Does anyone remeber thier birth?

No, but some people claim they remember that slippery event.

The memory begins at 4:55

I do ... no bullshit ... I was chilling in a black void and then whoosh I could feel myself being pushed to the light and thinking this really sucks I want to say here ... Ray Bradbury is an example if a famous person who claims to remember their birth.

I remember being in your mom.

No.
Earliest memory is 2 or 3 years old being taken to kindergarten.

Cool on that. Was she hot at least?

Only liars. Birth is agonizing. It crushes the infants skull and body. For the woman and child, it's the most extremely painful event along with traumatic events like bone breaking car accidents. If someone doesn't mention pain, then you know they're lying.

Last Edited by SafeandSound on 02/24/2021 11:10 PM

You went to kindergarten at 2? Most people are 5.

You won the internet today.

Yeah around 2 kindergarten.
5 preschool
6 elementary school

They do it different out there in portugal. They do college then highschool. Keeps the kids on check.

Cool

I have a couple memories. The lights and ceiling had a more yellowish tint to them. Mind you they were using flourescent lights but for some reason they seemed a bit of a gold or amber colored to me.

I remember being pissed and angry for coming out of my mom and the very first person I saw (the doctor) I assumed did this to me and I tried to literally punch them and when I realized they were binding me so I couldn't punch I pissed in his face.

Seriously lol.

Sounds like something I could toast to.

I do but statistically people don't remember under the year of 3

I remember just before.
When they made my soul come back. Big fight.

So share...tell us about it

I was woken to full and instant awareness at 1 year old and can remember almost every detail if my life since.

I was sitting on a soft blanket in the backyard in a little playpen, just enjoying the day and the birds and life.

Then suddenly...DOOOOOOOOMMMM. .

The sky shook with the sound of 7 f4 phantom jets pulling a full speed full afterburner climb in formation right above our yard.

We lived near an airbase as my dad was in the raf..and I will never forget that moment.

I looked up in horror as my little ears almost bled...the flames shooting down..the noise..

I screamed in terror not know what the fuck was going on.

My mother ran outside and snatched me up..she was shaking like fuck too.


And since that moment so many decades ago now, I have been able to recall with almost full clarity every word ive heard..scene I have seen..event I have witnesses..and word I have read.

And all because of some airshow formation practice.

Its probably why I always loved the doom.

Doom was my very first scene...

1-3 are the years that cause the trauma that make us act as we do for the rest of our life. Yet we never know the reason because we can't remember what trauma happened. Usually abandonment or rejection by a parent. It's not normal for a mom to leave a baby for work. The baby feels rejection every time she leaves.

I have this feeling or notion I have these 2 early memories because it's suppose to remind me humanity at its core is primal. I think it's to remind me also there was/has been mutations and evolution in humanity from our very basic selves. I don't think Adam and Eve if they were even "human" (more ape-like?) had more than maybe a 40 or 50 IQ tops. Very very basic. I think our own births and the primal nature of babies before we're coddled and the feminist junk begins...shows a brief glimpse into our history.

Well done that is what we imagine. Nihghtmares take over tho.

That strikes me as very insightful. Regardless of IQ, they were connected to the subconscious. You could say their IQ was 200. It doesn't matter because they were "connected" in a way we cant even fathom let alone measure.
Our conscious minds are a subset, not the totality.

NO JUST THE AFTER BIRTH AND THEN , WHAM HE CUT MY 02 AND SMACK ON THE ASS AND I GOT CLEANED UP, SHAVED AND GOT WRAPPED LIKE A MUMMY FOR MY MUMMY.

It was very warm and dark....

It was very warm and dark....

I try my best to hold on to those 2 memories. I had like 5 or 6 but now just those 2 are left. Bleh! Blehhhhhh.

I was born on July 7th, I actually remember 3 days before when my mom must have been at a fireworks show. I remember dark, but the sounds were overwhelming

I knew a woman who had four kids. She loved to go into labor because for her, it gave her an ongoing orgasm!

I've heard of this before, and I believe her. Pleasure and pain reflect differently in different people and at different times in their lives.

We were designed to be born and women were designed to give birth. Who are we to argue with our creator?

I don't think that's fair though. The humanoid physique only has so many configurations to be added/done to it to allow the birthing process....