More talk of farting in public being banned

Be careful what you wish for...

Banning humans is next.

I agree with it being banned. I got on a coach last week and there was a man sat in front of me who proceeded to fart every 2 minutes and produced a wall of smell that begarred belief. The driver did nothing about this. The farter simply laughed out loud every time he farted and each fart made a loud disgusting noise, as though there was liquid coming out.

ima crop dust yo ass

Thats proper filthy and you should be fined for doing that.

come play in my mud puddle!!

Setting aside the question of legislative authority, is it even possible in a physiological sense?

Can you ban sneezing?
Can you ban coughing?
Can you ban burping?


These are involuntary reflexes -- to a degree, anyway -- and as such I cannot imagine any enforcement mechanism for biological processes.

Take public urination/defecation: if you do it on purpose, it can be a criminal offense. But if you shit or piss your pants because of an accident or because you just can't hold it, you don't get in trouble. So, lack of meaningful enforcement and difficulty proving intent would hamper this kind of legislation.

I just don't think it would ever happen.

Next you’ll be forced to wear a double mask over your ass, since apparently Covid can be transmitted via your sharticles.

OP,

I don't want to pull your string but my thread about punching that guy who farted on the bus started all of this about 4 years ago. Lol. :P

If the person was laughing it was deliberate. If you think you are going to fart you should not be getting on a Bus.

There have been fart threqads for two decades. The dude who went to India and someone farted on the train was a starter of it.

Farting in Public needs banning.

That's not possible. Many people cannot hold in a fart.

While I don't care for people's fart smells, it's really not any worse than uncouth people going around saying f this and f that.

Or the smokers.

Or the publicly intoxicated.

Or the ones who blow their noses loudly in public.

Or the ones who hawk a loogy and spit in public.

My point is that there are so many bad behaviors that are purposeful to worry about - why bother with a fart?

Being alive in public should be criminalized

A fart ban is there on the horizon. It on its way.

Push me and I will eat nothing but beans, beer and cabbage.

How could they even enforce that? No way to prove who did the stinky bomb

How could they even enforce that? No way to prove who did the stinky bomb
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Sounds like it was you, Ellen Ripley. You and your distraction tactics...

They have CCTV now that can see the fart coming out. If you fart they will send you a fine in the post.

There are people out there deliberately consuming in order to maximise farting. Here is an example.

Fuck that. I love farting and WILL NOT BE fart-shamed. Honestly, I think my farts smell particularly fragrant because my diet is awesome and my ex even said that sometimes throughout the day my farts begin to smell like roses.

Why would I hold in stinky fart fumes when clearly my ass is telling me, "Yo, Dr. Grossman, dis b ur fart; I be clogged up in ur booty bcuz u afraid to toot me out. Den I mite die n dissolve n live in ur body 4ever. Come on, b; let me out into da world."

So I personally will not be dealing with shit from my insides just because some people find farting offensive. Meanwhile, farting is as organic as belching. And I often like to belch and fart at the same time, especially after having a really good meal out in public... when I start belching and farting at once, nonstop, it is my way of thanking the kitchen and restaurant staff for helping me have such a joyous evening.

Furthermore, this is just denial of human freedoms. Farting is actually one of the few things in life that cannot be literally taken away from you. I love to constantly fart as I walk down the street, secretly spreading my gaseous melodies all about the town. What's more, farting feels good. To be alive is to be a farting being; beings fart because the Creator made us farters. And the Creator G-d clearly did not make any mistakes. HUMANS, yes, make fucking junk and horrible choices out of free will all the time... but farting is in general very low on the list of evils.

Let us not pretend otherwise.

Thank you. I didn't feel like writing all that out....

What's going to be the consequence?....a fine? A second time offender gets fined more and community serv....oh wait, that won't work, they'll still be farting around.

ARE THEY GOING TO START THROWING PEOPLE IN JAIL BECAUSE OF INTESTINAL GAS?.....


Heh, it's prolly time for me to go to bed....

Good, tired of smelling lazy loose assholes poop vapor.

Public farters, nobody wants to smell your insides

Yeah these topics cause a yawning reflex in me.

Could yawning be next on the block ?

Updated K9 training

I'd drag my balls through 2 miles of broken glass just hear her fart through a walky talkie.