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User ID: 77160280 United States 03/19/2021 03:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dear Russia... From: We the People of the United States of America Hi Vlad. How ya doing? I'll make this short & sweet. "We the People" are willing to make a deal with you. We do not want war with you. Probably no more than your people want a war with us. So here's our proposal:
Take out our warmongering oligarchs in DC for us since our own military is too pussified to preserve our Republic themselves, even though they took an oath to do that very thing & we can all continue on in near-perfect harmony for the foreseeable future. Throw in a few shipping containers full of your finest Vodka & we'll be best friends before the end of the weekend.
Thanks, sincerely,
"We the People" of the United States of America
P.S. You may also take out Silicon Valley as a bonus for us all. |
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User ID: 75225615 United States 03/19/2021 03:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dear Russia... From: We the People of the United States of America DONT CHU B UH TALKIN ' TO VLAD! muckuh |
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User ID: 77160280 United States 03/19/2021 03:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dear Russia... From: We the People of the United States of America DONT CHU B UH TALKIN ' TO VLAD!
Quoting: muckuh He's my friend. We ride horses shirtless & wrestle bears every other Thursday. |
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User ID: 77160280 United States 03/19/2021 03:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dear Russia... From: We the People of the United States of America
Oh & before I forget Mr. Putin, ol' buddy, ol' pal... Can I have a Su-57 please? Just one is fine. Maybe a pilot to train me. Or not, it's cool, I'll figure it out. Thanks. |
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User ID: 77160280 United States 03/19/2021 04:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dear Russia... From: We the People of the United States of America Btw Russia, I heard China was talking sh*t about you. Something about their foreign exchange students are better at espionage than yours. Them's fightin' wurds. I wouldn't take that sh*t if I was you but I'm just the messenger... |