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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80085846 Australia 02/25/2021 04:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fucken hope this is death pulling one of his famous "final destination" endings. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80084083 Fuckerberg just escapes shark... Goes to hospital... Gets a scratch from a used needle.. .they run a series of tests..involving more needles. Then covid sets in...he has trouble breathing.. The infection from the scratch grows and grows...its a hospital super staf... They put him on a ventilator for the covid.. And the infection begins to eat his arm off..the one the shark was supposed to take.. Meanwhile he battles to stay concious.. But some nurse accidentally bumps the oxygen bottle... He CANT pass out...has to suffer ever second... The infection gets to his lungs...sepsis...convulsions...then he just dissolves into goo... Fucker-berg will receive better care than any King or Queen living on this planet. I KNOW. Thatz why his death will.be so long and drawn out. Death will be so happy. Finally a challenge. |
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User ID: 80065027 France 02/25/2021 04:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They will probably send one of his personal jets to Kauai to take him back to the Stanford University Hospital. As soon as he can be transported. I came. I saw. I Concorde. For once you have tasted Concorde you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return. "I would say today we can integrate all religions and races EXCEPT ISLAM." Singapore's founding father Lee Kuan Y ew |
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User ID: 80065027 France 02/25/2021 04:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There is nothing yet on the Honolulu Star Advertiser website. I came. I saw. I Concorde. For once you have tasted Concorde you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return. "I would say today we can integrate all religions and races EXCEPT ISLAM." Singapore's founding father Lee Kuan Y ew |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77798296 Canada 02/25/2021 07:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Haven’t seen a news link about it but have confirmation from several reliable coconut wireless sources. Apparently happened several days ago off of Anini beach. Shark took a nip at him and he was rescued by a couple of locals. Said something about a bite out of his life jacket so he must have been out paddle boarding. Quoting: Rev Woo-Woo Realized it was a robot and turned away. |
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(OP) User ID: 78176490 United States 02/25/2021 12:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Probably won’t be. I’m sure he’s paid hush money to the media. He’s still embarrassed about the paddle boarding shot from last year where his whole face is plastered with white zinc oxide instead of just his nose. [link to youtu.be (secure)] “If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.” Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
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(OP) User ID: 78176490 United States 02/25/2021 12:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LOL! All your comments run about the same as what people on Kauai have been saying. Quoting: Rev Woo-Woo He’s not well loved here. Yet they let him buy that huge piece of prime property. Why did they sell it to him? The lure of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. Too late to complain now. They didn’t “let” him. He sued poor Hawaiian families to take their Kuleana land and make his big continuous parcel. “If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.” Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
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(OP) User ID: 78176490 United States 02/25/2021 12:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No. From what I’ve heard, it just nipped his life jacket. Yes, he swims with a life vest. “If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.” Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
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(OP) User ID: 78176490 United States 02/26/2021 12:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Probably won’t be. I’m sure he’s paid hush money to the media. He’s still embarrassed about the paddle boarding shot from last year where his whole face is plastered with white zinc oxide instead of just his nose. [link to youtu.be (secure)] https://imgur.com/SWAilnV Mark Zuckerberg’s sunscreen while surfing in Hawaii spawns wave of memes [link to nypost.com (secure)] Yep! That’s the photo!!! “If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.” Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 12702423 United States 02/26/2021 12:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Haven’t seen a news link about it but have confirmation from several reliable coconut wireless sources. Apparently happened several days ago off of Anini beach. Shark took a nip at him and he was rescued by a couple of locals. Said something about a bite out of his life jacket so he must have been out paddle boarding. Quoting: Rev Woo-Woo Who was the dumb asses that saved him |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 11531373 United States 02/26/2021 01:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fucken hope this is death pulling one of his famous "final destination" endings. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80084083 Fuckerberg just escapes shark... Goes to hospital... Gets a scratch from a used needle.. .they run a series of tests..involving more needles. Then covid sets in...he has trouble breathing.. The infection from the scratch grows and grows...its a hospital super staf... They put him on a ventilator for the covid.. And the infection begins to eat his arm off..the one the shark was supposed to take.. Meanwhile he battles to stay concious.. But some nurse accidentally bumps the oxygen bottle... He CANT pass out...has to suffer ever second... The infection gets to his lungs...sepsis...convulsions...then he just dissolves into goo... Wow! Nice writing. These comments are hilarious! |