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Any developers on here tonight? What are you working on?

 
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Anything cool?

Anyway, what are you working on?
 Quoting: BoatyMcBoatface


Biometric authentication system.

Really is terrifying the tech we are using, but fuck it.

I am the Principal Architect on the system and I have never scanned my face, palms, voice nor have I provided any real details about myself to the system ever.

LMAO! Fuck em!
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But I will tell you, you don't need to have a device on you any longer for the big tech companies to know where you are or what you are doing.
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My Hello World program keeps saying obscenities instead of "Hello". Trying to debug it right now.

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Anything cool?

Anyway, what are you working on?
 Quoting: BoatyMcBoatface


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I'm working on real time 5G tracking and mood prediction based on body temp and few other parameters.
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It will be all conencted with vac passports and your crypto vallet for USDC. Gran oppening this fall.
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Re: Any developers on here tonight? What are you working on?
Anything cool?

Anyway, what are you working on?
 Quoting: BoatyMcBoatface


Biometric authentication system.

Really is terrifying the tech we are using, but fuck it.

I am the Principal Architect on the system and I have never scanned my face, palms, voice nor have I provided any real details about myself to the system ever.

LMAO! Fuck em!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80059982


You should try an air fast. It's the best therapy for people who aid and abet technocrat globalist agendas.
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Re: Any developers on here tonight? What are you working on?
Learning cobol. Figure it's good to future-proof myself.
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Common Business Orientated Language

Identification Division
Environment Division
Data Division
Procedure Division


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I've been working on a product for my company that doesn't exist yet, but everyone wants. I've been making good strides on it over the last month or so... If it doesn't take off inside my company, I'll just do it solo and make a lot of money that way....

But what I'm learning helps me realize I don't even need the company I work for.
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Is it bigger than a breadbox?
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programming my android to play custom psp games that I created some maps for SW battlefront 2 and imported one so far. I'm also working on a comic about starving flies going thru a shit shortage during the great depression and I am trying out some new hacking software and write a custom firewall and encrypt my whole laptop from the prying eyes of the NSA. thats about me, what about any other nerds here?
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I'm coding a sexbot prototype to replace all women, and mexicans too. Sex + Labor. All servos.

I'm serious.
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I'll take 100,000, and program them tp all be experts at hhandling any soviet weapon, you will be paid in bitcoin if my robot hooker army is delivered to the white house underground bunker, ladeled section B, right next to Dick Cheney's torture room and the new starbucks we built on tax payer money
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been coding since the 90's now all I want to do is get away from it. Its hell.
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Subject is strange to person, just saying hi.

hi.
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Next project in the pipeline will be an interface to communicate with non-corporeal entities from which to acquire information leading to positive trading / betting outcomes.
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You must be dealing with quota style management.
 Quoting: BoatyMcBoatface


I am dealing with I don't give a fuck about this bullshit anymore. All corporate nonsense and no creation. Only fixing shit to make clearer colored shit.
 Quoting: MyShinyHiney


Farm out your work to freelancers and pass it off as your own. In the meantime use your free time to start a bunch of side hustles.
 Quoting: Johnny Balls


I do not have the IRS chops for that. And I don't want to betray the company I am with. I just want to create something new.
 Quoting: MyShinyHiney


New is overrated. Old skool is best skool. If it can't run on a TI-82, it's too bloated.
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Re: Any developers on here tonight? What are you working on?
A CRPG based on GURPS 3.0 Old West, written in C++.
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whatever

i just got programmed
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A CRPG based on GURPS 3.0 Old West, written in C++.
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A CRPG based on GURPS 3.0 Old West, written in C++.
 Quoting: Dalek Uno 80235668


Would any App developer want to help me for 50/50 forever what it makes?
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On an engine monitoring system for industrial diesels. Using a Raspberry Pi instead of a PLC. Doing IC design(First for me) then moving to sending commands over industrial communication protocols.
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World domination
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Hahhahahaha!
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Multi platform vue frontend for a core lib web api to finally figure out how many less fucks I give about this.
 Quoting: MyShinyHiney


You must be dealing with quota style management.
 Quoting: BoatyMcBoatface


I am dealing with I don't give a fuck about this bullshit anymore. All corporate nonsense and no creation. Only fixing shit to make clearer colored shit.
 Quoting: MyShinyHiney


Hey! This is what I do for a living too!
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A CRPG based on GURPS 3.0 Old West, written in C++.
 Quoting: Dalek Uno 80235668


A CRPG based on GURPS 3.0 Old West, written in C++.
 Quoting: Dalek Uno 80235668


Would any App developer want to help me for 50/50 forever what it makes?
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Re: Any developers on here tonight? What are you working on?
The usual - business intelligence for a manufacturer.

Boring shit for accounting.
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Re: Any developers on here tonight? What are you working on?
prototyping 3D holographic Orb display, about the size of a softball. hold it in your 2 hands and control with thumb swipes and set buttons for fingers like a game controller.

also VCUs vehicle control units for flying cars. manned "drones" autopilot cpus basically.
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That is some crazy shit man! You have any videos of it working?
 Quoting: BoatyMcBoatface


I did some early prototyping of ionizing the atmosphere with high power carbon dioxide lasers, but it's too damn energy intensive and power supply+cooling was the size of a small fridge. (Example below)
Now I'm convinced the best pathway is suspending florescent nano dust in a controlled fashion.
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Working on assignments for my cs master. Currently, implementing some deep q learning using the open gym ai framework.
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After numerous requests, and realizing potential demand, I am working on a foolproof kknniiggrrowe detector: It senses the dangerous walk turds in one’s proximity and many defensive actions are then taken: from loud vocal warnings, classical music playing in background, all doors/windows automatically secured, offensive odors to the apes are released such as soap, lysol, rotten bananas, etc. Various other counter measures will be incorporated, culminating with the “giant waddy melon patch in da sky” dispatch mechanism for all the problematic cases!
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A paper mache bust of LJS.
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Moonshine drip IV (without needles) and Invisible Sandwich

Very busy with r & d right now!!!!
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Am catching up w/ you guys this a.m. and damn if what you just detailed out there didn't make my mind's eye conjure up a scene from cult classic movie Where the Buffalo Roam where Bill Murray (playing the Gonzo journo role) is in hospital w/ a Wild Turkey bottle IV and making moves on the nurses.
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Re: Any developers on here tonight? What are you working on?
prototyping 3D holographic Orb display, about the size of a softball. hold it in your 2 hands and control with thumb swipes and set buttons for fingers like a game controller.

also VCUs vehicle control units for flying cars. manned "drones" autopilot cpus basically.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76123550


That is some crazy shit man! You have any videos of it working?
 Quoting: BoatyMcBoatface


I did some early prototyping of ionizing the atmosphere with high power carbon dioxide lasers, but it's too damn energy intensive and power supply+cooling was the size of a small fridge.
Now I'm convinced the best pathway is suspending florescent nano dust in a controlled fashion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62850004


Of course the hardest part was converting cartesian based images into X-Y motion using custom written software to make the transformations usable by a stereo laser system.

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I'm building a virtual reality art gallery, that showcases a 3D grafitti artist.

Like a video game, you can walk through and interact with 20 years worth of digital art.

Free to interact with, the user can buy merch at the gift shop if they like.
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I've been working on a product for my company that doesn't exist yet, but everyone wants. I've been making good strides on it over the last month or so... If it doesn't take off inside my company, I'll just do it solo and make a lot of money that way....

But what I'm learning helps me realize I don't even need the company I work for.
 Quoting: BoatyMcBoatface


Robot Sex Toys are the future.

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ive developed some bad ass tunes. bro
like sick

too bad al the worlds. scared ass shit so i aint gonna share with a bunch of. poouussyies.

i post to glp, well see, im. gonna. gett hated big time cause im a bad troll, but at least im honest





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