penis enhancement/ size increas- how too. thread, no ladies allowed

jelq, OP. Jelq.

Modern man has nothing on ancient techniques.

I remember seeing some article about African Tribesmen that would slowly use weights and a harness attached to the penis...I’m sure it works, but don’t just tie a string on your dong with a heavy weight, unless you want to goto the ER, and be made fun of, do your research.

Then there is “gelking” which is using a milking technique to increase the size of the blood vessels which I think can increase your girth.

Bottom line...unless you have a micro peen, women don’t care. They like attention, affection, and money...lots of money. If you have even a remotely funny personality, can project security, stability, and show you can get results...women will be lining up to be will you.

Micros? Sorry, don’t have an answer for you. Maybe consider a sex change, it’s all the rage these days.

this thread is ghey as fuc*

Thundersplace

No miracles, have patience, and expect small gains over many years.

Upon further reflection, just find yourself a spouse who thinks you are fine the way you are, and put that time into more productive activities.

1. Rub copious amounts of BenGay on penis to prep penis for stretching, it helps the cells grow & stretch.

2. Tie a shoelace to your penis head & the other end to a door nob, shut the door really fast & insert your middle finger up your but to touch your prostate gland.

3.???


4. Profit