If your life was a movie, what kind of movie would it be?

Idiocracy.

My movie would be called

The honest mistakes of a once deceived soul

'Sleeping with the Enemy' only the enemy is Rutger Hauer's character from The Hitcher, much more diabolical and clever and there's no nice guy foil. Then just when you think I've escaped, along comes his best friend (Jack Nicholson in The Shining) to help him finish me off and hide the body.

But somehow I save myself and more importantly, the children are mostly blissfully unaware.

True story. But you can take it for your writing if you want. Just give me a cool boyfriend like Virgil Flowers from the John Sandford "Prey"series, k?

Oh yeah...The Doors is one of my favorite Val Kilmer movies along with Tombstone.

Ever seen 200 Motels? Kind of like that, only on acid.

Very bipolar

Razor's Edge

I just hit 40 this year and
The movie 40 year old virgin isn’t funny anymore...

Well then run out and get laid before your 41st birfday.

Jupiter Ascending.