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CDC offers tips to survive zombie apocalypse …
Below are a few items you should include in your kit:

Water (1 gallon per person per day)
Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)
Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)
Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery-powered radio, etc.)
Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)
Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets)
Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few)
First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane)


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So it begins....

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Re: CDC offers tips to survive zombie apocalypse …
Better replay/play resident evil everyone.
"He who strikes terror in others is himself continually in fear." - Claudius Claudianus.

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Re: CDC offers tips to survive zombie apocalypse …
funkin amateurs'
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Re: CDC offers tips to survive zombie apocalypse …
Papers? In a zombie apocalypse you don't need no stinking papers.
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Re: CDC offers tips to survive zombie apocalypse …
funkin amateurs'
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epiclol
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Re: CDC offers tips to survive zombie apocalypse …
funkin amateurs'
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epiclol
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laugh
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Re: CDC offers tips to survive zombie apocalypse …
funkin amateurs'
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IKR?

They left out the most important zombie prep item...


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Thanks for the pine2

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shitstreamzombies
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Re: CDC offers tips to survive zombie apocalypse …
They've been doing this for several years now as a means to 'engage' people to be prepared for disasters and such.

Of course I wouldn't put it past either.
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They've been doing this for several years now as a means to 'engage' people to be prepared for disasters and such.

Of course I wouldn't put it past either.
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Take the jab and find out...
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Re: CDC offers tips to survive zombie apocalypse …
They've been doing this for several years now as a means to 'engage' people to be prepared for disasters and such.

Of course I wouldn't put it past either.
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Take the jab and find out...
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No thanks! Skepticism works both ways.
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Re: CDC offers tips to survive zombie apocalypse …
The zombies are the ones reanimated after dying from the vaccination jab.
Gen. John B Gordon and Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest were the finest citizen-soldiers birthed in America.
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Re: CDC offers tips to survive zombie apocalypse …
Better replay/play resident evil everyone.
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hf
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Re: CDC offers tips to survive zombie apocalypse …
This popped up on CDC website when Bath Salts became rampant.

Especially during the same time when MSM showed the guy on bath salts In Miami chewing on a guys neck down in Miami. And ripping off flesh.

Imagine if MSM showed that now?????
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Re: CDC offers tips to survive zombie apocalypse …
Ok I know I listed Miami twice but I am not a zombie nor have I ever tried bath salts

So there is that
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Re: CDC offers tips to survive zombie apocalypse …
Below are a few items you should include in your kit:

Water (1 gallon per person per day)
Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)
Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)
Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery-powered radio, etc.)
Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)
Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets)
Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few)
First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane)


[link to fox8.com (secure)]




So it begins....

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 Quoting: Thisismyusername



They literally made it illegal to stock up
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Re: CDC offers tips to survive zombie apocalypse …
Below are a few items you should include in your kit:

Water (1 gallon per person per day)
Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)
Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)
Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery-powered radio, etc.)
Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)
Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets)
Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few)
First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane)


[link to fox8.com (secure)]




So it begins....

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 Quoting: Thisismyusername


Um, welcome to like 2 years ago. Why is this even pinned, this came out like 2 years ago.
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Re: CDC offers tips to survive zombie apocalypse …
This world really has been led astray....




The proverbial "zombie clock" inches toward midnight on this harrowing trajectory the world is on - full of lies, deceit, death, war, starvation, greed, hunger. . . .


You still have no idea what is coming. Few are allowed the wisdom to see the possibilities.



You are witnessing the end of an age.
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Re: CDC offers tips to survive zombie apocalypse …
In case no one has noticed, we’ve been living in the ‘zombie apocalypse’ for a while now - mixed with 1/3 “Idiocracy” and 1/3 “Dude, Where’s My Car?”.
The Lord didn’t bring you into the storm to watch you drown, He brought you into it to teach you how to walk on water. ~ Matthew 14:22-33

Psalm 139:1-24
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Re: CDC offers tips to survive zombie apocalypse …
In case no one has noticed, we’ve been living in the ‘zombie apocalypse’ for a while now - mixed with 1/3 “Idiocracy” and 1/3 “Dude, Where’s My Car?”.
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amd Shaun of the dead lite
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Re: CDC offers tips to survive zombie apocalypse …
Below are a few items you should include in your kit:

Water (1 gallon per person per day)
Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)
Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)
Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery-powered radio, etc.)
Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)
Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets)
Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few)
First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane)


[link to fox8.com (secure)]




So it begins....

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 Quoting: Thisismyusername


Um, welcome to like 2 years ago. Why is this even pinned, this came out like 2 years ago.
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Ummmm so the kids can pull up the video of the Zombie on bath salts munching down on someones neck and ripping out their flesh.

Pausing momentarily to feverishly look around , with a face full of blood, before slamming his zombie teeth back into the victim and tearing more flesh out

Yeah that was MSM

Sure as crap cannot remember what year but it was all over the news network

I guess a warning to public about bath salts
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Re: CDC offers tips to survive zombie apocalypse …
So it continues:

Thread: BREAKING: CDC Zombie Apocalypse: No, I'm not kidding!
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Re: CDC offers tips to survive zombie apocalypse …
Below are a few items you should include in your kit:

Water (1 gallon per person per day)
Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)
Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)
Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery-powered radio, etc.)
Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)
Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets)
Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few)
First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane)


[link to fox8.com (secure)]




So it begins....

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 Quoting: Thisismyusername


The same here, the civil protect has lots of commercials speaking about the above, but they do not call it zombie apocalypse.

They obviously translated the zombie apocalypse from CDC and took out the zombie title and put on commercials the rest.

Makes you think that they expect a great disaster to take place.
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Re: CDC offers tips to survive zombie apocalypse …
Maybe we should speak about the disaster that will take place instead.

Obviously it will be a huge Earthquake, that will ignite all other regions to produce Earthquakes. Also since an earthquake can't do much and they do speak about having flashlight and lots of batteries, they expect something to cover the Sun, which means, volcano ashes.

But first will come the Earthquake.
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Papers? In a zombie apocalypse you don't need no stinking papers.
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lmaomy first thought lol
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Re: CDC offers tips to survive zombie apocalypse …
They do speak also about water and food for a month almost, which means, nothing will work from the part of Governments, and it will take them at least a month till they start to have some kind of reaction towards what happened and will be ongoing for some days.
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Re: CDC offers tips to survive zombie apocalypse …
if you came into a wild and hungry zombie crowd
put a lousy face mask on your mouth.
after that they cant see you!
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Re: CDC offers tips to survive zombie apocalypse …
They've been doing this for several years now as a means to 'engage' people to be prepared for disasters and such.

Of course I wouldn't put it past either.
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Take the jab and find out...
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Like you and all the other good little sheeples.
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Re: CDC offers tips to survive zombie apocalypse …
Vaccine caused the zombie apocalypse in the movie I Am Legend
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Re: CDC offers tips to survive zombie apocalypse …
In short, what you actually need and you are lucky there cause you can have them legally, here we can't and so personally have none, are weapons. Lots of ammo and a secure way to stay out of the eye of the storm for a month, which means 24 hours surveillance by naked eyes, which means you have to be more than one males in a group, so you have to make a team, so to be able to have a constant watch on the situation.





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