a foodie thread. Oh really? Let's test that claim, shall we? Deep-set fecal creases, each faintly emitting thin steam, encircled the length of the first turd as it nestled just behind the twitching anus. It was finally go-time! Only Americans measure food in feet...I find that odd. This should happen. I'm going to go try to call the alien invasion off. They really don't want to come here today. They are coming in 2023. Mark my words. The small crisis peep shows are over and now the main stage is set and the real hardcore doom-porn is about to begin. Quoting: Planet Nonsense At what odds, and how much do wish to wager? ^_^ We're being pecked to death by a duck. |
Green Eggs & Ham
(OP) User ID: 77311748 United States 04/22/2021 03:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Switch, into Glide Quoting: Saint Lance the Odd from BC Did anyone ever tell you that this was all supposed to make sense...meh, doubt it...this beat goes on, and on, and on... I can dig it. We had some personal doom today. It was pretty sad. But you guys cheered my right the hell up I'm gonna hit the hay. nite ya'll <3 We're being pecked to death by a duck. |
Saint Lance the Odd from BC
User ID: 77547432 Canada 04/22/2021 03:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Switch, into Glide Quoting: Saint Lance the Odd from BC Did anyone ever tell you that this was all supposed to make sense...meh, doubt it...this beat goes on, and on, and on... I can dig it. We had some personal doom today. It was pretty sad. But you guys cheered my right the hell up I'm gonna hit the hay. nite ya'll <3 You have a wondrous sleep and dream as you see fit. Maybe we will meet in Mall World. If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell. “It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78994449 Germany 04/22/2021 05:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | War between Russia and Ukraine would lead to the ‘coming of the Messiah’ says 300-year-old Rabbi prophecy Remember especially Christians their end times is not the same as yours. Theirs is called The World to Come Theirs says nearly all gentiles that means you too Christians will be wiped out And they are making the prophecies happen 1 at a time. [link to www.thesun.co.uk (secure)] |
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