Real Conspiracy: Brown Fast Food Napkins - hang with me for it...

So, as a real unapologetic Conspiracy Theorist (as coined by the CIA), I have an observation:

When I have occasionally ran out of tissues to blow my nose, I would just use a brown fast food napkin, and when I get inside my nose with said napkin, it usually results in a minor lesion that coats over with dried snot...

When it happens, it takes me Q-Tipping some Aquaphor up in there to heal it up.

So the conspiracy theory is this: Are they made with some harsh additive? Where are they made? Who has the majority of the market? Why?

Shills sling away.