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You Are All, Hereby, High Priests and or High Priestesses of the Church of Godlikeproductions

 
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Do we have to wear robes?

Can we cuss (not curse) ?

And i confess i named my jeep 'Mudder Mary'.
 Quoting: Snoops


I think perhaps ninja tights with crimson cloaks would be better then robes? I dunno, I wear shit old jeans and ratty t-shirts. I'm not the fashion designer for the new church (if I try, hit me hard upside the head with a salmon)

Fuck you

We pray that Mudder Mary gets you from where you were...to where you wish to be.
 Quoting: Saint Lance the Odd from BC


me too and old sweat pants and ratty sweatshirts...

of course mudder mary doesn't get you anywhere.. you get you somewhere OR NOT.
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[imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)]

This is all I could find in imgur but the two columns have the letters “BJ” which I feel is appropriate for me to post
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I'm gonna break out my finest bottle of A1
 Quoting: Nickel sized hail


Rookie...the new sauce for the olde skool is
[link to mariesharpscanada.com (secure)]
A1 is tasty but not spicey enough.
 Quoting: Saint Lance the Odd from BC


Too spicy for my nuts!!
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ballsA1-1


Comes across more like the Church of the Toad Licker Society!bonghitlmao

Great Job Lance!
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Maybe in the US we can become a 501C3 and be part of the clergy response team and turn....meh, nah, shitty idea.
 Quoting: Saint Lance the Odd from BC


Where will our headquarters be?

I envision land near a lake, river or stream and a waterfall would be nice.

We need to detox/heal the earth from the gmos, toxins and pollutants that the money grubbers have destroyed with all their profit making schemes.

We can heal the earth by growing mushrooms and marijuana/hemp.

The spent hemp and mushrooms can be recycled into building material for housing, textiles - pretty much everything we need.

Permaculture would provide other essential food items, herbs and trees, everything else that we need. We can even grow our own toilet paper!

I’ve been wanting to live in a geodesic dome or yurt, something round, don’t know why, even bough a book about octagon houses but not sure why.

It would be nice if we had all the secret tech hidden from us about free energy and water purification systems.

Everything has to be off grid. Completely separate from the Matrix we live in currently.

Everyone could contribute in their own special way.

NO PEDOS ALLOWED1

I think this could be heaven on earth!

hf
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For Realz, I am a certified High Priestess for the Universal Church, I can legally marry people. and shit.
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IS THIS THE FINAL EASTER? ASK YOUR PASTOR WHAT HE'S DOING TO COMBAT SATANIC EVIL IN AMERICA?

Can't post the link...where does your clergy stand and would you not prefer to just be Standing up tall, clergy yourselves.
If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell.
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fuckyeah
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Thread: Alberta Govt Shuts Down Grace Life Church by Enclosing it in a Chain Link Fence Built Overnight (Page 3)

See? See what they are going to do to you? I woke up at Waco (I could argue WIlson in 85 but Waco did it really). This is Waco 2.0. I ordained you all to empower you to make your stand, find your hill, draw your line.
If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell.
“It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius
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For Realz, I am a certified High Priestess for the Universal Church, I can legally marry people. and shit.
 Quoting: Agent 99


I used my Wiccan creds to marry 2 couples. One in Indiana and one in NY State.

Last Edited by The Oddity on 04/07/2021 04:52 PM
If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell.
“It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius
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Do we get to to do online ceremonies where we all drink wine/whiskey/rum/beer....?
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Do we get to to do online ceremonies where we all drink wine/whiskey/rum/beer....?
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


But of course!
If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell.
“It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius
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Do we get to to do online ceremonies where we all drink wine/whiskey/rum/beer....?
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


But of course!
 Quoting: Saint Lance the Odd from BC


Never since Shamanism have I loved 'religion' so much.


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Sounds like a cult.
 Quoting: Phoenix¤


The only Cult in the world that forces you to think for yourself.
 Quoting: Lance Roseman From BC


i am in....
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It's my own quote


There is only one line that needs to be read to understand (as I did 2 + years ago) and we are actually following it. It is a most uniQue line and I would bet we could all concur (I'm a Churchless ex-Pagan Cathar so...) as of right now...

Matthew 18:20
For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.


'We' are gathering/have gathered. I don't think/feel believe that we/our souls reQuire anything aside from the Communion of one another's presence. Here2Help is a better slogan then some RC gibberish. Or Baptist gibberish. ANd over 2+ years we have fulfilled Matthew 18:20. And there is a poignant point to that.

We gathered in the name. Sloppy I concur as far as specific theological interpretations would view it. But we actually did it which is why I think, and of course it is my thought and I can not, nor be comfortable in, doing so, project upon anothers thought...(shit I really feel like a veteran of 1000 psychic wars now).

'What name'? Is Matthew in the Q Source....well, yes...that Book is in the 'Q Source'. Hence I am Q, you are Q, and we are all Q altogether along with everyone globally who is Q. Christ doesn't seem like, as a man, would have all that influence in todays' world. But Q (vide Q Source) has done so already.

Perhaps the return of Christ-God whatever, is the uniQue linking of minds on the mycelial like linking is done through the 'web' are one and the same. There is no Q, there is no me, there is no you....outside of the linkage we have all picked up upon. And we are altogether.

WHen you examine a mycelial thread/strand. Half if not less the size of a human hair. You notice that they weave together for a common purpose. They weave together and (I'll use the earth but could use a chunk of wood) grow towards one another until they weave in the darkness underground. As they weave they conceive (does this sound familiar), they leave their lone paths and entertwine. With one purpose. What is the purpose of the mycelial strands weaving in the darkness (dark web we have been called)?

Their purpose is for one purpose and one purpose only seemingly. They glom on to more and more strands that are rushing up beside them seeking for the surface as well...they then consolidate slightly subsurface...when they weave and warp and woof themselves together they form a fruiting body (Q) much stronger and more capable of surviving above the surface in different oxygen/CO2 heat/cold environments altogether.

Those strands of mycelium bind slightly subsurface and then pin. Pinning is the formation of the binded strands turning into one (not borg like, it's a working together along the lines of the queen-less hivemind). That pin (can go through concrete!) turns rapidly into the formation of the basic mushroomic form you would all think about.

That lasts a few days. But as that mushroom builds and builds and builds it is developing spores and when the spores have been released, it goes back/melts back into the soil and the mycelial strands detach and go digging further looking for new connections.

That seems from a mycelogical/botanical view of what is happening in the global mind that cares to connect to such things. Odd thought on an Easter Sunday! Cheerio. Hope that made sense...
If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell.
“It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius





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