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Man dies after parachute fails to open during leap off Florida balcony

 
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I could still hear my instructor say "its not the fall that kills ya.....its the sudden stop at the end".....
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Re: Man dies after parachute fails to open during leap off Florida balcony
Dummy. 14 stories is too tight of a safe jump in the first place.
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Re: Man dies after parachute fails to open during leap off Florida balcony
Florida man never actually dies. He'll be back tomorrow with another amazing feat to oooooh and aaaaah us.
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here hold my beer!!!!



any darwin should know 14 stories is no enough to deploy a chute even if you already have it out and open .....


did a tandem and we jumped from 14500 and pull cord at 5k and that was like 40-50 second free fall , term velocity around 120 mph... this guy was jumping 140 feet , duh !!!!

Last Edited by Coastie Patriot on 03/23/2021 02:56 PM
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Re: Man dies after parachute fails to open during leap off Florida balcony
Saw the video

Sad way to go splat

Darwin award!
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Stooooo-pid! Ever THOUGHT/HEARD of trial runs on DEATH PRODUCING ASININE IDEAS? Well there is a parachute to cover him with just 6 feet behind.

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When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. jimi

Believe nothing you hear and only half of what you see.

I'm just a product of insufficient modality.

Humans of Earth! I have come in peace. You need not fear me. I mean you no harm. However, it may be important to know that most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. And those of you who do survive will be enslaved and experimented on. You should in no way take any of this personally — it's just business!
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Oh sh*t, gravity works.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 1st floor and one from the 23rd,
The first one goes : thud...aaaaaaaah and the other goes aaaaaaaah...thud.
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Re: Man dies after parachute fails to open during leap off Florida balcony
In most hotels, the 14th floor is relabeled unlucky number 13 since they skip the 13th floor.
Aw CHUTE!


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Re: Man dies after parachute fails to open during leap off Florida balcony
Flew past Darwin and all the way to Beavis & Butthead. You dumb ass
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Re: Man dies after parachute fails to open during leap off Florida balcony
No shit I was at this resort with my family and we headed back to MN Saturday so we missed this.

The building is pretty narrow.

If he jumped off the backside, the pool deck there is the 5th floor. So jumping off of the 14th floor isn't really the 14th floor.

We were on the 10th. No way in hell there is enough time for the chute to open!
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Good god.....
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Horrific. I feel for the person's family.
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REAL 3.5 FT FLIGHT THEN HE BAILS


When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. jimi

Believe nothing you hear and only half of what you see.

I'm just a product of insufficient modality.

Humans of Earth! I have come in peace. You need not fear me. I mean you no harm. However, it may be important to know that most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. And those of you who do survive will be enslaved and experimented on. You should in no way take any of this personally — it's just business!
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Florida man never actually dies. He'll be back tomorrow with another amazing feat to oooooh and aaaaah us.
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He's like the old Jim Rose Freak Show! Lol
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THE 'WRONG' BROTHERS AVIATION'S FAILURES (1920s)

ACTUALLY IT'S AN ELEPHANT SEX TOY WITH AN UMBRELLA ON TOP AT 50 SEC.



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When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. jimi

Believe nothing you hear and only half of what you see.

I'm just a product of insufficient modality.

Humans of Earth! I have come in peace. You need not fear me. I mean you no harm. However, it may be important to know that most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. And those of you who do survive will be enslaved and experimented on. You should in no way take any of this personally — it's just business!
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Re: Man dies after parachute fails to open during leap off Florida balcony
14 stories x 10.826 ft/ Story = 151.564 ft

Free fall
32.15 ft/sec/sec

Time to death
151.564/32.15 = 4.7142768274 seconds

No chance that chute is gonna open dumb ass! May God have Mercy on his soul.....
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:fall:
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She can clean him up with that roll of paper towels.
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Re: Man dies after parachute fails to open during leap off Florida balcony
14 stories x 10.826 ft/ Story = 151.564 ft

Free fall
32.15 ft/sec/sec

Time to death
151.564/32.15 = 4.7142768274 seconds

No chance that chute is gonna open dumb ass! May God have Mercy on his soul.....
 Quoting: Roadkill Bill


HE DID THE NEW MATH.
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. jimi

Believe nothing you hear and only half of what you see.

I'm just a product of insufficient modality.

Humans of Earth! I have come in peace. You need not fear me. I mean you no harm. However, it may be important to know that most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. And those of you who do survive will be enslaved and experimented on. You should in no way take any of this personally — it's just business!
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Re: Man dies after parachute fails to open during leap off Florida balcony
NOT A FLORIDA MAN.

A MAN IN FLORIDA.

NOT THE SHAME..UH.
 Quoting: muckuh


He was a resident. Definitely Florida man.
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NO..WE DONT KNOW THAT...SEE, THIS IS WHAT IM TALKIN' 'BOUT

..DONT MAKE ME GO ALL KAREN..UH.
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Re: Man dies after parachute fails to open during leap off Florida balcony
The place has 25 floors and he jumped from the top
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fall
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Re: Man dies after parachute fails to open during leap off Florida balcony
There's always chance of bad turbulence around tall buildings. Even if he had the required altitude, for the chute to open, it could still end up badly.
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Re: Man dies after parachute fails to open during leap off Florida balcony
Florida Man, 31, Dies After Parachute Fails to Deploy While BASE Jumping from Hotel Balcony

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https://imgur.com/mYa84Sv
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people will die for a cheap thrill or video, but nobody will sacrifice comfort while our nation burns.

sad.
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Man dies after parachute fails to open during leap off Florida balcony

A man plunged to his death in Florida after his parachute failed to open when he jumped from a hotel balcony, authorities said.

The unidentified man leaped from the 14th-floor balcony of the Sunrise Beach Resort Sunday evening in Panama City Beach, news station WMBB reported.

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The media is blaming the parachute, not the idiot jumping off a building.

Figures, gotta keep the narrative going
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Re: Man dies after parachute fails to open during leap off Florida balcony
14 stories x 10.826 ft/ Story = 151.564 ft

Free fall
32.15 ft/sec/sec

Time to death
151.564/32.15 = 4.7142768274 seconds

No chance that chute is gonna open dumb ass! May God have Mercy on his soul.....
 Quoting: Roadkill Bill


HE DID THE NEW MATH.
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Common core is deadly inaccurate ya know. Lol





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