Ducks..

It filters water with its smout or beak ,and transparant water is funnier then brown water.

The venom in its spurs..

There is no pain killer for it..

Ducks are filthy...All birds shit entirely too much...

We heard about your brief bird feeder hobby..

prime target detected..

prepare to be culturally enriched at your soonest inconvenience

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There y'all go, talking shit again

They're all a bunch of quack heads

I taught myself ornithology through the scope of a rifle and google...I even have a book on it, fewer ads for Viagra...

Your not supposed to set up on the feeder brief..

pst. pst. pst.

this is a secret program for the initiated..

A grand old buffoonery of a lifestyle to be unearthed among the swine

And we all smell like shit

So...

Most animals have some sense of discretion when relieving themselves...Dogs find their favorite spot, turn around three or four times and then squat, cats have their box, but a fucking bird just lets it drop out of their ass with no considerations whatsoever!

Who was marking maos?..

Birds don't wear watches..

Soon as a monkey reaches through the bars and signs TP..

Your bird argument is nul..

Reactors go critical..

I was buying pellets at the hardware store one day and the cashier said a guy just left with a ten pound bag of birdseed and a thousand pellets...LOL, I'm not that bad! I give them no encouragement to fly around my house and scream while they shit on my solar panels...

There it is..

BRIEF bought solar pannels..

Did ya jerk out your Woodstock too?..

Woodstove*