Confronting the demon in your room

That was pretty funny.

He looks like Ben Shapiro.

You've got to be really firm with them and tell them to fuck right off.

And they do because the only power they have over you is your own fear of them.

I WAS LAYING IN BED AND HEARD A CREEPY DEMONIC FEMALE VOICE.

IT SAID TO ME "I AM GOING TO GET YOU".

I REPLIED: "I AM EXHAUSTED. F^^K OFF!"

IT LEFT.



Last Edited by YOU ARE IN THE MATRIX on 02/24/2021 10:46 PM

I have one that says jesus is looking for you.. i say, thats good, let him know you found me.

never had anything supernatural ever happen to me

no ghosts, no demons, not even a weird noise or a strange feeling

Count yourself lucky, I suppose, AC. Not all of this stuff is positive.

Cats scare them

At least until kitty decides to join in on the fun.

I scared it away

Truth-

Hovered over me and whispered in my ear

Hot breath smelled like moss and rich dark soil

I looked over my shoulder and what i said
My breath showed like i were in a very cold place

It was chilly though

I said you keep coming at me and i am going to bring your flesh back to life

But you can not dwell in my body

And then a bright light
Came in my window and zapped that fucker like a bug zapper

Lol

And i fell into a deep sleep
Like i am fixing to do now

Demons dont fuck with me

I sleep under angel eyes
And wings

Spooky

Ritual of chud

Me? I just tell the demon in my room: "Hey Demon! Yeah, you asshole! You can't get me, you no good shit-brained-ass-licker! Then I start dancing like Michael Jackson does in his Thriller music video and I thrust my head left and right really hard. I then throw my hand up in the air as if I'm catching a falling sword and I yell "FRIED CHICKEN!" as loud as I possibly can. By then the demon has left and never comes back. works every time.

You're not really as powerful as they let you believe you are.

Ha1 You like Graenolf too!!! He's so funny, I love his Skyrim stuff so much! lol