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Gooch Arrested After Baby Headlocked & Found Wedged Under Recliner She Was Passed Out In

 
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Gooch Arrested After Baby Headlocked & Found Wedged Under Recliner She Was Passed Out In
The arrest report for Alicia Gooch says the deputy was called to the Spencer Creek Campground about an intoxicated woman at 3:30pm on Saturday.

It says the Park Ranger reported Gooch had been driving the wrong way on a campground road and would've hit her trailer, had she not high-centered her car on a concrete wall next to the trailer.

Gooch was seen stumbling inside, then a short time later, came outside and got an infant out of the car and carried it, "headlock style" back into the trailer.

It says the deputy could hear muffled crying and could see Gooch passed out in the recliner and tried knocking but couldn't wake Gooch, so went inside to check on the baby.

It says the baby was wedged under the recliner and couldn't move, so was quickly rescued.

It says when they woke Gooch, she was confused, had watery, bloodshot eyes, slurred speech, smelled of alcohol and couldn't follow simple instructions.

It says once they took her outside, she went to her car and got a second small child out of the car.

It says that child was in the backseat, restrained, dark windows up, ignition off, while Gooch was inside passed out.

It says they placed Gooch in handcuffs and put her in the deputy's vehicle and she kept unbuckling herself and flailing around onto the floorboard.

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Re: Gooch Arrested After Baby Headlocked & Found Wedged Under Recliner She Was Passed Out In
Wow, clear child abuse.

Do the crime, do the time 5 years minimum.
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Wow, clear child abuse.

Do the crime, do the time 5 years minimum.
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She'll probably get Mother of the Year.
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Dyncorp will now put those kids to work blackmailing Politicians.
Because WE CARE!
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Re: Gooch Arrested After Baby Headlocked & Found Wedged Under Recliner She Was Passed Out In
Wait...

Was the kid on drugs?

Did the baby anger her in some way or refuse to follow lawful instructions?

I know, some will try to claim that it doesn't matter, that as the authority figure, it's her responsibility to see to the welfare of others...

But those people are clearly misguided!

Before we judge, we should learn all the facts, and see if there is any video. You know how babies lie.

(/sarc: this was added for those who can't tell from the text.)
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Alicia Gooch? Is she someone famous?
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the Bots will outlaw Humans.
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Not the gooch you were expecting.
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I though Gooch was some slang I wasn't familiar with.

The word definitely paints a picture.
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I thought your headline was a new term... chuckle


Gooch should be a GLP term...

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I though Gooch was some slang I wasn't familiar with.

The word definitely paints a picture.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74538634


Same!!! LMAO
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Gooch should be a GLP term...
 Quoting: Bad Pattern


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What a Gooch!
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Gooch should be a GLP term...
 Quoting: Bad Pattern


smoking1
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chuckle

lucky
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What a Gooch!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72610609


Too Gooched to care! chuckle
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Re: Gooch Arrested After Baby Headlocked & Found Wedged Under Recliner She Was Passed Out In
NOT actress Kate Micucci aka 'The Gooch'

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I though Gooch was some slang I wasn't familiar with.

The word definitely paints a picture.
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Back in college a buddy had a total whore of a girlfriend that he ended up marrying.
He divorced her quickly, at the wedding we were laughing because she had slept with literally ALL the groomsmen at some point.

We nicknamed her 'the gooch'.

and yes that ain't no pretty picture.

true story
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Alicia Gooch? Is she someone famous?
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Goochland County VA was named in her honor.
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Re: Gooch Arrested After Baby Headlocked & Found Wedged Under Recliner She Was Passed Out In
NOT actress Kate Micucci aka 'The Gooch'
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Look at their photos!
It's THE SAME PERSON!
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Some people shouldn't be parents. Poor kids
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A real Gooch-bag.

Last Edited by REaliZe on 04/20/2021 09:04 AM
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Kick the Gooches ass
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This woman clearly has white privilege since she can afford to not only go to a campground with expensive gear but also afford a car and booze. Or at least that's how someone is going to spin it.
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What a Gooch!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72610609


You know, right in the gooch!
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Parents these days are unbelievable. You never drink in excess around your children. just sad...

I feel bad for the kids.
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Ahhhh NOOO not GOOCHEESE!
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Screwed the Gooch.
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Sounds like some Italian Tulsa Twilight she werewolfen
wannabe, papists pissed off bout the recent Christian conference there this past wknd. Cover yer wolf tracks lads
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“ Gooch is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'”
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A meth gooch?
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