Godlike Productions - Discussion Forum
Users Online Now: 2,289 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 1,047,461
Pageviews Today: 1,947,626Threads Today: 938Posts Today: 17,071
09:20 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..

 
HeartSutra
Offer Upgrade

User ID: 80083158
Taiwan
02/24/2021 10:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..
[link to www.ntdtv.com (secure)]

*Edit Translated: [link to jfd257kbdq6u4nkmvwzkntblb4-adwhj77lcyoafdy-www-ntdtv-com.tran​slate.goog (secure)]

(google translate)

U.S. diplomat's "anal test" humiliated, CCP keeps testing Biden's bottom line
Beijing Time: 2021-02-21 05:04

[NTD News February 21, 2021, Beijing time]

Communist China is the only country in the world that uses "anal swabs" for virus testing. U.S. diplomats are deeply insulted. The U.S. State Department said it is evaluating how to solve it.

According to a report by the Washington Post on the 18th, they obtained the minutes of the meeting of American diplomats, which showed that some American diplomats stationed in China pointed out that the diplomats were forced to undergo the CCP's "anal swab" virus screening process, which was unpleasant.

The CCP government requires residents living in the area where the infection case is located to undergo multiple tests, including "anal swabs," which triggered a backlash from the Chinese people, calling out "extremely insulting." This January even triggered a diplomatic dispute. After a South Korean tourist complained to the country's embassy in China for help, he changed to a stool sample test.

In response to this, the US State Department is assessing all reasonable solutions and will safeguard the dignity of US diplomats in accordance with the Vienna Convention on Diplomatic Relations. But outsiders believe that the US response is not strong enough.

Former US National Intelligence Director John Ratcliffe (John Ratcliffe) said in an interview with Fox on the 18th that the primary threat to US national security is the CCP government, and under Biden’s ambiguous China policy, the CCP is in The South China Sea, Hong Kong and other areas continue to create troubles, and they are also testing the bottom line of the United States.

Former US Director of National Intelligence John Ratcliffe: "The Trump administration and President Trump will strike back and hold the CCP accountable for its actions, and the Biden administration has backed down. This is why you mentioned that Xi Jinping was tough during the call. Test the bottom line of President Biden."

NTD reporter Yu Ting comprehensive report

Last Edited by HeartSutra on 02/24/2021 10:45 AM
Deus group

User ID: 3461400
United States
02/24/2021 10:22 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..
We need to get to the bottom of this shittounge
Smell MY Finger
.
User ID: 79191964
Germany
02/24/2021 10:35 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..
我是乔比登
我做了笑话
我把阴茎放在你&#303​40;可乐中
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 78728919
United States
02/24/2021 10:37 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..
Joe Bidet's Clown World!
ScrumpTheTexanModerator
Forum Administrator

02/24/2021 10:40 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..
Appropriate, seeing as how PedoJoe’s going to allow the CCP to ass-rape us...
I am a Christian.

Christian does not equal doormat or pushover

"I Have Sworn upon the Altar of God... Eternal Hostility against every form of Tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson, Sep. 23, 1800

MedinaD

The Election of Donald John Trump: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

For previous Newsletters, click 'Scrump's News Letters' @ [link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 80048845
United States
02/24/2021 10:40 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..
This is one method of making sure Joe's appointees keep their asses clean!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 59949495
United States
02/24/2021 10:41 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..
butthurt9
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 72343087
Canada
02/24/2021 10:41 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..
China being pretty straightforward here

lol
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 5170803
United States
02/24/2021 10:42 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..
[link to www.ntdtv.com (secure)]

*Edit Translated: [link to jfd257kbdq6u4nkmvwzkntblb4-adwhj77lcyoafdy-www-ntdtv-com.tran​slate.goog (secure)]

(google translate)

U.S. diplomat's "anal test" humiliated, CCP keeps testing Biden's bottom line
Beijing Time: 2021-02-21 05:04

[NTD News February 21, 2021, Beijing time]

Communist China is the only country in the world that uses "anal swabs" for virus testing. U.S. diplomats are deeply insulted. The U.S. State Department said it is evaluating how to solve it.
According to a report by the Washington Post on the 18th, they obtained the minutes of the meeting of American diplomats, which showed that some American diplomats stationed in China pointed out that the diplomats were forced to undergo the CCP's "anal swab" virus screening process, which was unpleasant.

The CCP government requires residents living in the area where the infection case is located to undergo multiple tests, including "anal swabs," which triggered a backlash from the Chinese people, calling out "extremely insulting." This January even triggered a diplomatic dispute. After a South Korean tourist complained to the country's embassy in China for help, he changed to a stool sample test.

In response to this, the US State Department is assessing all reasonable solutions and will safeguard the dignity of US diplomats in accordance with the Vienna Convention on Diplomatic Relations. But outsiders believe that the US response is not strong enough.

Former US National Intelligence Director John Ratcliffe (John Ratcliffe) said in an interview with Fox on the 18th that the primary threat to US national security is the CCP government, and under Biden’s ambiguous China policy, the CCP is in The South China Sea, Hong Kong and other areas continue to create troubles, and they are also testing the bottom line of the United States.

Former US Director of National Intelligence John Ratcliffe: "The Trump administration and President Trump will strike back and hold the CCP accountable for its actions, and the Biden administration has backed down. This is why you mentioned that Xi Jinping was tough during the call. Test the bottom line of President Biden."

NTD reporter Yu Ting comprehensive report

Amazing
Didn’t God say something about evil
And if left unchecked
He will bring fire this time
Not a flood
 Quoting: HeartSutra
Grove Street

User ID: 72911293
United States
02/24/2021 10:42 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..
lol who knew the chinese were big time butt ranger freaks..


oh well...cant say i feel sorry for the diplomats..part of the job description.
Grove

And this is why we can't have nice things.
FlashBuzzkill

User ID: 79656540
United States
02/24/2021 10:43 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..
Newsflash: they love anal penetration. The whole time they were thinking "I wish this swab was bigger"
Gen. John B Gordon and Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest were the finest citizen-soldiers birthed in America.
Fastrac5

User ID: 79270989
United States
02/24/2021 10:45 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..
Butt, I wanted Pictures!
That Just Ain't Rite.
Spiritmyst

User ID: 79994984
United States
02/24/2021 10:46 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..
China is doing this just to humiliate people, it has no basis in science. If Trump were still president he would tell them to fuck off and boycott their asshattery.
"Twas brillig, and the slithy toves, did gyre and gimble in the wabe: all mimsey were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe."
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 5170803
United States
02/24/2021 10:48 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..
[link to www.ntdtv.com (secure)]

*Edit Translated: [link to jfd257kbdq6u4nkmvwzkntblb4-adwhj77lcyoafdy-www-ntdtv-com.tran​slate.goog (secure)]

(google translate)

U.S. diplomat's "anal test" humiliated, CCP keeps testing Biden's bottom line
Beijing Time: 2021-02-21 05:04

[NTD News February 21, 2021, Beijing time]

Communist China is the only country in the world that uses "anal swabs" for virus testing. U.S. diplomats are deeply insulted. The U.S. State Department said it is evaluating how to solve it.

According to a report by the Washington Post on the 18th, they obtained the minutes of the meeting of American diplomats, which showed that some American diplomats stationed in China pointed out that the diplomats were forced to undergo the CCP's "anal swab" virus screening process, which was unpleasant.

The CCP government requires residents living in the area where the infection case is located to undergo multiple tests, including "anal swabs," which triggered a backlash from the Chinese people, calling out "extremely insulting." This January even triggered a diplomatic dispute. After a South Korean tourist complained to the country's embassy in China for help, he changed to a stool sample test.

In response to this, the US State Department is assessing all reasonable solutions and will safeguard the dignity of US diplomats in accordance with the Vienna Convention on Diplomatic Relations. But outsiders believe that the US response is not strong enough.

Former US National Intelligence Director John Ratcliffe (John Ratcliffe) said in an interview with Fox on the 18th that the primary threat to US national security is the CCP government, and under Biden’s ambiguous China policy, the CCP is in The South China Sea, Hong Kong and other areas continue to create troubles, and they are also testing the bottom line of the United States.

Former US Director of National Intelligence John Ratcliffe: "The Trump administration and President Trump will strike back and hold the CCP accountable for its actions, and the Biden administration has backed down. This is why you mentioned that Xi Jinping was tough during the call. Test the bottom line of President Biden."

NTD reporter Yu Ting comprehensive report
 Quoting: HeartSutra


Imagine how ZOMBIEFIED those poor Chinese people are
They are forced to kill their own children
And now they are forced to have anal probes
It’s like North Korea 2.0
Justme C'est Moi

User ID: 80059579
United States
02/24/2021 10:50 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..

Justme
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 80077054
United States
02/24/2021 10:50 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..
lmao
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 72343087
Canada
02/24/2021 10:51 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..
Lol they know old bidet the sniffer won't do shit
Hoseman

User ID: 75361028
United States
02/24/2021 10:52 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..
We need to get to the bottom of this shittounge
 Quoting: Deus group


ror
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 77278265
United Kingdom
02/24/2021 10:52 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..
More proof this country has been surrendered to COMMUNIST CHINA on a silver platter
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 76185506
United States
02/24/2021 10:53 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..
I bet Apple CEO, Tim Cook, enjoys this policy, I wonder if Timmy asks for the extra large swab tip as his sphincter is probably gaped and prolapsed, like a miniature elephant trunk.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 78145469
United States
02/24/2021 11:05 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..
Didn't even need lube
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 79173326
United States
02/24/2021 11:07 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..
please insert your government mandated surveillance dildo before handing over your passport
The Rickest Rick Sanchez

User ID: 79987139
United States
02/24/2021 11:08 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..

The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them.

The Rickest Rick Sanchez comments are meant for entertainment purposes only and should not be construed to reflect the feelings and opinions, implied or expressed, of the author.
BBQ BOY™

User ID: 72493816
United States
02/24/2021 11:08 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..
prepyoan
"Never underestimate the pain of a person. In all honesty, everyone is struggling. Just some people are better at hiding it than others."

Everyone has to work out their own salvation.

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 80082437
United Kingdom
02/24/2021 11:08 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..
Come on peeps
What other programming - by the same media who gave us a belief in viral pandemics - has been laid down about nasal and anal probes?

Hint: Corona New Mexico
Boss351Mustang

User ID: 78050848
Canada
02/24/2021 11:10 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..
Come on man! It's just a dildo with a cotton knob.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 25346721
United States
02/24/2021 11:11 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..
Why not just test their fecal matter? Covid appears first in get all matter so it makes sense but anal swab doesn’t.

Guess they really want to mess with them psychologically.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 20371885
United States
02/24/2021 11:15 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..
In the Chinese super apartments, the people have one hole to urinate in and another which collects their feces. They are not allowed to throw the soiled tp in the toilet. They must put that in a plastic bag and then throw it away at their (earliest) convenience.

When you have 1.3 billion people, you have to get creative with all that shit. They are using the collected poo to (a) spray directly on the crops or (b) make hamburger poo patties out of them. They literally pump raw sewage onto the crops while they are standing in it barefoot.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 79044425
United States
02/24/2021 11:17 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..
What a shitty job.....
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 78948089
02/24/2021 11:18 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..
Does CCP send the Bug Guy 10% of the used q-tips?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 79383764
United States
02/24/2021 11:18 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Breaking: US Diplomats get Anal Probe in Beijing..





GLP