101 Ways to attack the groin - GLP self-defense class beings! | |
Dollar Bill Wick
User ID: 76091424 02/19/2021 07:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wasn't this a Disney cartoon back in the 1960's or 70's? Cruella Deville etc? Freelance Superhero with only a minor personality disorder. All my other personalities are just fine, thanks. Ignore him, no we aren't. Question: "What is the most important thing in your life?" Answer: "NOT BEING STUPID" - Jordan Peterson |
Deplorable Zenobia
User ID: 79856031 United States 02/19/2021 07:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | THESE TECHNIQUES ARE OBSOLETE. THE FASTEST AND MOST EFFICIENT WAY TO ATTACK THE GROIN IS TO GIVE IT FOOD. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79259391 FOOD WEAKENS THE GROIN. FOOD CAUSES INJURY AND SEVERE PAIN TO THE GROIN. FOOD IS EVIL. FOOD CAUSED HUMANS TO SIN IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN. FOOD IS BAD. No as a GLPer you must work on your groin defenses... let this guide your way! Yep. Or this exercise, right here. And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm “How, O Zenobia, hast thou dared to insult Roman emperors?” ...Aurelian, 44th Emperor of the Roman Empire |
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User ID: 77199862 United States 02/19/2021 08:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | THESE TECHNIQUES ARE OBSOLETE. THE FASTEST AND MOST EFFICIENT WAY TO ATTACK THE GROIN IS TO GIVE IT FOOD. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79259391 FOOD WEAKENS THE GROIN. FOOD CAUSES INJURY AND SEVERE PAIN TO THE GROIN. FOOD IS EVIL. FOOD CAUSED HUMANS TO SIN IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN. FOOD IS BAD. No as a GLPer you must work on your groin defenses... let this guide your way! Yep. Or this exercise, right here. There was this vid on YT... Years ago now, so details a are fuzzy until the end. Some super stupid teenage kid decided to try this. I'd guess about 17 years old. Like dragging a heavy object with a cord tied around his nuts. So he ties it, and he's got a loin cloth thing on, and the other end is tied to some heavy thing i cannot recall. So he takes a running head start, and suddenly he crumpled to the ground, just as the cord went taut. You see these 2 pink things tumble down his leg into the grass. So he's on the ground screaming, and I swear his parents were watching this, so they both run over to him, and the vid cuts out. I've looked for it since. Removed. But this stupid 17 year old kid is now a eunuch for life, because he tried to mimic these guys that do this training for years under supervision. No sex, no kids. Eunuch... for life, for a stupid parlor trick that does no one any good in real life . No bromo dude... |
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Deplorable Zenobia
User ID: 79856031 United States 02/19/2021 08:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | THESE TECHNIQUES ARE OBSOLETE. THE FASTEST AND MOST EFFICIENT WAY TO ATTACK THE GROIN IS TO GIVE IT FOOD. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79259391 FOOD WEAKENS THE GROIN. FOOD CAUSES INJURY AND SEVERE PAIN TO THE GROIN. FOOD IS EVIL. FOOD CAUSED HUMANS TO SIN IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN. FOOD IS BAD. No as a GLPer you must work on your groin defenses... let this guide your way! Yep. Or this exercise, right here. There was this vid on YT... Years ago now, so details a are fuzzy until the end. Some super stupid teenage kid decided to try this. I'd guess about 17 years old. Like dragging a heavy object with a cord tied around his nuts. So he ties it, and he's got a loin cloth thing on, and the other end is tied to some heavy thing i cannot recall. So he takes a running head start, and suddenly he crumpled to the ground, just as the cord went taut. You see these 2 pink things tumble down his leg into the grass. So he's on the ground screaming, and I swear his parents were watching this, so they both run over to him, and the vid cuts out. I've looked for it since. Removed. But this stupid 17 year old kid is now a eunuch for life, because he tried to mimic these guys that do this training for years under supervision. No sex, no kids. Eunuch... for life, for a stupid parlor trick that does no one any good in real life . Ah, just one of many entries into the Darwin Award Book, eh? Well, stupid is as stupid does. And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm “How, O Zenobia, hast thou dared to insult Roman emperors?” ...Aurelian, 44th Emperor of the Roman Empire |
Only Me
Strawberry Girl User ID: 79665715 United States 02/19/2021 09:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You get 5 stars for the music alone. I can't tell you how many kung fu movies I've watched that just crack me up! Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
Coastie Patriot
User ID: 78824679 United States 02/19/2021 09:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i read a book once called 21 ways to kill silently and they explained how to use a pencil and section of newpaper.... very JOHN WICK BOBAYAGA!!!! Coastie Patriot SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!! Dr Thaddeus They They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth." Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake. Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.- X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. -SHANE- Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington- to grow up remembering th My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!! Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales |
Alhanna
User ID: 20329155 United States 02/19/2021 10:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I pity the dude who fucks with my daughter I've taught her many ways to think about defense Groin shots were definitly part of that LOL ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ They must tell us what they do Even if we understand not the message |
Nawt Mah Presdint A.C.Denizen
User ID: 79546140 United States 02/19/2021 10:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Always restomp that groin." double tap Blab gobble doodle blurb! You disgusting Cretin! ~ Shit Puppet BrandAn is Nawt Mah Presdint -F J B Death to Ayatollah Ali Khamenei - Death to Iran Death to Kim Jong-un - Death to Democratic People's Republic of Best Korea Death to Xi Jinping - Death to People's Republic of China |
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User ID: 73724632 United States 02/20/2021 12:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As the only girl in my family my brothers always taught me if I was ever in trouble to “kick them in the balls and run like a bitch”. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79785144 My mother worked as a waitress around sailors in WW2 and she always told me the same thing. Kick em in the balls and run like hell. |
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