HALP! I just rescued a baby bird fallen from a tree and IDK what to do!!!

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Last Edited by rewind on 04/20/2021 12:04 PM

I have done this successfully by using wet cat food. Small frequent meals and keep warm. We used a straw that we cut to a beak shape. You probably won’t want to keep it as a pet and it will lack the skills necessary to survive in the wild. Best to get advice from an experienced bird rehabber. But baby jays shouldn’t be fed fruits or berries

Awww... call them and tell them you would like to take care of him. Boris needs a friend.

a tale of a talking sparrow :)

Sparrows Are Another Kind Of Animal That Can Talk

Sorry I fucked up let’s pretend today is Saturday
what are you complaining about
now you get 1 extra day of weekend

Anyway so Japan right

it’s got these two old people in it
they are married
one is a man and one is a woman
i just thought i’d make that clear
so they have this pet right
it’s a sparrow
apparently that is a kind of pet that you keep in japan
and the old man is all ABOUT this sparrow
but see his wife
like just about every wife we have discussed for the last week
and really pretty much every woman that gets mentioned in myths ever
is resting on a vast underground reserve
of bitchtonium
which is a radioactive element
that basically just makes you a huge bitch all the time
so one day this woman is doing laundry
and the bird flies over to where she is keeping her starch
and is like THIS LOOKS DELICIOUS
YOINK
at which point this dame gets so butthurt
that her butt walks with a permanent limp from that day forward
and also she grabs the sparrow
cuts its fucking tongue
like she’s a mob boss or some shit
and then naturally the sparrow is like fuck this i’m leaving

so later the old man comes home
and he is like where is my lovable feathered pal?
and his wife is like HE STOLE MY STARCH SO I FUCKING CUT THAT BITCH
and the old man is like jesus christ woman
why do you always cut my friends on their tongues
fuck this i’m leaving
so he leaves and he goes looking for his animal buddy
and it takes him FUCKING FOREVER
but finally they just run into each other
and the bird is like sup dude
congrats on finding me
and the dude is like sup bird
congrats on being able to talk despite having a cut up tongue
and the bird is like dude i have not seen you in forever
let’s have a FEAST
so they feast
i don’t know where the sparrow gets all this food
but he is seriously hooked the fuck UP
like he is so hooked up
that the hooks he is hooked up with
are hooked up with other hooks
that are in turn continuing to HOOK HIM UP
so after like a solid week
of nonstop megafood indulgence
the man is like this is really great dude
but i kind of abandoned my wife a month or so ago
and she’s prolly getting pretty pissed at this point
like her natural state is pretty pissed actually
so i think she might be getting ultimate pissed
and when she is ultimate pissed sometimes she threatens to cut my tongue
maybe it’s better that i don’t go home
so he hangs out for like another week or so
but finally he’s like you know what
i kind of miss my house
enough to brave my venomous bitch of a wife
so im sorry dude but i really gotta go
and the bird is like aww fuck dude
it was great having you around
here
have some baskets
and the old man is like damn son
one of those baskets is really unreasonably heavy
and i am unreasonably old
how about i just take the light one
and the bird is like sure dude no problem

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so the old man gets home
and his wife is like WHAT THE FUCK ASSHOLE I WANT TO CUT YOUR TONGUE
and the old man is like chill out i was just hanging with some birds

Last Edited by rewind on 04/20/2021 06:02 PM

These folks on right track:
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I have done a blue jay using moist fine parrot chow and a slurpee straw. When he grew up no child was safe with a slurpee in that neighborhood. Whistled the great white north song as I fed him. He would land on me if I whistled the great white north song.

Today I would just put him in the brooder and use wild flock grow flakes.

We have lots of choice here now cracked corn, flock raiser, antler max, duck pellets, layena.

I have bunches of deers throwing twins this year. They were looking poorly so 50# of antler max as a supplement feed. I hope they don't expect me to help with delivery.

AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVUH AFTUH...THE END.

wet cat food
no water, none at all
warm heating pad

I raised a baby starling and that bird was the best part of my life for those years

https://imgur.com/oSRxZ5N

How's Your Bird??

Last Edited by JF Priest on 05/03/2021 07:51 PM