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I just bought an item from a black man selling shit door-to-door

 
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Re: I just bought an item from a black man selling shit door-to-door
Thanks for letting everyone on glp know u are a tard. Any questions?
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You're a little late.

Everyone here knew I was a tard 10 years ago.
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...a black guy drives waaaaay out into a rural area that’s 29 miles from the nearest traffic signal, and he’s selling cleaning solution door to door..?

What’s really happening is he’s seeking out which homes are the best opportunities to rob.

You think that shit doesn’t happen in rural areas..??

I have a long line of people who live waaay out in the country that will gladly tell you horror stories.

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 Quoting: Zovalex


I've lived waaaaaaaaaay out in the country for over 6 decades.

I figger that by the time they drive through the gate, up a 1/8 mile lane, get greeted by 3 outside dogs, and by me at the door strapped with my .45 that lives on my left ass cheek, they might assume that this wouldn't be the place to which you are referring.
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Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me

I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was

"we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister
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...a black guy drives waaaaay out into a rural area that’s 29 miles from the nearest traffic signal, and he’s selling cleaning solution door to door..?

What’s really happening is he’s seeking out which homes are the best opportunities to rob.

You think that shit doesn’t happen in rural areas..??

I have a long line of people who live waaay out in the country that will gladly tell you horror stories.

.
 Quoting: Zovalex


I've lived waaaaaaaaaay out in the country for over 6 decades.

I figger that by the time they drive through the gate, up a 1/8 mile lane, get greeted by 3 outside dogs, and by me at the door strapped with my .45 that lives on my left ass cheek, they might assume that this wouldn't be the place to which you are referring.
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3 poodles and your assless chaps looking for some jungle love

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...a black guy drives waaaaay out into a rural area that’s 29 miles from the nearest traffic signal, and he’s selling cleaning solution door to door..?

What’s really happening is he’s seeking out which homes are the best opportunities to rob.

You think that shit doesn’t happen in rural areas..??

I have a long line of people who live waaay out in the country that will gladly tell you horror stories.

.
 Quoting: Zovalex


I've lived waaaaaaaaaay out in the country for over 6 decades.

I figger that by the time they drive through the gate, up a 1/8 mile lane, get greeted by 3 outside dogs, and by me at the door strapped with my .45 that lives on my left ass cheek, they might assume that this wouldn't be the place to which you are referring.
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3 poodles and your assless chaps looking for some jungle love

lotion5

tyrone1
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Don't project your deviant sexual proclivities upon others.

P.S. mom sez no milk and cookies for you when she gets home.

Last Edited by last one on 04/21/2021 09:07 PM
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Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me

I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was

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...a black guy drives waaaaay out into a rural area that’s 29 miles from the nearest traffic signal, and he’s selling cleaning solution door to door..?

What’s really happening is he’s seeking out which homes are the best opportunities to rob.

You think that shit doesn’t happen in rural areas..??

I have a long line of people who live waaay out in the country that will gladly tell you horror stories.

.
 Quoting: Zovalex


I've lived waaaaaaaaaay out in the country for over 6 decades.

I figger that by the time they drive through the gate, up a 1/8 mile lane, get greeted by 3 outside dogs, and by me at the door strapped with my .45 that lives on my left ass cheek, they might assume that this wouldn't be the place to which you are referring.
 Quoting: last one


Precisely.

So he pretends to be selling cleaning solution, then moves on to the next house 1/2 mile down the road to see if that one will offer better burglary prospects.

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