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Dick reveals the horror of learning he had to have his penis chopped off to survive

 
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Dick reveals the horror of learning he had to have his penis chopped off to survive
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"He was finally diagnosed with penile cancer in Adelaide, Australia, where he was told he would have to have the organ removed, and appearing on This Morning today where, he recalled the 'horrible' talk he had with his first doctor. "
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Re: Dick reveals the horror of learning he had to have his penis chopped off to survive
Isn't it a simple choice?

You get cancer somewhere, you chop it off.
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Re: Dick reveals the horror of learning he had to have his penis chopped off to survive
Look on the bright side,

mebbe they'll give him a big rubbery 20cm prosthetic
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Re: Dick reveals the horror of learning he had to have his penis chopped off to survive
Isn't it a simple choice?

You get cancer somewhere, you chop it off.
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Sure, if you're a rational person you hack off your tits, your cock or your nose if you get cancer on it. What good is a cancer-ridden penis anyway?
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Re: Dick reveals the horror of learning he had to have his penis chopped off to survive
Isn't it a simple choice?

You get cancer somewhere, you chop it off.
 Quoting: Union Jackboot


Sure, if you're a rational person you hack off your tits, your cock or your nose if you get cancer on it. What good is a cancer-ridden penis anyway?
 Quoting: Creme de la Crap


there are many ways to cure cancer. i can think of about 20. surprising that the medical mutilators still have willing customers. but hey there are a lot of dumb ass mofos out there.
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Re: Dick reveals the horror of learning he had to have his penis chopped off to survive
Isn't it a simple choice?

You get cancer somewhere, you chop it off.
 Quoting: Union Jackboot


Sure, if you're a rational person you hack off your tits, your cock or your nose if you get cancer on it. What good is a cancer-ridden penis anyway?
 Quoting: Creme de la Crap


there are many ways to cure cancer. i can think of about 20. surprising that the medical mutilators still have willing customers. but hey there are a lot of dumb ass mofos out there.
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Better safe than sorry. Cancerous bodypart on me? Off it goes!
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wtf 10

hmmm i think many men would try alternatives to that surgery... first
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Look on the bright side,

mebbe they'll give him a big rubbery 20cm prosthetic
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Just transition to female and become a lesbian!! Simple as that!!
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Re: Dick reveals the horror of learning he had to have his penis chopped off to survive
wtf 10

hmmm i think many men would try alternatives to that surgery... first
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And risk your life doing so? WTF?
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Re: Dick reveals the horror of learning he had to have his penis chopped off to survive
Isn't it a simple choice?

You get cancer somewhere, you chop it off.
 Quoting: Union Jackboot


Sure, if you're a rational person you hack off your tits, your cock or your nose if you get cancer on it. What good is a cancer-ridden penis anyway?
 Quoting: Creme de la Crap


there are many ways to cure cancer. i can think of about 20. surprising that the medical mutilators still have willing customers. but hey there are a lot of dumb ass mofos out there.
 Quoting: OldCar


Better safe than sorry. Cancerous bodypart on me? Off it goes!
 Quoting: Union Jackboot


You must have had brain cancer long ago then huh?
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Re: Dick reveals the horror of learning he had to have his penis chopped off to survive
The adding a penis surgery sounds horrible “It takes 12 to 118 months to heal”. Wtf that’s almost ten years.
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Re: Dick reveals the horror of learning he had to have his penis chopped off to survive
Isn't it a simple choice?

You get cancer somewhere, you chop it off.
 Quoting: Union Jackboot


Sure, if you're a rational person you hack off your tits, your cock or your nose if you get cancer on it. What good is a cancer-ridden penis anyway?
 Quoting: Creme de la Crap


there are many ways to cure cancer. i can think of about 20. surprising that the medical mutilators still have willing customers. but hey there are a lot of dumb ass mofos out there.
 Quoting: OldCar


I had a girlfriend about 10 years ago who suffered from stones. I don't remember if it was kidney stones or gallstones, but at the time I knew. I think kidney. Anyways. She went to the doctor for them many times as it was extremely painful for her. They offered her expensive surgery. She couldnt afford it.

So she was told to deal with it for the rest of her life.

Well, she told me about it one day. I decided to read on the internet about her condition. I read for hours and hours. I found a treatment. I filled a 16 ounce glass with 50% organic fresh squeezed lemon juice and 50% high grade cold pressed olive oil. Added a pinch of salt. Made her drink it. She said it was gross.

After making her drink it, I made her lay on her side. I don't remember if it was left or right side, but that part mattered. Laying on the correct side lets the drink she drank drain down her stomach into her lower digestive track. The bottom of the stomach is shaped like a tea kettle.

What happens is the lemon juice causes the stomach to start waking up and pumping. It pumps the olive oil into the area where the stones were inside her. The olive oil lubricated the sticky little stones. The now lubricated stones, combined with the stomach pumping due to the lemon juice... caused all the stones in her engorged organ to start to come out. Basically the organ she had the stones in was like a water balloon that was filled with little sticky rocks. It was pretty stretched to its limit. That's why she had pain.

What happened next is that she want to the bathroom for what she thought was a regular poop. She shit out about 150 kidney stones(or gallstones). They were hitting the toilet like marbles dropping on porcelain. Tink. Tink. Tink. Tink tink TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK... etc

She NEVER had issues with the stones ever again. I cured her chronic pain condition she dealt with for most of her adult life for 30$. She would make that drink herself a few times a year just to be safe. She went on and on about how thankful she was to me and was so confused why doctors never tried it.
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Why is this not common knowledge?

Why do doctors not do this?

The answer is staring you right in the face. Doctors are about making money. They are the spokesperson for an at profit company. They don't care about curing you. They care about taking your money.
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Sure, if you're a rational person you hack off your tits, your cock or your nose if you get cancer on it. What good is a cancer-ridden penis anyway?
 Quoting: Creme de la Crap


there are many ways to cure cancer. i can think of about 20. surprising that the medical mutilators still have willing customers. but hey there are a lot of dumb ass mofos out there.
 Quoting: OldCar


Better safe than sorry. Cancerous bodypart on me? Off it goes!
 Quoting: Union Jackboot


You must have had brain cancer long ago then huh?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44883436


What is it with you people?

Surgical option is the best option. Why the fuck would you want to keep proliferating deadly mutant cells in your body?

Holistic approach to cancer is madness and should be made illegal.





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