Coffee the Poor Man’s Assholecrome . Name your favorite brand and why. Just for fun and for reference.

Dunkin French Vanilla.

I believe it`s fortified with crack cause you will never be able to drink any other type of coffee again.

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:coffee:

my god, this! best coffee i ever had was an ethiopian blend... sidamo? i think. been too long.

illy today.

Death Wish Valhalla Java.

Smoothest coffee I have ever had.

Dollar General instant,good,and,cheap.McDonalds is very good.

Isn’t this the stuff Jack Nicholson’s character in Bucket List, had brought in to his hospital room?

Is it really made from crap?

LA LLAVE espresso coffee.

Made in an espresso machine.

Black.

Friggin amazing.

Far better than Bustello or Pillon espresso.

Try it to your taste, you won’t ever go back to anything else.

It is made from beans picked out of civet crap. The beans ferment while being digested. It originated from the slaves who picked coffee but were not allowed to have any of the coffee they picked, so they picked beans out of civet crap... people started noticing the coffee was good so it became popular.

I don’t find anything funny about adrenalchrome funny. Poor judgement

MCRN standard issue beans

Black gold from the Red planet

Keeps the Mickeys on their toes for those long hauls to Callisto

What the hell is that? And who asked you if you thought it was funny?


Thank you to the peeps who greened up my life. You know who you are.

Last Edited by Texas Best on 03/02/2021 06:18 PM

I buy Green Mountain Dark Magic Coffee K-cups and Sweet cream creamer. It's cheaper than buying store brands everyday.

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The Kopi Luwak Coffee is the rarest and most expensive coffee globally with an incredibly limited supply being grown each year. This coffee was made famous from the 2007 movie, The Bucket List.

HEB brand carries some fantastic organic coffee. I love it!

You are New Mexican for sure. That once a year coffee is expensive but is an acquired taste. I tried it but didn't like it ... course I am not a cradle New Mexican. Enjoy.

Folgers - Original taste

Always wake up to a fresh brewed pot by my drip

coffee maker...

So why does dark roast make me shaky and anxious, but not light roast? ( I only drink one cup a day)


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Kicking Horse dark roast coffee.

HA! Shitty coffee that doesn't taste like shit.

Another example of the total brainwashing that has been done on people for yrs. I'm no expert but anyone that has wanted to know more about coffee besides pourin cream in it and drinkin it knows this not so secret info about coffee. You've been told by others (also not so much in the know) about coffee misinformation that you trained your brians to believe over the yrs. It's happened to all of us with numerous things, but thanks to the internet we can find out about many things we were led to believe were true that was nothin but misinformation or some may call lies.



Livin n learnin...

If you actually weigh your coffee, versus using a scoop, dark roast will have more caffeine... as beans roast they lose density and moisture, they don't lose caffeine. You get more beans in a pound of dark versus light as well...

Last Edited by Zorro A. Knievel Esq. on 03/02/2021 07:46 PM

thank you for the explanation

Last Edited by Plato II on 03/02/2021 07:46 PM

AJ'S coffee is by far the best.

Maybe a reaction to the oils from the darker roast. In my shop, we did a dark roast because the caffeine content in our beans was outrageous. Two cups of medium roast and I wouldn't sleep for days. I noticed that when our roaster over-roasted the house coffee beans (they had a shiny haze usually for espresso) I found it hurt my stomach. A lot of flavorless coffee brands over-roast to make it taste more like coffee.

I am glad to know it wsan't just me! I bought some in NM at a chili shop. Tried it cowboy style and French press, but it was too sour/bitter.

I had a sample of Jamaican Me Crazy once & it was good.
I'm sure the real thing is much better.

Dang! Imagine if all us GLPers coulda bought the roasted beans from you through the mail.