The Rick Springfield Paradox: If You Get Jessie's Girl, She's No Longer Jessie's Girl, She's Kirsten's GRANDMA

1982 NEARLY 40 YEARS AGO

Jessie's girl was 22 when the song was recorded.

You do the math.

I've seen Kirsten's grandma, she's HOT!

I'd tap that

Rick Springfield will be turning 72 this August, even if he could still get Jessie's girl, he might be too old to do anything with her.

Hotter than Stacy's mom? I heard she's got it going on!!

Brilliant OP.

I play along with the charade.

The point is probably moot?

Not sure it's a paradox as much as the Arc of Time

aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi

How else would he get her? Oh, unless Jessie is a BTC miner.

everyone ages, even Jessie's Girl
film at 11

that's rite

Pics or it never happened.

Everyone dies too. None of us gets out of here alive.

He can still give her the Joe Biden treatment

Life is about enjoying the journey

if you are lucky, you live long enough to enjoy being Gran

and rejoice you had a youth with Rick while both were hot

Yo..... Jessie’s girl is Stacy’s mom, she cheated on Jessie and he got mad on wrote her number on the bathroom wall her number is 867-5309

Let me tell you junior, you ain’t never too old to get a little stumpwater on your hoorah!

I'll play along with this charade
That doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know I feel so dirty when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her, but the point is probably moot

Actually, she would become Stacy’s Mon and she’s got it going on.

Then who the fuck is Alice?

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You don't want her...

Sorry I'm a moran. I don't know how to embed yt videos.

Coheed and Cambria - Jessie's Girl 2 (feat. Rick Springfield)

Last Edited by destroyerofwords on 04/12/2021 09:08 AM

Impossible.
I'm 20 now, just like i was in 1982.

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This is causing me cognitive dissonance.

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Every friend of mine named Jesse hates the song. I love it. I was 14 when the song came out. Later on a family member played in the band with Rick, so I have great memories of concerts - security having to keep women from rushing the stage, so many roses thrown at him that he had to unplug the guitar and play air guitar, a woman offering my friend $150 and sex for his backstage pass...

I feel kind of old now. :(

So, did your friend take the offer. Inquiring minds want to know...

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