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Happy in Nature
User ID: 79768170 Nicaragua 03/18/2021 08:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: cosmicgypsy My ex had two iguanas. We set off for the Exotic Animal Conventions, or whatever it was, so I could get a ferret, and we came home with two baby iggies. One of them grew up to be a bull iggy....you DID NOT want to mess with him, but the other one was the one with the personality. I figured it for a female, due to its size, so I named it Allura....the other one got named Spike, harhar, a perfect name for him. So I'm going along thinking this iggy is a female....until I walked into the room where its cage was, the crazy thing had itself plastered up against the side of the cage, banging it's meat like nobody's business. I stood there for a second having to rectify myself with the fact that this was not a female....and then he splegged RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! ....his name was quickly changed to Romeo. And he did, he had the personality of a Romeo. That Spike would take a chunk outta ya, though, to get to the blueberries. Scary critter, all the way around. :gaah I seriously almost puked when he splegged....oh gawd, so gross. The things you cannot unsee, eh?....:charlie; Dude.... seeing ANY animal sex will make me A few years ago I saw four orange spider monkeys in the trees abovd me. They started hugging. How cute, I thought, until both couples started having sex directly over me. It turns out that the orange ones (Sasquatch orange) are exhibitionists and into orgies. |
cosmicgypsy
User ID: 80037766 United States 03/18/2021 08:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I seriously almost puked when he splegged....oh gawd, so gross. The things you cannot unsee, eh?....:charlie; Dude.... seeing ANY animal sex will make me A few years ago I saw four orange spider monkeys in the trees abovd me. They started hugging. How cute, I thought, until both couples started having sex directly over me. It turns out that the orange ones (Sasquatch orange) are exhibitionists and into orgies. Ooooooh....my goodness....oooooh, NOPE! Not the fucking monkeys! Gawd, I'm so sitting here laughing my ass off..... You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller ...I adapt to the unknown, under wandering stars I've grown, by myself, but not alone... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
Catseye
User ID: 80108104 Dominican Republic 03/18/2021 08:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I seriously almost puked when he splegged....oh gawd, so gross. The things you cannot unsee, eh?....:charlie; Dude.... seeing ANY animal sex will make me A few years ago I saw four orange spider monkeys in the trees abovd me. They started hugging. How cute, I thought, until both couples started having sex directly over me. It turns out that the orange ones (Sasquatch orange) are exhibitionists and into orgies. LMAO! I'm so sick of this staying at home covid crap, at this point I'd be willing to endure an orgy just to get out of the damn house! Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads. Thoughts create, mind them well. |
Louis in Richmond
That is my arm now; broken for 7 months User ID: 75684752 United States 03/18/2021 08:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As requested! [link to youtu.be (secure)] Until your military service has required you neutralize enemy combatants and invaders in the defense of your country, don't presume to tell us that have defended you that you don't support every shot we fired to eliminate that enemy. |
Fossy
(OP) User ID: 79516540 United States 03/18/2021 09:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh Cosmic, I don't really hate you!!! when it squiggled out like a worm... I said to myself..... He must die! lololol!!!! Quoting: Fossy I was so laughing my ass off when I read that remark!.... I saw that video a few or so years ago, and I've been scarred ever since. I just needed a friend!.... You maniac! Making sammiches great again! USA! USA! USA! |
Fossy
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Fossy
(OP) User ID: 79516540 United States 03/18/2021 09:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Louis in Richmond Yes!!!! Thank you dear Louis!!! I'm laughing before I even see it!!! that dude is epic!!! Making sammiches great again! USA! USA! USA! |
Fossy
(OP) User ID: 79516540 United States 03/18/2021 09:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I seriously almost puked when he splegged....oh gawd, so gross. The things you cannot unsee, eh?....:charlie; Dude.... seeing ANY animal sex will make me A few years ago I saw four orange spider monkeys in the trees abovd me. They started hugging. How cute, I thought, until both couples started having sex directly over me. It turns out that the orange ones (Sasquatch orange) are exhibitionists and into orgies. Oh geez!!! I'd be like "Screw you guys! I'm goin home!! lololol Making sammiches great again! USA! USA! USA! |
~Sloane~
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Fossy
(OP) User ID: 79516540 United States 03/18/2021 09:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Louis in Richmond Yes!!!! Thank you dear Louis!!! I'm laughing before I even see it!!! that dude is epic!!! "Did he just hand that mantis shrimp his own arm?" Making sammiches great again! USA! USA! USA! |
Fossy
(OP) User ID: 79516540 United States 03/18/2021 09:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I seriously almost puked when he splegged....oh gawd, so gross. The things you cannot unsee, eh?....:charlie; Dude.... seeing ANY animal sex will make me A few years ago I saw four orange spider monkeys in the trees abovd me. They started hugging. How cute, I thought, until both couples started having sex directly over me. It turns out that the orange ones (Sasquatch orange) are exhibitionists and into orgies. WTAF is Sasquatch orange!!!!! Making sammiches great again! USA! USA! USA! |
Fossy
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Fossy
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cosmicgypsy
User ID: 80037766 United States 03/18/2021 09:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Awwwa....those books. When I was finally finished with college and reading all those dry text books, all I wanted to do was read something good, something enriching and life affirming. I read all the books in the All Creatures Great and Small line. I ate those books up like they were fine French pastry.... Thank you for spawning on the pleasant memory.... You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller ...I adapt to the unknown, under wandering stars I've grown, by myself, but not alone... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
WalkingMiracle (LSDMTHC)
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@MoonPie
User ID: 28698215 United States 03/18/2021 09:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | awww,it's making a little 'sand angel' with it's arms. “Shallow men believe in luck or in circumstance. Strong men believe in cause and effect.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson “Three great forces rule the world: stupidity, fear and greed.” — Albert Einstein. "Truth does not mind being questioned. A lie does" — Janis Ian |
Fossy
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cosmicgypsy
User ID: 80037766 United States 03/18/2021 09:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Noice!.... You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller ...I adapt to the unknown, under wandering stars I've grown, by myself, but not alone... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
Fossy
(OP) User ID: 79516540 United States 03/18/2021 10:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: cosmicgypsy I seriously almost puked when he splegged....oh gawd, so gross. The things you cannot unsee, eh?....:charlie; Dude.... seeing ANY animal sex will make me A few years ago I saw four orange spider monkeys in the trees abovd me. They started hugging. How cute, I thought, until both couples started having sex directly over me. It turns out that the orange ones (Sasquatch orange) are exhibitionists and into orgies. Ooooooh....my goodness....oooooh, NOPE! Not the fucking monkeys! Gawd, I'm so sitting here laughing my ass off..... It's the f*cking monkeys and the f*cking tortoises that scarred me for life!! Screw the zoo!!!! Making sammiches great again! USA! USA! USA! |
Happy in Nature
User ID: 79768170 Nicaragua 03/18/2021 10:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Awwwa....those books. When I was finally finished with college and reading all those dry text books, all I wanted to do was read something good, something enriching and life affirming. I read all the books in the All Creatures Great and Small line. I ate those books up like they were fine French pastry.... Thank you for spawning on the pleasant memory.... I started the series when I was 10. I used to play animal hospital, not house. I always planned to be a veterinarian, but ex's overseas assignment prevented me from finishing the science classes I needed. |
BuckyBalls
User ID: 77959498 United States 03/18/2021 10:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My ex had two iguanas. We set off for the Exotic Animal Conventions, or whatever it was, so I could get a ferret, and we came home with two baby iggies. One of them grew up to be a bull iggy....you DID NOT want to mess with him, but the other one was the one with the personality. I figured it for a female, due to its size, so I named it Allura....the other one got named Spike, harhar, a perfect name for him. So I'm going along thinking this iggy is a female....until I walked into the room where its cage was, the crazy thing had itself plastered up against the side of the cage, banging it's meat like nobody's business. I stood there for a second having to rectify myself with the fact that this was not a female....and then he splegged RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! ....his name was quickly changed to Romeo. And he did, he had the personality of a Romeo. That Spike would take a chunk outta ya, though, to get to the blueberries. Scary critter, all the way around. :gaah I seriously almost puked when he splegged....oh gawd, so gross. The things you cannot unsee, eh?.... No bromo dude... |
BuckyBalls
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The Oracle's Cookie
User ID: 76948143 United States 03/18/2021 10:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Awwwa....those books. When I was finally finished with college and reading all those dry text books, all I wanted to do was read something good, something enriching and life affirming. I read all the books in the All Creatures Great and Small line. I ate those books up like they were fine French pastry.... Thank you for spawning on the pleasant memory.... I started the series when I was 10. I used to play animal hospital, not house. I always planned to be a veterinarian, but ex's overseas assignment prevented me from finishing the science classes I needed. Same here...had a 3.8 average when I tried to change my college major from journalism to vet science. The counselor (this was in the 90's...) told me that I could take all the science classes I wished to go TOWARD a Vet medicine degree...but it would never be approved because I was a female over 30. He said the stats didn't support approving females over 30 in most Vet schools in the U.S. It was really crushing. Went back to History/Journalism and got the degree and I'm not sorry. Was still a sweet dream, though. The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
Fossy
(OP) User ID: 79516540 United States 03/18/2021 10:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Awwwa....those books. When I was finally finished with college and reading all those dry text books, all I wanted to do was read something good, something enriching and life affirming. I read all the books in the All Creatures Great and Small line. I ate those books up like they were fine French pastry.... Thank you for spawning on the pleasant memory.... I started the series when I was 10. I used to play animal hospital, not house. I always planned to be a veterinarian, but ex's overseas assignment prevented me from finishing the science classes I needed. Ohhh, that's sweet though. I used to call myself the grasshopper doctor I'd ride my bike up and down the road in the summer and try to rescue and rehabilitate the grasshoppers that got hit by the cars. Twist their little legs back around right and smooth out their wings...poke their little guts back in...... I lived out in the country, I had to do something to keep myself busy.... Making sammiches great again! USA! USA! USA! |
Fossy
(OP) User ID: 79516540 United States 03/18/2021 10:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Awwwa....those books. When I was finally finished with college and reading all those dry text books, all I wanted to do was read something good, something enriching and life affirming. I read all the books in the All Creatures Great and Small line. I ate those books up like they were fine French pastry.... Thank you for spawning on the pleasant memory.... I started the series when I was 10. I used to play animal hospital, not house. I always planned to be a veterinarian, but ex's overseas assignment prevented me from finishing the science classes I needed. Same here...had a 3.8 average when I tried to change my college major from journalism to vet science. The counselor (this was in the 90's...) told me that I could take all the science classes I wished to go TOWARD a Vet medicine degree...but it would never be approved because I was a female over 30. He said the stats didn't support approving females over 30 in most Vet schools in the U.S. It was really crushing. Went back to History/Journalism and got the degree and I'm not sorry. Was still a sweet dream, though. The Oracle's Cookie It would be the hardest job!!!!! I would go home a broken woman every day I'm sure.... Probably find me od'd out by the parrot cages... Making sammiches great again! USA! USA! USA! |
LittleMe
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cosmicgypsy
User ID: 80037766 United States 03/18/2021 10:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Awwwa....those books. When I was finally finished with college and reading all those dry text books, all I wanted to do was read something good, something enriching and life affirming. I read all the books in the All Creatures Great and Small line. I ate those books up like they were fine French pastry.... Thank you for spawning on the pleasant memory.... I started the series when I was 10. I used to play animal hospital, not house. I always planned to be a veterinarian, but ex's overseas assignment prevented me from finishing the science classes I needed. You would've made a great Vet.... I've been binge watching this program called "Heartland" on Hulu. It's Canadian produced, from 2007, and there are 13 seasons. I'm on season three, and I'm LOVING this program. It's about life on a horse ranch, the young woman is a "horse whisperer" of sorts, there's a Vet....there's country, rodeo, and just a little bit of innocence in it. IT'S A CLEAN program....many moments in it sweet. It's a tad bit sophomoric, what with some of the youth in it....but it's CLEAN. It is refreshing to be watching a program where people aren't cussing each other out, fighting and killing one another, being sneaky and underhanded....fucking making programs, omg, with masks on. We can't get away from what's wrong everywhere because it's all over our "entertainment." I'm really enjoying THIS program.... You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller ...I adapt to the unknown, under wandering stars I've grown, by myself, but not alone... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
The Oracle's Cookie
User ID: 76948143 United States 03/18/2021 10:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Louis in Richmond Here ya go Louis! "So, did you catch that video of the chick tickling the tummy of her lizard?" (He pauses.) (Murmur from Bartender Floyd) "FLOYD! that's GROSS! It was a NATURE video, dude,. Geeze...You gotta lay off the porn, man." The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
jackleson
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