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I just bought an item from a black man selling shit door-to-door
but, I made him listen to my sermon first, and paid one third of the asking price.

Ask me a question.
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Re: I just bought an item from a black man selling shit door-to-door
How did your dog react to a black man at the front door?
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How did your dog react to a black man at the front door?
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As she was trained. Went totally ape-shit.

She got a treat after he left.
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa

Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me

I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was

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Portman, if you don't find the lotion, it will find you.
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Re: I just bought an item from a black man selling shit door-to-door
So what was he selling that you felt compelled to buy?
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Re: I just bought an item from a black man selling shit door-to-door
He was out there making it work, chasing his American Dream. He wasn't gang-banging or being a dirtbag. How about some respect for him?
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Re: I just bought an item from a black man selling shit door-to-door
So what was he selling that you felt compelled to buy?
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I wasn't compelled to buy it. I felt sorry for him.

Compulsion is a different issue than sympathy.
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa

Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me

I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was

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what was the sermon?
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Nor easy horses, a horseman.
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He was out there making it work, chasing his American Dream. He wasn't gang-banging or being a dirtbag. How about some respect for him?
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That's why I bought from him, you dense moron.
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa

Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me

I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was

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What was he selling and for how much
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He was out there making it work, chasing his American Dream. He wasn't gang-banging or being a dirtbag. How about some respect for him?
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That's why I bought from him, you dense moron.
 Quoting: last one

I guess I missed the "respect" part of this thread.
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what was the sermon?
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The sermon was that, if MSM and politicians were left out of the equation, blacks and whites in the USA would have far less strife and discontent. And, that average mainstream blacks and whites have more in common than we do differences.

We both agreed that radicals and subversives and the MSM have done more to cripple the country, via "racism", than any other issue.
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa

Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me

I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was

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He was out there making it work, chasing his American Dream. He wasn't gang-banging or being a dirtbag. How about some respect for him?
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That's why I bought from him, you dense moron.
 Quoting: last one

I guess I missed the "respect" part of this thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79900717


That's because you are not very perceptive, and probably think you should pay full asking price for anything, and everything.

You're probably one of the dumbfucks that pay a car dealer an extra 200 over asking price, because it's the perfect color for you.
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa

Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me

I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was

"we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister
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what was the sermon?
 Quoting: Furrry Pete


The sermon was that, if MSM and politicians were left out of the equation, blacks and whites in the USA would have far less strife and discontent. And, that average mainstream blacks and whites have more in common than we do differences.

We both agreed that radicals and subversives and the MSM have done more to cripple the country, via "racism", than any other issue.
 Quoting: last one


Thank you, I agree.

Did that other guy ever come back that wanted to tear your statue down?
"It's a friendly friendly world" (Andy Kaufman)
Calm seas do not a sailor make,
Nor easy horses, a horseman.
And Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water And he spent a long time watching from his lonely wooden tower and when He could be certain only drowning men could see Him- Leonard Cohen
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what was the sermon?
 Quoting: Furrry Pete


The sermon was that, if MSM and politicians were left out of the equation, blacks and whites in the USA would have far less strife and discontent. And, that average mainstream blacks and whites have more in common than we do differences.

We both agreed that radicals and subversives and the MSM have done more to cripple the country, via "racism", than any other issue.
 Quoting: last one


Thank you, I agree.

Did that other guy ever come back that wanted to tear your statue down?
 Quoting: Furrry Pete

Nope.

We are rural, we are redneck, and we minced no words as to what would happen if they came back.

We're 29 miles from the nearest traffic signal.
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa

Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me

I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was

"we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister
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what was the sermon?
 Quoting: Furrry Pete


The sermon was that, if MSM and politicians were left out of the equation, blacks and whites in the USA would have far less strife and discontent. And, that average mainstream blacks and whites have more in common than we do differences.

We both agreed that radicals and subversives and the MSM have done more to cripple the country, via "racism", than any other issue.
 Quoting: last one


Thank you, I agree.

Did that other guy ever come back that wanted to tear your statue down?
 Quoting: Furrry Pete

Nope.

We are rural, we are redneck, and we minced no words as to what would happen if they came back.

We're 29 miles from the nearest traffic signal.
 Quoting: last one


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"It's a friendly friendly world" (Andy Kaufman)
Calm seas do not a sailor make,
Nor easy horses, a horseman.
And Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water And he spent a long time watching from his lonely wooden tower and when He could be certain only drowning men could see Him- Leonard Cohen
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He was out there making it work, chasing his American Dream. He wasn't gang-banging or being a dirtbag. How about some respect for him?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79900717

That's why I bought from him, you dense moron.
 Quoting: last one

I guess I missed the "respect" part of this thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79900717

That's because you are not very perceptive, and probably think you should pay full asking price for anything, and everything.

You're probably one of the dumbfucks that pay a car dealer an extra 200 over asking price, because it's the perfect color for you.
 Quoting: last one

And there you go, exactly where I sent you -- into a fantasy world of falsehood. Goodbye.
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So what was he selling that you felt compelled to buy?
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Some sort of concentrated cleaning concoction that actually worked.

He demonstrated it on grease spots/stains on the driveway from the smoker.

It's good, but I fear it may be radioactive.
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa

Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me

I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was

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How did your dog react to a black man at the front door?
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As she was trained. Went totally ape-shit.

She got a treat after he left.
 Quoting: last one


ROFL
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That's why I bought from him, you dense moron.
 Quoting: last one

I guess I missed the "respect" part of this thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79900717

That's because you are not very perceptive, and probably think you should pay full asking price for anything, and everything.

You're probably one of the dumbfucks that pay a car dealer an extra 200 over asking price, because it's the perfect color for you.
 Quoting: last one

And there you go, exactly where I sent you -- into a fantasy world of falsehood. Goodbye.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79900717


Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

Yer mom says to stay gone for a while longer. We'll be "finished" soon.
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I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was

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He was out there making it work, chasing his American Dream. He wasn't gang-banging or being a dirtbag. How about some respect for him?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79900717

That's why I bought from him, you dense moron.
 Quoting: last one

I guess I missed the "respect" part of this thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79900717


People buy from someone they respect - they don’t buy from someone they don’t

Duh

Have you ever bought a car ?

If you don’t respect the salesman - you are suspicious that he is lying etc

Nobody buys from someone they don’t respect

Do YOU?
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Where you wearing a white sheet and pointy hat when you opened the door?


Is your statue of a little black jockey holding a lantern? My aunt has one. Fucking hilarious
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He was out there making it work, chasing his American Dream. He wasn't gang-banging or being a dirtbag. How about some respect for him?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79900717

That's why I bought from him, you dense moron.
 Quoting: last one

I guess I missed the "respect" part of this thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79900717


People buy from someone they respect - they don’t buy from someone they don’t

Duh

Have you ever bought a car ?

If you don’t respect the salesman - you are suspicious that he is lying etc

Nobody buys from someone they don’t respect

Do YOU?
 Quoting: Theobromine The Deplorable

Exactly.

I haven't bought from a door-to-door salesman for 40 years.

This man deserved some respect, and deserved to make a sale. And, I told him precisely that.
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa

Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me

I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was

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Where you wearing a white sheet and pointy hat when you opened the door?


Is your statue of a little black jockey holding a lantern? My aunt has one. Fucking hilarious
 Quoting: Ulam

Actually, I was wearing two condoms, and yer moms panties on my head.
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa

Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me

I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was

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...a black guy drives waaaaay out into a rural area that’s 29 miles from the nearest traffic signal, and he’s selling cleaning solution door to door..?

What’s really happening is he’s seeking out which homes are the best opportunities to rob.

You think that shit doesn’t happen in rural areas..??

I have a long line of people who live waaay out in the country that will gladly tell you horror stories.

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It gives you the illusion of freedom,
makes you trust, love, and defend your oppressor,
while making an enemy of those
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So what was he selling that you felt compelled to buy?
 Quoting: Guess Who2


Some sort of concentrated cleaning concoction that actually worked.

He demonstrated it on grease spots/stains on the driveway from the smoker.

It's good, but I fear it may be radioactive.
 Quoting: last one


Pink stuff? I had a guy come by yearly selling it. He was black. Crazy white guy would come by wanting to do yard work.
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Where you wearing a white sheet and pointy hat when you opened the door?


Is your statue of a little black jockey holding a lantern? My aunt has one. Fucking hilarious
 Quoting: Ulam

Actually, I was wearing two condoms, and yer moms panties on my head.
 Quoting: last one


She’s 83 ya sick fuck

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Where you wearing a white sheet and pointy hat when you opened the door?


Is your statue of a little black jockey holding a lantern? My aunt has one. Fucking hilarious
 Quoting: Ulam

Actually, I was wearing two condoms, and yer moms panties on my head.
 Quoting: last one


She’s 83 ya sick fuck

N0-no1
 Quoting: Ulam


That's what you've been told.

She's actually 43, and didn't want to tell you you were born when she was 12.
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa

Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me

I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was

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