The Rick Springfield Paradox: If You Get Jessie's Girl, She's No Longer Jessie's Girl, She's Kirsten's GRANDMA

Unless Jessie is a cuck! Or a pimp. Or she's just cheating on him with you....
Either way, you may get "Jessie's Girl", for a short time, but she'll still be "his" before, during and after the experience. Is that really what you'd want????

Thank you.
I needed a palette cleaning after all this pop schlock crapola.

Turns out, getting Jessie's Girl wasn't all it was cracked up to be...

Check out this song, "Jessie's Girl Part 2" that even features Rick Springfield:

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Jessie's girl was alright, but Angel was the centerfold.

And everyone knew what number to call for a good time.

Had to check Google... Whatever he's doing, it seems to be working. Married since 1984. Looks twenty years younger than his age.

Dude seems to live a blessed life, but still seems to struggle. You never know.

ADRENOCHROME

Hair bands....whatcha gone do? Lol

No...and although young, Scorpio and hot, he hadn't had sex in 6 months. (He wasn't a hook up guy.)

My girlfriend and I went to the bathroom after the show and she was rushed by three women trying to rip the pass off of her. One woman offered me $100 to tell them where the band was staying. This was in 1998, IIRC. We learned to hide the backstage pass until the moment is was necessary to present it to security.

No, but a tiny bit of plastic surgery and maybe some Botox. He is a super nice guy, not part of the Hollywood scene.

But Stacey's mom has got it going on.

Not about the Girl.

It's about Penis Envy.

That doesn't seem to be a reason to change.

The root and offspring of Jesse's Girl/Wife and Mother who would bare children unto men who would do to them the unthinkable in this generation...

Isaiah 11

Rev 22:16

The Bright Morning Star

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Isaiah 11

Shall bare fruit, both male and female from Jesse's Girl/Wife...

The current but small number of surviving Offspring of today are called the Remnant Seed from the root of Jesse.

The only problem with the parasitical interpretations of this generation is

Where's the proper reverence and reference to the WOMB/S who birthed the Remnant Seed???

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If you stole Jessie's girl from your best friend, and she is now Kirsten's grandma, then you have a beautiful granddaughter named Kirsten-- to love and care for you in your dotage!

I crushed hard on Rick Springfield. My ex, Johnnie, took me to his concert in 1984. At that time my ex had a best friend that wished that he had me. Hell, I didn’t even know. He wanted Johnnie’s girl, yes me.

And guess what, now he does. I traded up and now have been married to Johnnie’s bestie for 25 years.

Some time that shit works Rick!

But you get the unskinny bop.

Shelia?

Caused me to laugh loudly.

She's one of those man haters!

I used to live in the same building in NYC as Rick Springfield. Nice guy.

Posts about Rick Springfield songs are the top reason ACs were banned.

Sounds legit!

But only pics when she was 22!