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India to hold National Fart Contest

 
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India has announced that it is to hold a National Farting Competion. India, the worlds leader in outside defecation, is looking to find their best farters.

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“About 25 days back I was watching a movie with my family when I farted loudly and everyone laughed. That’s when I thought if there’s a competition, I could be a winner. However, there are none in India,” Sangoi told Hindustan Times. “I discussed with my friends and along with one of them decided to stage an event,” he added.
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They make it dual purpose and get some covid anal swabbing in between sets
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I was in India last year and one of them farted on a Bus. I have never smelled anything like it in my life, it was vile. We had to get the driver to stop and we got off the Bus and walked.
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The whole streets reek of gastroenteritis.
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A GALLON OF CURRY AND ....

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This one better be a blast, because their last one fell flat. This is India's greatest shame. They need to redeem themselves!



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Nice! They've been needing something big in the way of a national event to get everyones attention while they're waiting for the annual Assam rape festival for a long time.

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Energy flows where focus goes.

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India has announced that it is to hold a National Farting Competion. India, the worlds leader in outside defecation, is looking to find their best farters.

[link to www.hindustantimes.com (secure)]

“About 25 days back I was watching a movie with my family when I farted loudly and everyone laughed. That’s when I thought if there’s a competition, I could be a winner. However, there are none in India,” Sangoi told Hindustan Times. “I discussed with my friends and along with one of them decided to stage an event,” he added.
 Quoting: Slightly Disgruntled 79917170


Just make sure they all fart in the direction of China.
230 here, but 0 there.
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IIiiii ffFART in yer general direction! Yer mother was a hamster and yer father smelt... of elderberry!
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Energy flows where focus goes.

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04/09/2021 05:41 PM

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This could add significantly to global warming.
Any sarcasm in this post is purely intentional.
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Great. And we thought cows were the Planet killers.
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Do you have to be Indian to take fart
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That is proper filthy.
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This one better be a blast, because their last one fell flat. This is India's greatest shame. They need to redeem themselves!


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Thats nasty. Place must stink.
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Do you have to be Indian to take fart
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To take fart? What does that mean? How can one take fart?
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Hopefully it's an outdoor event:




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I was in India last year and one of them farted on a Bus. I have never smelled anything like it in my life, it was vile. We had to get the driver to stop and we got off the Bus and walked.
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International flight waiting in line at airport

The same

Indian man in front of me

And the cloud of the most awful fart smell, I have ever sniffed

It was horrendous. Spice, curry and shit and whatever else

I said something to him, I was so pissed

He just stared straight ahead.
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I was in India last year and one of them farted on a Bus. I have never smelled anything like it in my life, it was vile. We had to get the driver to stop and we got off the Bus and walked.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79343344


International flight waiting in line at airport

The same

Indian man in front of me

And the cloud of the most awful fart smell, I have ever sniffed

It was horrendous. Spice, curry and shit and whatever else

I said something to him, I was so pissed

He just stared straight ahead.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73393341


Their wives must be martyrs to flatulence. Imagine having to sleep under the bed sheets with that smell repeating all nite?
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04/09/2021 11:51 PM
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Re: India to hold National Fart Contest
This bit


“About 25 days back I was watching a movie with my family when I farted loudly and everyone laughed. That’s when I thought if there’s a competition, I could be a winner.

He farted in front of the family and they all laughed!
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04/10/2021 12:11 AM
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We havent had anything like this in Canada. Its a good idea.
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04/10/2021 01:20 AM
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So glad ACs are back!!!

Laughed my ass off!!!
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04/10/2021 01:43 AM
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How will they guage the smell?
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We havent had anything like this in Canada. Its a good idea.
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You need to write in and tell them about it. It is Saturday evening peak viewing material. Everything these days is X Factor type competitions, this is another greeat formula for peak viewing.
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This could add significantly to global warming.
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:howdareyou:
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04/10/2021 01:55 AM
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Nobody wants to be the judge.....
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04/10/2021 01:56 AM
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Seriously, you are correct about peak viewing. We should have this in the US, Simon Cowell has done well with X Factor competition, this is the next thing that would take the US by storm.
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04/10/2021 01:09 PM
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Seriously, you are correct about peak viewing. We should have this in the US, Simon Cowell has done well with X Factor competition, this is the next thing that would take the US by storm.
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This program would draw millions of viewers at peak times in USA. It is perfect for Saturday evenings.
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04/10/2021 02:01 PM
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Let it breathe.
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Curried farts? Ewwwwww....





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