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I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal
Agent Smith 2014 Offer Upgrade User ID: 79871996 United Kingdom 03/25/2021 10:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal They have to weld mounts to the sides of the ship at strategic points and attach commerical airliner type jet engines to them. 10, 20, however many it takes.. You run a fuel line to them and obviously rig up control of thrust of each engine.. you then have whatever thrust you want at whatever point, from gentle to full blast depending upon what they stresses they think it can take. You can of course combine this with existing tug boats. Last Edited by Agent Smith 2014 on 03/25/2021 10:05 PM Life is a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.

REaliZe User ID: 79267289 United States 03/25/2021 10:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal Relax. Hillary, Barack, and Mossad are all over this thing. There's. A. H0le. In. The. Sky.
Zoinkaeon User ID: 78843649 United States 03/25/2021 10:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal Ash Nazg Durbatulûk, Ash Nazg Gimbatul, Ash Nazg Thrakatulûk, Agh Burzum-ishi Krimpatul
AKAllie User ID: 80088002 United States 03/25/2021 10:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal They have to weld mounts to the sides of the ship at strategic points and attach commerical airliner type jet engines to them. 10, 20, however many it takes.. You run a fuel line to them and obviously rig up control of thrust of each engine.. you then have whatever thrust you want at whatever point, from gentle to full blast depending upon what they stresses they think it can take. You can of course combine this with existing tug boats. Quoting: Agent Smith 2014 Interesting idea but all that sand is not the most stable ground.
LabradorBarkface User ID: 77846190 United States 03/25/2021 10:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal Unload it and destroy it. No other way. Blessed are the meek. It's not a mousy weakness. It's a quiet resolve and strength.
SilverCyprus User ID: 77123653 Canada 03/25/2021 10:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal Nuke it. That's how Russia would deal with this problem.

Ulam User ID: 25927258 United States 03/25/2021 10:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal Industrial strength KY Jelly Malu
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79368329 United States 03/25/2021 10:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal They have to weld mounts to the sides of the ship at strategic points and attach commerical airliner type jet engines to them. 10, 20, however many it takes.. You run a fuel line to them and obviously rig up control of thrust of each engine.. you then have whatever thrust you want at whatever point, from gentle to full blast depending upon what they stresses they think it can take. You can of course combine this with existing tug boats. Quoting: Agent Smith 2014
shovelbum User ID: 77358987 United States 03/25/2021 10:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal Get a couple of heavy lift helicopters in there to start unloading the containers. Only the ones on the bow that is run aground. Continue digging it out. Add ballast on the stern.
Hoseman User ID: 75361028 United States 03/25/2021 10:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal I said on another thread, use water cannons to erode the bank and whatever is under the bow. Also maybe they can construct a temporary dam around it to float it out.
Ass-U-me User ID: 80013169 United States 03/25/2021 10:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal Flood it.

Agent Smith 2014 (OP) User ID: 79871996 United Kingdom 03/25/2021 11:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal Get a couple of heavy lift helicopters in there to start unloading the containers. Only the ones on the bow that is run aground. Continue digging it out. Add ballast on the stern. Quoting: shovelbum even chinooks can only carry 10050KG thats not enough for loaded containers. Life is a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
Justme C'est Moi User ID: 80059579 United States 03/25/2021 11:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal Who needs helicopters? Just tip the darn containers over the edge. Gravity still works, even in Africa. :) Just dump them over the 1 side, where you know you won't be going. Lightening the ship. [link to www.nap.edu (secure)] Last Edited by JustmeTX on 03/25/2021 11:09 PM Justme
Uncle AC User ID: 80157191 United States 03/25/2021 11:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal Bring in some CAT D11T dozers...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79368329 United States 03/25/2021 11:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal Run gangplanks up the side and put up signs saying free stuff ' all you can carry . The locals will clean it out in a day .
!? User ID: 80154268 United States 03/25/2021 11:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal "The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is." Winston Churchill Thread: THE NANO/AI/FREQUENCY/BCI MIND CONTROL SYSTEM Thread: Humans are now "hackable animals"? [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

Katipo User ID: 80175610 New Zealand 03/25/2021 11:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal The General must be an idiot. It is obvious they need to unload some of the containers. Any sarcasm in this post is purely intentional.
rccola User ID: 79830924 United States 03/26/2021 12:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal Pneumatic lifts. Air bags, jumbo size. Using underwater welders attach bracket to the hull near the bow and in increments moving toward the stern along both sides.
'Ken Oath User ID: 80147526 Australia 03/26/2021 12:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal the day we all became geotechnical engineers
rccola User ID: 79830924 United States 03/26/2021 12:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal the day we all became geotechnical engineers Quoting: 'Ken Oath Not just any old geotechncial engineers! GLP geotechncial engineers sir.
Wayfaring Stranger User ID: 79139945 Canada 03/26/2021 12:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal Don't throw the top 10 layers of containers into the drink and reload them or haul them to shore and have a big garage sale whatever you do.

'Ken Oath User ID: 80147526 Australia 03/26/2021 12:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal the day we all became geotechnical engineers Quoting: 'Ken Oath Not just any old geotechncial engineers! GLP geotechncial engineers sir. Quoting: rccola
Agent Smith 2014 (OP) User ID: 79871996 United Kingdom 03/26/2021 01:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal So we just need some Rolls Royce Jet engines, some welding teams, a few CAT dozers, some airbags and what else? Life is a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79368329 United States 03/26/2021 01:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal So we just need some Rolls Royce Jet engines, some welding teams, a few CAT dozers, some airbags and what else? Quoting: Agent Smith 2014 Synchronized swimmers under harness .
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80143362 United Kingdom 03/26/2021 02:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal Easy fix. Compressors and air pipes. Pump air into the sand under the ship. Liquify the stuff its stuck on. Use dredgers to clear. Tugs to pull out. Job done.
Union Jackboot User ID: 75034339 United States 03/26/2021 02:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal Just dig a new channel around it. DON'T BELIEVE A DAMN WORD YOU READ ON THIS WEBSITE! The reader is responsible for discerning the validity, factuality or implications of information posted here, be it fictional or based on real events.

Jim Beams Whipping Bottle User ID: 77763309 Canada 03/26/2021 02:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal Execute the Captain. Won't happen again
lurker342 User ID: 78813040 United States 03/26/2021 02:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal if the philidelphia experiment really happened...there is your answer
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78526532 United States 03/26/2021 02:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal My idea was to grease its sides down with some butter, but your idea would make the whole messy affair dream-like and beautiful.
Pink Floyd Forever User ID: 79495634 United Kingdom 03/26/2021 02:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal Get everyone off and blow the fucker to kingdom come! a.k.a: BadMoonRising
Armchair General The Only 5-star General on GLP User ID: 48462738 United States 03/26/2021 02:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I know how to free the container ship in the suez canal Lots and lots of thermite... -Armchair General- "No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in its preservation." -General of the Army Douglas MacArthur "I served in all commissioned ranks from Second Lieutenant to Major General and during that period, I spent most of my time being a high-class muscle man for big business, for Wall Street and for the Bankers. In short, I was a racketeer, a gangster for capitalism." -Major General Smedley D. Butler, USMC - 1933 Pronouns: Sir/General/That Bastard
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