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How do flat earthers explain the opposite seasons in the Southern Hemisphere?

 
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How do flat earthers explain the opposite seasons in the Southern Hemisphere?
Just wondering. Since you flat earther retards can post now, maybe you can explain to me what y’all have come up with to explain why I have Christmas in the middle of summer?
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Re: How do flat earthers explain the opposite seasons in the Southern Hemisphere?
BECAUSE THAT WHEN GOD MOVES THE GIANT LIGHT CLOSER TO YOUR SIDE OF THE BIG DISH.
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Re: How do flat earthers explain the opposite seasons in the Southern Hemisphere?
BECAUSE THAT WHEN GOD MOVES THE GIANT LIGHT CLOSER TO YOUR SIDE OF THE BIG DISH.
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So where does the giant light go at night? cruise
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BECAUSE THAT WHEN GOD MOVES THE GIANT LIGHT CLOSER TO YOUR SIDE OF THE BIG DISH.
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So where does the giant light go at night? cruise
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no one goes down there, toilets flush backwards
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Re: How do flat earthers explain the opposite seasons in the Southern Hemisphere?
Just wondering. Since you flat earther retards can post now, maybe you can explain to me what y’all have come up with to explain why I have Christmas in the middle of summer?
 Quoting: Lover_Girl


I'm a flat earther, not a quite a retard...anyway, the earth is at a tilt, and the sun rotates around the flat earth, hence differing seasonal weather.

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So it’s like a tilted chessboard and the sun goes around the backside and that’s night? Can you describe the setup for me because it’s not making sense yet.
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no one goes down there, toilets flush backwards
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Most of them are made in a different way and the water doesn’t rotate at all.
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They won’t be able to, but that is ok, because everyone with an IQ high enough to measure, already knows the answer.
Any sarcasm in this post is purely intentional.
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because it flips over like guam. just ask hank
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Re: How do flat earthers explain the opposite seasons in the Southern Hemisphere?
Watch interviews of David Weiss on youtube. If you give him a serious listen then you won't call us retards anymore, promise.
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Just wondering. Since you flat earther retards can post now, maybe you can explain to me what y’all have come up with to explain why I have Christmas in the middle of summer?
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Glad you are asking questions but just using retards to describe flat earther is tragic.
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Re: How do flat earthers explain the opposite seasons in the Southern Hemisphere?
They all live in the northern hemisphere ?
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Re: How do flat earthers explain the opposite seasons in the Southern Hemisphere?
Since we aren't on a so-called sphere, the half-ball (hemisphere n/s) is a non factor.
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Re: How do flat earthers explain the opposite seasons in the Southern Hemisphere?
Just wondering. Since you flat earther retards can post now, maybe you can explain to me what y’all have come up with to explain why I have Christmas in the middle of summer?
 Quoting: Lover_Girl


I'm a flat earther, not a quite a retard...anyway, the earth is at a tilt, and the sun rotates around the flat earth, hence differing seasonal weather.

thumbs
 Quoting: pud2.0


So it’s like a tilted chessboard and the sun goes around the backside and that’s night? Can you describe the setup for me because it’s not making sense yet.
 Quoting: Lover_Girl


the locally heats and illuminates

the suns light does not travel on forever because it doesn't work like you think, it's a reaction with the molecules in the atmosphere, also why the sky is blue
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Re: How do flat earthers explain the opposite seasons in the Southern Hemisphere?
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if you actually believe this explain how the south pole gets -30 during their summertime with 24/7 sun?

north pole also is much colder than you think it would be during the summer, barrow alaska for example gets 20-30 in the summer with snow

this makes sense with a sun that locally heats and illuminates
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Re: How do flat earthers explain the opposite seasons in the Southern Hemisphere?
Answers obvious...

Australia is a lie

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Re: How do flat earthers explain the opposite seasons in the Southern Hemisphere?
no one goes down there, toilets flush backwards
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Most of them are made in a different way and the water doesn’t rotate at all.
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This This1

It was such a disappointment, my first trip to Brazil.
The highlight of my trip was going to be the first hand observation of the reverse toilet swirl.

Instead the toilets were made differently, thus foiling my science experiment.

(Note to self, next time, bring an American toilet to Brazil).
I mean North American toilet to Brasil.

'cause I guess technically, S. America is still America.
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Re: How do flat earthers explain the opposite seasons in the Southern Hemisphere?
The Earth is neither round nor flat.
It's shaped like a banana.
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Re: How do flat earthers explain the opposite seasons in the Southern Hemisphere?
Just wondering. Since you flat earther retards can post now, maybe you can explain to me what y’all have come up with to explain why I have Christmas in the middle of summer?
 Quoting: Lover_Girl


Earth doesn't exist, we are living in stimulation...

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Re: How do flat earthers explain the opposite seasons in the Southern Hemisphere?
The tilting theory is a little weak. By the ball Earth theory the Sun is way out there. It is so far that the light hits Earth as straight 'rays'. The difference between the sunlight energy from top to bottom is very little in this model. It is been proven that the Earth generates more heat than it receives from the Sun. So the ball Earth Sun is not the major player in the seasons. As that the Earth is a flat plane the localized effects of the the Sun are more apparent, but the seasons still must be a result of other energies. The seasonal temperature changes to the surface are very shallow. Though winter nice warm days can still happen. If the ball Earth Sun was the determining factor this would be impossible as the output is fairly constant. The major heat of the Earths upper area is from stress and torquing below the surface. The generated heat is very slow to dissipate, so any area under this influence is warm and any areas not under this influence is cooler. With these things in consideration it points to a repeating flow, movement or pressure not the Sun.
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When dealing with "Flat-Earthers" i find this line works best.

Please explain the procession of the equinox using your flat earth model.
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Re: How do flat earthers explain the opposite seasons in the Southern Hemisphere?
The dance of the planets isn't heliocentric as once thought, it's a helical model.



Our Sun follows Polaris, the north star in it's orbit around the Galactic center towing the entire solar system in it's gravitational wake.

If the Sun should ever stop moving, we would all crash into it.

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Re: How do flat earthers explain the opposite seasons in the Southern Hemisphere?
Watch interviews of David Weiss on youtube. If you give him a serious listen then you won't call us retards anymore, promise.
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Why don’t I post one then because I’m never gonna remember this later, and I still think it’s like crazy talk and perhaps a sign of a more severe disability than actual retards.

All I can find of him is an hour and a half and the description sounds gay as fuck

How about this

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Re: How do flat earthers explain the opposite seasons in the Southern Hemisphere?
Just wondering. Since you flat earther retards can post now, maybe you can explain to me what y’all have come up with to explain why I have Christmas in the middle of summer?
 Quoting: Lover_Girl


Glad you are asking questions but just using retards to describe flat earther is tragic.
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Yes it is an insult to people with Down’s syndrome, I know and I’m sorry to them

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I’m just asking the question so I can entertain myself. It is actually surprising to me how many blue names are coming out as severely mentally disabled.
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Re: How do flat earthers explain the opposite seasons in the Southern Hemisphere?
Just wondering. Since you flat earther retards can post now, maybe you can explain to me what y’all have come up with to explain why I have Christmas in the middle of summer?
 Quoting: Lover_Girl


I'm a flat earther, not a quite a retard...anyway, the earth is at a tilt, and the sun rotates around the flat earth, hence differing seasonal weather.

thumbs
 Quoting: pud2.0


So it’s like a tilted chessboard and the sun goes around the backside and that’s night? Can you describe the setup for me because it’s not making sense yet.
 Quoting: Lover_Girl


Since you called 'flat earthers' retards, can you provide PROOF of a globe/ball earth?

Surely you must have something besides photos from NASA (created by NAZIs during OPERATION PAPERCLIP)..because anyone using NAZIs as evidence is 'not making sense yet.'

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It was proven to me when I flew here over ocean the whole way, lost an entire day and then was in complete opposite seasons. I knew it was a ball before though because I have studied astronomy enough to know that no other shape makes sense.
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They all live in the northern hemisphere ?
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Since we aren't on a so-called sphere, the half-ball (hemisphere n/s) is a non factor.
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Then why are the stars different here and the seasons different?
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 Quoting: Lover_Girl


if you actually believe this explain how the south pole gets -30 during their summertime with 24/7 sun?

north pole also is much colder than you think it would be during the summer, barrow alaska for example gets 20-30 in the summer with snow

this makes sense with a sun that locally heats and illuminates
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79104722


You can clearly see that the pole areas even in summer are farther away from the sun than the equatorial area. That is why it’s still colder, it’s further from the sun.
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Retard is kind of rude considering that you’re wrong.
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Re: How do flat earthers explain the opposite seasons in the Southern Hemisphere?
no one goes down there, toilets flush backwards
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Most of them are made in a different way and the water doesn’t rotate at all.
 Quoting: Lover_Girl


This :This1:

It was such a disappointment, my first trip to Brazil.
The highlight of my trip was going to be the first hand observation of the reverse toilet swirl.

Instead the toilets were made differently, thus foiling my science experiment.

(Note to self, next time, bring an American toilet to Brazil).
I mean North American toilet to Brasil.

'cause I guess technically, S. America is still America.
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I was disappointed too but you know what I noticed? Everyone stirs stuff clockwise here and also my hair started curling the other way.






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