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Cargo ship drew a penis and butt before getting stuck in Suez Canal

 
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Cargo ship drew a penis and butt before getting stuck in Suez Canal
Hot dog does this container ship have bad luck.

Before getting itself into a pickle by running aground in the Suez Canal, this unfortunate vessel drew one.

According to nautical tracking service VesselFinder, the massive Ever Given charted a route resemblant of a penis, testicles and an enormous butt in the Red Sea before it became stuck, causing an intercontinental traffic jam in the maritime artery.

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Re: Cargo ship drew a penis and butt before getting stuck in Suez Canal
NO DOUBT...MOON PIE...!

I WATCHED U DYE IN ROLLERBALL '75. SAD. UH,...
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NO DOUBT...MOON PIE...!

I WATCHED U DYE IN ROLLERBALL '75. SAD. UH,...
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Re: Cargo ship drew a penis and butt before getting stuck in Suez Canal
They don't do all that shit, we pulled close to the mouth and anchored till we could go through.
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LOL...
I'll pin
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NO DOUBT...MOON PIE...!

I WATCHED U DYE IN ROLLERBALL '75. SAD. UH,...
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THE 3 OF 'THEM' JUMPED YOU..SAD.
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LOL...
I'll pin
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Awww, ty MT!

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They don't do all that shit, we pulled close to the mouth and anchored till we could go through.
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Red Sea... that time of the month.
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lmao

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that was them planning it and saying


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Re: Cargo ship drew a penis and butt before getting stuck in Suez Canal
Here is the actual drawing:



https://imgur.com/a/XZsrjCK





lmao
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Here is the actual drawing:



https://imgur.com/a/XZsrjCK





lmao
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They don't do all that shit, we pulled close to the mouth and anchored till we could go through.
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With a pilot onboard

Nah...this isnt right
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Here is the actual drawing:



https://imgur.com/a/XZsrjCK





lmao
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Quite the artist.Right?

lol
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NO DOUBT...MOON PIE...!

I WATCHED U DYE IN ROLLERBALL '75. SAD. UH,...
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THE 3 OF 'THEM' JUMPED YOU..SAD.
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THEY WERE.....ASIAN....UH
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This is some five star shit here op. good fine :) I laughed my ass off
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Re: Cargo ship drew a penis and butt before getting stuck in Suez Canal
Here is the actual drawing:



https://imgur.com/a/XZsrjCK





lmao
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This is some five star shit here op. good fine :) I laughed my ass off
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Re: Cargo ship drew a penis and butt before getting stuck in Suez Canal
HILARIOUS especially if intentional!

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Wut wut in tha butt


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that was them planning it and saying


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lmao
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Yeah, a coincidence -- I'm sure.

LOL


I wonder if they gave the skipper a breathalyzer.
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This is fucking awesome. China numbuh 1! Amewicca numbuh too!

interesting
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Epic maritime trolling.
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HILARIOUS especially if intentional!

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Well they do have to tell you before they act...
and can reveal it esoterically.

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5*, op.


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they must be bored as hell
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