Time Travel Offer

Phoenix 12PM May 1st 2021, please choose your;

Superwalmart location; Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania
Nickname: Rustymalibu
Number of people: 1
Number of Suitcases or duffel bags: 1

OP, if you haven't abandoned your thread already, allow me to make a suggestion to test your skills, as you put it, and your ingenuity.

Everyone is choosing their worldlines constantly in the HERE/NOW moment. So, the most interesting exercise shouldn't be about manipulating time by going back or forward.

The exercise we all should be focused on is altering the worldline we're on NOW, which will change the past and future automatically. This is what the world wide meditations are really about at it's central core.

So, I suggest we navigate the thread to one that has a mega group meditation to alter our worldlines as one huge group, together the energy is extremely more powerful than working alone.

Anyway, not sure if you haven't already abandoned your thread. Will check back to see if you saw this and want to have a go at it.

I'm being sincere here, OP. I'm guessing you're the one who posted the wonderful LARP the other day where gates got injected 100 times, etc. On that note, we can choose what we want to see happen on the worldline we energize. It's just like ordering from a menu and you can write the story that includes all the details that our new worldline contains.

It can have gates, fauci, and other villains of the story "incapacitated" in some way. It can also have people come out in disclosure to the plot. The sheer amount of karma these villains are generating has them facing 20 lifetimes of sheer torture and misery to burn. 300 earth years of shit-tier living to burn off all the karma they amassed this time around. They would make it much easier on themselves to come clean now.

In any case, our main focus will be on the question of "what exactly do we want our world to become?" "What does the world look like that we are escaping to via time machine?" Again, the creative story here is most important and this is where your writing skills come to the fore.

Once the story is created, our group in the thread will energize it once a day for 30 days. There's the time machine right there :D

I have an offer for those of you who are interested.

Hi there GLP.

I have an offer for those of you who are interested.

I have access to a time travel device and I am offering to take others across time to escape the current situation.

As most of you are aware, GLP was mostly just predicting doom for years with no actual real doom ever really coming true as predicted...until more recently.

Now, the exact opposite seems to be true. Nobody can predict what is going to happen in advance, but every day doom seems to actually be here more and more.

I see thread after thread here talking about folks wanting to get the fuck out while they still can since the shit has been hitting the fan for some time now but nobody knows where the hell to go since every place seems to be suffering the same fate as every other place, just to mildly differing degrees.

There may not be any place to relocate to that is a sure thing and even if there is, nobody knows where that would be and when you would have to be there by.

However, there are a couple of solutions if you have access to a time travel device.

You could either go back in time to a period before the shit hit the fan and relax for a while knowing what may happen in advance to some degree...it will never be exactly the same because your presence in the past will alter the future to some degree most likely, but it should be similar if you lay low and stay out of the limelight.....

Or....you could go forward in time and take your chances at either dealing with a future utopia or dystopia depending on where things might be headed for you in your timeline.

I have enough space for any number of people and I don't expect to fill up because undoubtedly, most of you won't even believe this is a real offer since time travel doesn't exist yet to your knowledge.

I will remind you of a conversation between Kyle Reese and Sarah Conner in Terminator 1.

"I'm not stupid Reese. I know things like that haven't been invented yet."

"Not for about 30 years."

In other words, time travel does not need to be invented yet in your time to be hypothetically available in any time period a person from a future where time travel does exist -- travels back to.

This is a tough time in the timeline right now and I am aware of that. I won't tell you any more because I don't want to jack up the current timeline by giving out information.

If you are interested, you should prepare in the following way.

1. If you plan on going backwards in time, don't bother telling anyone if you don't want to because as soon as you go backwards in time, they won't even know that you left from your perspective since the moment you leave won't arrive again until you catch back up with yourself and then you don't have to go back a 2nd time. You can just jump in where your old self left off and nobody will ever notice you left. If you are going forward in time, understand that you may be going to a period where everyone you ever knew will be dead and there is no guarantee that you will ever see them again because I can't guarantee that you will ever have another offer to time travel again; you might, but you never know; shit happens.

2. Pack a suitcase or duffel bag with some belongings that you want to keep. Current cash will not work in the past if the date on the cash is after the date you are going back to, but if you are only going back a short time and you have cash with dates on it older than where you are going, you can bring the cash with you. Please don't bring any cash that would go back into circulation that shouldn't exist yet as it will probably trigger a government inquiry and cause issues. If you are going to the future, you can bring your cash with you but it might not stretch as far as you might like if there has been inflation which there might depending on how far into the future you are going.

3. Technology will work to a point depending on the type of service and of course you would have to open a burner account with cash at a Walmart when you arrive if there is no service when you get there for your phone. If you are planning to go to a time when your past double will be also present with the same cell phone, it will ring simultaneously in both places and you will have to be careful not to freak your old self out by alerting them to what is going on. If you are planning on running into another you, do observe first what seems to happen and take it very slow and carefully in case it leads to temporal anomalies.

4. Everything you take with you needs to be packed inside of something that insulates metal so that no electricity can arc from the time travel device to your item for everyone's safety and to ensure no issues are caused to the items or the time travel device.

5. Please ensure that you have food and water available to yourself when you arrive packed in your stuff, but please do not have to go to the bathroom when you are ready to depart as the process of jumping through time can be unusual and it is best to depart without the possibility of peeing or pooping in transit accidentally due to being disoriented in your body.

6. While the process is entirely safe and you will definitely get to the exact time period you wish to arrive in timewise, the location that you will arrive in is not a known. Due to the fact that the earth is constantly moving through space, the computer that calculates the exact trajectory for you to take through space-time will err on the side of ensuring you arrive where you will not be in danger, such as not in the middle of a busy intersection or not in the middle of the Pacific Ocean or not in the middle of a wall of granite, as such, it will find a destination with the highest probability for safety and that might be somewhere else than where you were when you departed. It may be 2 inches away or 2 miles away. It is theoretically possible to end up on the other side of the planet, but I have never heard of that actually happening, but the computer system leaves that as an option where safety is concerned because safety is the program's highest priority. If it can not guarantee safety, it will simply keep you at your departure point and ask you to reinitiate and try time travelling again.

I do not need your actual names.
You can call yourself whatever you wish.
Departure date is set for May 1st, 2021 at high noon.
I will refer to you with whatever nick name you choose.
I will need the name of the town you wish to depart from.
And we will meet at the south-easterly most Walmart closest to that town's south-eastern corner between at noon in the most south-eastern corner of the building just outside.

It will be the same time for everyone regardless of location since I will be dropping people off one at a time in their new time and then coming back for the next person at the same time in their different location.

Again, all I need is the nickname and the city of departure. When I come to pick you up, you should identify yourself with a nametag with your nickname on it so that I know it is you.

You will know it is me because a time machine will appear near you at noon at that location.

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I really don't have the pull to go back and convince America not to join World War 2. I am just a regular looking person with no connections to anyone.

Nobody in charge would do what I say and if they knew I have a time machine, they would try to take it from me and I can't have that.

take me back to 1939