LOL! Texas man drove BMW dealership loaner car to rob bank, tried to use stolen money to buy BMW

LUBBOCK, Texas (WFLA) — A Texas man who used a loaner car from a dealership to rob a bank and then buy the vehicle was sentenced to 20 years in federal prison.

According to court documents, Eric Dion Warren, 50, was in the process of finalizing the purchase of a BMW in the summer of 2019 when Warren went into a bank and walked up to a teller. The 50-year-old then put a bag from a fast-food restaurant and a note on the counter.

The note read: “This is a f****** robbery. Play with me and die. I want $10,000 in $50 and $100 bills now you got 1 minute or I will kill you.” After showing the teller the note, Warren pulled out what looked like a handgun and said, “I ain’t playing around, I only want 100s and 50s.”

Authorities said 15 minutes after the robbery took place, Warren went back to the dealership in the loaned vehicle and according to employees, began waving around cash.
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