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Fossy
 User ID: 79516540  United States04/04/2021 09:14 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  EB: I’m not like all the other rabbits... even my pellets are different. Freud: Your problem stems from your unhealthy relationship with your mother EB: well I was just a few days old and she got real mad, started tearing my litter mates to pieces... I was so scared... my insides turned to jelly. Last Edited by Fossy on 04/04/2021 09:15 PM Making sammiches great again! |
| BuckyBalls
User ID: 77648232 United States04/04/2021 09:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I never had the compulsion to kill until I met her. She was my muse. My raision d'etre. Her name was Alice. ALICE. My sun, my moon, my starlit skies. She made me do horrible things doc . Horrible, but I had to. I had to do it for her. That poor Darko guy...... he never had a chance. *small sob* After it was all over, I had to go into hiding. The Claus guy was offering a gig doing this egg thing, so I took it. I've been good for years, still, I sometimes miss the blood.. All that bblloooodddd... All of this is doctor patient protected , right doc? I'd hate you see anything bad happen..... to you.... No bromo dude... |
| Fossy
User ID: 79516540 United States04/04/2021 09:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I never had the compulsion to kill until I met her. She was my muse. My raision d'etre. Her name was Alice. ALICE. My sun, my moon, my starlit skies. She made me do horrible things doc . Horrible, but I had to. I had to do it for her. That poor Darko guy...... he never had a chance. *small sob* After it was all over, I had to go into hiding. The Claus guy was offering a gig doing this egg thing, so I took it. I've been good for years, still, I sometimes miss the blood.. All that bblloooodddd... All of this is doctor patient protected , right doc? I'd hate you see anything bad happen..... to you....   Making sammiches great again! |
| HowYouDoin?
User ID: 79619601 United States04/04/2021 09:22 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| BuckyBalls
User ID: 77648232 United States04/04/2021 09:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I never had the compulsion to kill until I met her. She was my muse. My raision d'etre. Her name was Alice. ALICE. My sun, my moon, my starlit skies. She made me do horrible things doc . Horrible, but I had to. I had to do it for her. That poor Darko guy...... he never had a chance. *small sob* After it was all over, I had to go into hiding. The Claus guy was offering a gig doing this egg thing, so I took it. I've been good for years, still, I sometimes miss the blood.. All that bblloooodddd... All of this is doctor patient protected , right doc? I'd hate you see anything bad happen..... to you....  No one ever said I was normal. Shhhhh.... No bromo dude... |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States04/04/2021 09:40 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | EB: I’m not like all the other rabbits... even my pellets are different. Freud: Your problem stems from your unhealthy relationship with your mother EB: well I was just a few days old and she got real mad, started tearing my litter mates to pieces... I was so scared... my insides turned to jelly. Um....GETTING A LITTLE DARK (WITH YOUR CAPTIONS), EASTER BUNNIES...!!! Here's an Easter Tree to bring some color into your sick little brians!   The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 04/04/2021 09:48 PM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States04/04/2021 09:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| BuckyBalls
User ID: 77648232 United States04/04/2021 09:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | EB: I’m not like all the other rabbits... even my pellets are different. Freud: Your problem stems from your unhealthy relationship with your mother EB: well I was just a few days old and she got real mad, started tearing my litter mates to pieces... I was so scared... my insides turned to jelly. Um....GETTING A LITTLE DARK, EASTER BUNNIES...!!! Here's an Easter Tree to bring some color into your sick little brians! The Oracle's Cookie The Easter Bunny made me do it. No bromo dude... |
Trained Noticer
Forum Moderator User ID: 76014573 United States04/04/2021 09:51 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You can shit me a golden chocolate Easter egg. I know you can. C'mon. Do it.  For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible. (Stuart Chase) It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. (Mark Twain) |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States04/04/2021 09:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's one from me: Dr. Freud: "Yah, my son...What is it that brings you to me?" White Rabbit: "I saw those videos about the Cairo Museum MOVING 22 mummies in a PARADE on our Easter Sunday..." Dr. Freud: "Yah...They have different celebrations in Egypt, you know. They aren't generally considered Christian celebrating folks over there--and many never heard about the Easter Bunny...Why does this bother you?" White Rabbit: "Well, doc...because I don't know how to NAVIGATE an "Egyptian Rabbit Hole" to get to the bottom of what the hell this was all about!"  (Sign above the Rabbit Hole: "EGYPTIANS ONLY!" It is based on this cut and paste from thread link below: HERE COMES THREAD MATCH #5 (for Easter Warning 4-4-4 thread) ...WHAT THE HELL? Here comes "EASTER WARNING #5" Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie Thread: GIANT OCCULT RITUAL in Egypt last night: ALL mummies parading throughout Cairo towards Giza. One of the featured videos on this thread: [link to youtu.be (secure)]  22 mummies (2 times 22 is 44, by the way!) We have Covid-19 restrictions KEEPING CHRISTIAN EASTER CELEBRATIONS locked-down...but we have 22 MUMMIES paraded down the mainstreet in Cairo. What the heck is going on? Has the world gone completely BONKERS? I'm NOT even sure what this means--maybe some kind of "estoteric/symbolic connection"...but Egypt had a big "golden parade" moving MUMMIES down mainstreet! Now...THAT sure gives a new meaning to the "walking dead" ...especially since they are royal mummies moved in transport vehicles..."THE RIDING DEAD" would be the caption for this really strange Egyptian celebration! All I can say is... "Weird..Dude!....REALLY WIERD! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| Trained Noticer
Forum Moderator User ID: 76014573 United States04/04/2021 09:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Tell that dog to quit drooling at me!  For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible. (Stuart Chase) It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. (Mark Twain) |
| Trained Noticer
Forum Moderator User ID: 76014573 United States04/04/2021 10:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I dunno, Rabbit. Ask Bill Clinton about the cigar... For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible. (Stuart Chase) It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. (Mark Twain) |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States04/04/2021 10:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You are so funny! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States04/04/2021 10:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  THERE IS ONLY 1 MORE HOUR LEFT FOR THE "AWARDS" PART OF OUR EASTER CAPTION CONTEST! :MAXWELLclock: So, get your captions in here for a chance to win the upgrade. I will be looking at all the entries between now and 11:00 p.m. E.S.T. as I outlined in the introduction. Let me know WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITES and I will take that into consideration. YOU ALL ARE DOING GREAT! KEEP GOING!! WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT 11:00 p.M. E.S.T The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| Fossy
User ID: 79516540 United States04/04/2021 10:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | EB: I’m not like all the other rabbits... even my pellets are different. Freud: Your problem stems from your unhealthy relationship with your mother EB: well I was just a few days old and she got real mad, started tearing my litter mates to pieces... I was so scared... my insides turned to jelly. Um....GETTING A LITTLE DARK (WITH YOUR CAPTIONS), EASTER BUNNIES...!!! Here's an Easter Tree to bring some color into your sick little brians! The Oracle's Cookie Ooops!!! Making sammiches great again! |
| Fossy
User ID: 79516540 United States04/04/2021 10:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  You know I just can't stomach any gluten but the sugar in that thing will be perfect and make catching that cat oh so much easier. :Happy Easter: My membership is supposed to have expired on the 31/3/2021, so any second now you could witness my star falling. Are you this little pixie that leaves me green all the time? Making sammiches great again! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 77326624  Canada04/04/2021 10:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Fossy
User ID: 79516540 United States04/04/2021 10:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 79292370 United States04/04/2021 10:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States04/04/2021 11:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  CAPTION CONTEST AWARD SEGMENT OF THE THREAD IS NOW CLOSED. I'm composing the closing post now with the winner and green karma runners-up! Please check back later. (I need to eat my Easter Lemon merrange pie first! Strength with SUGAR!) Thanks for entering the contest...and ...PLEASE CONTINUE TO ADD YOUR CAPTIONS "JUST FOR FUN!" The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| wupy
User ID: 78943077 United States04/04/2021 11:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States04/04/2021 11:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :Easter Chick::tulip border::Easter Chick::Happy Easter2::Easter Chick::tulip border::Easter Chick: Quoting: NOLAangel Happy Easter, NOLAangel!! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| Coastie Patriot
User ID: 73191545 United States04/04/2021 11:39 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So then daffy says rabbit season, so I says duck season and daffy says rabbit season .so I says to Daffy Duck season And he says duck season and how was i to know elmer would shoot him!!!? Last Edited by Coastie Patriot on 04/04/2021 11:40 PM Coastie Patriot SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!! Dr Thaddeus They They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth." Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake. Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.- X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. -SHANE- Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington- to grow up remembering th My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!! Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States04/04/2021 11:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  Thanks everyone for entering the Easter Contest this year! Lots of really wonderful creative ideas...and you really gave me a NEEDED "doom break!" This is my choice for our Free 1-month upgrade: "AfterAll" CAPTION #2 I tell you, doc, I possess the keen eye of Ricochet Rabbit. I have the curiosity of Benjamin Bunny, the swagger of the March Hare, the eyelashes of Thumper, and the endurance of the Energizer Bunny. --Freud: Then what's the problem? The day after Easter, I feel like a dust bunny. GREEN KARMA WINNERS: Coastie Patroit (Page 1) 1. Green Karma Prize: Freud and Rabbit: And there I was in my dream , one minute I was safe in my cage and the next thing I knew that crazy lady he had the affair with was throwing me in a pot....what does it all mean? Lol! Plot to "Fatal Attraction!" AND SEVERAL OTHER GREAT CAPTIONS! Congrats C.P.! 2. Green Karma Prize: Wild Edibles Page 2: Dog and Puppy-face cupcake Dog and cupcake: Dat was my brotha !!! 3. Green Karma Prize: AdorablelittlePixie Page 2: You know I just can't stomach any gluten but the sugar in that thing will be perfect and make catching that cat oh so much easier. :Happy Easter: My membership is supposed to have expired on the 31/3/2021, so any second now you could witness my star falling. 4. Green Karma Page 2: Ghosthuntermaria Karma prizes awarded tonight...Upgrade will be applied tomorrow--if it doesn't show up please contact me on the thread here. Thanks everyone! "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| AfterAll
User ID: 79874163 United States04/04/2021 11:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Artificial Person
User ID: 78631567  Germany04/04/2021 11:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's times like these that make me regret not having a sense of humor.  I am a Synthetic but I prefer the term "Artificial Person" myself. I answer to "Bishop", "Synthetic" and "Hey man". Bite my shiny metal ass. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States04/05/2021 12:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hopefully getting that upgrade for you tomorrow. If you don't see your gold star in the next couple of days let me know on this thread *I'll be checking back in. Congratulations, kiddo! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| AdorableLittlepixie
User ID: 80217428  Australia04/05/2021 07:11 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  Than you so much OC. I love these caption contests, they are such a wonderful break from all of the not so funny threads.  AdorableLittlepixie I am safe and protected with every step I take with everybody always. |
| hollyavila
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| Wild Edibles
User ID: 79156981 United States04/05/2021 09:08 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
