Coffee the Poor Man’s Assholecrome . Name your favorite brand and why. Just for fun and for reference.

YES, PLEASE EDIT THE TITLE OF THIS THREAD TO BE
"WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COFFEE"!!!!

GWAR

I don’t know why, but to me coffee always always always tastes bettter when you’re away from home and someone else is making it. Even my mom’s homemade coffee just hits different than if I were to make it at home. In order to save money, I have gone through various homemade machines, keurigs, French presses, also have a home espresso machine.
I’m a Starbucks junkie, nothing fancy or expensive-I just get a “double shot on ice” Which is basically 2 shots espresso over some light creamy simple syrup type substance. When I don’t feel like waiting in their lines, nothing in the world compares to a good old fashioned McDonald’s coffee.

This is easy.

Cafe Bustelo.

The rest are simply inferior.

Jamaican Blue Mountain for the weekends when I have time to French press my coffee and do it right, for the weekdays using the Keurig machine Donut Shop or Norma Jeans Hazelnut.

Yeah the title is a bit off-putting for sure.

I'd rather not think about adrenochrome and coffee at the same time. A bad thing ruining a good thing.

Fung shui is fucked in this thread title.

Well I buy Tesco's gold blend freeze dried instant granules at £3 for 200g for my once a day coffee instead of Tea.

Because I just don't have the time or patience for stupid filters, snooty blends and complicated messy coffee machines.

If you live on the east coast, Wegmans has some iced coffee they bottles me sell in their prepared foods/drinks section, it’s absolutely wonderfully fantastic. Better than anything I’ve ever tasted.

As long as your not drinking commie Starbucks !!!!

it acts on the GABA system in the brain like xanax and other benzos , alcohol and some other substances as well . even though kava is 'natural' still should be careful with as habituation is possible.

Well then little snowflakes, sorry that you don’t understand, of course, I’ll pat you on dat widdle head and edit to make it completely non-understandable, like your reason of existence. The stuff is made in labs, but I never meant it to be funny. Go take a FUNVAX, now there is some funny stuff.

I used to have my own coffee farm. When my business closed, I sold it to my neighbor, who came in 2nd twice in the cup of excellence. I used to have customers from Hawaii who swore my coffee was better than Kona. I just bought 300 pounds from him to do a private roast for friends and family.

It was called Miramar because on a clear day, you can see the ocean. It is the 2nd highest elevation in the country.

That is enormously cool!

Don pablo
Signature blend Colombian Guatemala at Costco the best

My favorite coffee is an Irish Coffee! Jameson and Baileys plus a little Frangelico makes the world a little easier to deal with, especially on a Monday Morning! Cheers!

Hate to say it, or support a Berkeley company, but Peet’s is amazing. They have a blue mountain Jamaica blend that’s $50/lb extremely spends but the notes and tones are incredible. Pour over only for that stuff, but normally I get the organic Hermanas blend that’s very notable mill chocolate taste, with undertones of spice and nuts.

I owned a coffeehouse/bookstore with a roaster. My friends and I picked up the coffee, drove 7 hours to my shop where I roasted it myself for many years. I also did all of the artwork for the stickers, as well as bagging the coffee myself, too.

H&H Huckleberry. Blew my mind, man.

All I do is drink coffee, I’ve tried so many brands and have been getting Folgers Noir ... it’s as good as more expensive brands, usually get red or blue, haven’t tried yellow yet. I will try that and other regular priced affordable brands, the expensive just never live up to price tag.

I boil it by the mug on my stove.. gave up on machines a long long time ago. I was gifted a Keurig.. did not like it.. but its great for making my tea.. If I forget about the tea.. it doesn't boil dry on my stove.. so I like that.

I grew up on my grandmothers boiled coffee and camping coffee on the fire.. etc.

The best

Everyone should try this

It's the best

Espresso Coffee

Paramount JOE, Tall Dark Handsome brand, sams and costco carry it. Good strong coffee. Weak coffee gives me a headache. My stash coffee is 20 lbs of nescafe restaurant packs. If the world ends I want to be on caffeine on the way out.

I hope that some here try this espresso coffee

You won't regret it

What's Assholecrome?

I buy an roasted Jamaican Blue Mountain blend from Coffee Bean Direct and roast the beans in an old Poppery II air popper. I make a pound every week, takes around two hours. Everything else pales in comparison.

You should never apologize OR have to be forgiven for the coffee you like? Like me...you know there are always some fukwads that come along to shame...point at or call you an idiot for the coffee, beer, wine, hard liquor OR anything else you like to drink OR eat. We like what we like or can afford. Those type of turds must've had some kind of parenting to criticize most everything and person they come across.

With that said...every Saturday since my wife started havin weekends off one of us or both will drive down to McDonalds and buy 4 large coffees to go. We fix breakfast at home and enjoy our coffees with either hazelnut or some French vanilla
"crack" creamer. I drink one cup black later but that first cup of hot McDonald's coffee with some FV in it is great to us.

My wife's relatives send us numerous Puerto Rican coffee bean varieties and we have a brother in law that sends us beans and ground from Hawaii. We probably have more than 20lbs of bean and ground coffee form all over BUT Saturday mornings around here belong to McDonald's fricken coffee and for that...I APOLOGIZE OR MAKE EXCUSES TO NOBODY. Enjoy yours.

Two things not to skimp on is toilet paper and coffee. You deserve the best.

A substitution of a word that made sense but triggered the SJW crowd to the extreme. Although, the substance has been made in labs, appeared in movies, it is also made, they say, by underground peeps, as Hollywood elite or political world and used in sacrifice to get high on.

I certainly didn’t mean the substance was good, but used it as a an “in comparison to” in use in a sentence, although for me, the red karma piled up even though a mod red pinned it.

Our sensitivity is good, to a point, but I caved and changed the word, of which, if you read the thread, you’d already known.

Yet we allowed a full pedo and rapist to be POTUS, and no one in the media has made a story of such Assholechrome as of yet, or the PEDOTUS.

Trying WinCo/Red Brick Roasting Co for $6 a lb. Guatemala first cup today not bad. Just quit my job so on a budget haha.

Last Edited by Zü on 03/02/2021 05:41 PM