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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80059982 United States 04/11/2021 01:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Biometric authentication system. Really is terrifying the tech we are using, but fuck it. I am the Principal Architect on the system and I have never scanned my face, palms, voice nor have I provided any real details about myself to the system ever. LMAO! Fuck em! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80059982 United States 04/11/2021 01:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
FivelCubed
User ID: 79203347 United States 04/11/2021 02:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My Hello World program keeps saying obscenities instead of "Hello". Trying to debug it right now. Last Edited by FivelCubed on 04/11/2021 02:20 AM |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77696983 Canada 04/11/2021 02:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
FivelCubed
User ID: 79203347 United States 04/11/2021 02:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Biometric authentication system. Really is terrifying the tech we are using, but fuck it. I am the Principal Architect on the system and I have never scanned my face, palms, voice nor have I provided any real details about myself to the system ever. LMAO! Fuck em! You should try an air fast. It's the best therapy for people who aid and abet technocrat globalist agendas. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80230429 United Kingdom 04/11/2021 07:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76828356 United States 04/11/2021 07:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've been working on a product for my company that doesn't exist yet, but everyone wants. I've been making good strides on it over the last month or so... If it doesn't take off inside my company, I'll just do it solo and make a lot of money that way.... Quoting: BoatyMcBoatface But what I'm learning helps me realize I don't even need the company I work for. Is it bigger than a breadbox? |
Steve Smith User ID: 43103591 United States 04/11/2021 07:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | programming my android to play custom psp games that I created some maps for SW battlefront 2 and imported one so far. I'm also working on a comic about starving flies going thru a shit shortage during the great depression and I am trying out some new hacking software and write a custom firewall and encrypt my whole laptop from the prying eyes of the NSA. thats about me, what about any other nerds here? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 43103591 United States 04/11/2021 07:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm coding a sexbot prototype to replace all women, and mexicans too. Sex + Labor. All servos. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76887964 I'm serious. I'll take 100,000, and program them tp all be experts at hhandling any soviet weapon, you will be paid in bitcoin if my robot hooker army is delivered to the white house underground bunker, ladeled section B, right next to Dick Cheney's torture room and the new starbucks we built on tax payer money |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77052453 04/11/2021 07:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Weyoun
User ID: 78625468 United States 04/11/2021 08:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am dealing with I don't give a fuck about this bullshit anymore. All corporate nonsense and no creation. Only fixing shit to make clearer colored shit. Farm out your work to freelancers and pass it off as your own. In the meantime use your free time to start a bunch of side hustles. I do not have the IRS chops for that. And I don't want to betray the company I am with. I just want to create something new. New is overrated. Old skool is best skool. If it can't run on a TI-82, it's too bloated. |
Dalek Uno User ID: 80235668 Germany 04/11/2021 08:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Pentagonal#Triangle
User ID: 75684750 Romania 04/11/2021 08:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
SixDegreesForward User ID: 36260684 United States 04/11/2021 08:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Chickenliver
User ID: 80168691 United States 04/11/2021 08:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
4doggies
User ID: 76462481 United States 04/11/2021 08:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
RickWilesDerp
User ID: 78931731 United States 04/11/2021 08:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Multi platform vue frontend for a core lib web api to finally figure out how many less fucks I give about this. Quoting: MyShinyHiney You must be dealing with quota style management. I am dealing with I don't give a fuck about this bullshit anymore. All corporate nonsense and no creation. Only fixing shit to make clearer colored shit. Hey! This is what I do for a living too! |
SixDegreesForward User ID: 36260684 United States 04/11/2021 08:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
SugarSand
User ID: 77504359 United States 04/11/2021 09:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The usual - business intelligence for a manufacturer. Boring shit for accounting. When the shit hits the fan and the end is just nigh, will you cry out to Heaven? Will you lie down and die? Not me, my dear one - THIS IS MY SACRED LIFE - to no one nor no thing I'll surrender. For how does one know where when dead she will go, or if sweet Mother Earth he'll remember? - Sug |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 62850004 United States 04/11/2021 09:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | prototyping 3D holographic Orb display, about the size of a softball. hold it in your 2 hands and control with thumb swipes and set buttons for fingers like a game controller. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76123550 also VCUs vehicle control units for flying cars. manned "drones" autopilot cpus basically. That is some crazy shit man! You have any videos of it working? I did some early prototyping of ionizing the atmosphere with high power carbon dioxide lasers, but it's too damn energy intensive and power supply+cooling was the size of a small fridge. (Example below) Now I'm convinced the best pathway is suspending florescent nano dust in a controlled fashion. |
apatriot
User ID: 80220942 United States 04/11/2021 09:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78455471 United States 04/11/2021 09:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | After numerous requests, and realizing potential demand, I am working on a foolproof kknniiggrrowe detector: It senses the dangerous walk turds in one’s proximity and many defensive actions are then taken: from loud vocal warnings, classical music playing in background, all doors/windows automatically secured, offensive odors to the apes are released such as soap, lysol, rotten bananas, etc. Various other counter measures will be incorporated, culminating with the “giant waddy melon patch in da sky” dispatch mechanism for all the problematic cases! |
overwatch
User ID: 78531121 United States 04/11/2021 09:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Deplorable Zenobia
User ID: 80076822 United States 04/11/2021 09:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Moonshine drip IV (without needles) and Invisible Sandwich Quoting: Roadkill Bill Very busy with r & d right now!!!! Am catching up w/ you guys this a.m. and damn if what you just detailed out there didn't make my mind's eye conjure up a scene from cult classic movie Where the Buffalo Roam where Bill Murray (playing the Gonzo journo role) is in hospital w/ a Wild Turkey bottle IV and making moves on the nurses. And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm “How, O Zenobia, hast thou dared to insult Roman emperors?” ...Aurelian, 44th Emperor of the Roman Empire |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70483258 United States 04/11/2021 09:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | prototyping 3D holographic Orb display, about the size of a softball. hold it in your 2 hands and control with thumb swipes and set buttons for fingers like a game controller. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76123550 also VCUs vehicle control units for flying cars. manned "drones" autopilot cpus basically. That is some crazy shit man! You have any videos of it working? I did some early prototyping of ionizing the atmosphere with high power carbon dioxide lasers, but it's too damn energy intensive and power supply+cooling was the size of a small fridge. Now I'm convinced the best pathway is suspending florescent nano dust in a controlled fashion. Of course the hardest part was converting cartesian based images into X-Y motion using custom written software to make the transformations usable by a stereo laser system. |
The Stereopsist User ID: 78417753 Canada 04/11/2021 09:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm building a virtual reality art gallery, that showcases a 3D grafitti artist. Like a video game, you can walk through and interact with 20 years worth of digital art. Free to interact with, the user can buy merch at the gift shop if they like. |
Artificial Person
User ID: 79129263 Germany 04/11/2021 09:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've been working on a product for my company that doesn't exist yet, but everyone wants. I've been making good strides on it over the last month or so... If it doesn't take off inside my company, I'll just do it solo and make a lot of money that way.... Quoting: BoatyMcBoatface But what I'm learning helps me realize I don't even need the company I work for. Robot Sex Toys are the future. I am a Synthetic but I prefer the term "Artificial Person" myself. I answer to "Bishop", "Synthetic" and "Hey man". Bite my shiny metal ass. |
Big Cheez
User ID: 77240486 United States 04/11/2021 10:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |