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101 Ways to attack the groin - GLP self-defense class beings!

 
Dollar Bill Wick

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Wasn't this a Disney cartoon back in the 1960's or 70's?
Cruella Deville etc?
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THESE TECHNIQUES ARE OBSOLETE. THE FASTEST AND MOST EFFICIENT WAY TO ATTACK THE GROIN IS TO GIVE IT FOOD.

FOOD WEAKENS THE GROIN.

FOOD CAUSES INJURY AND SEVERE PAIN TO THE GROIN.

FOOD IS EVIL.

FOOD CAUSED HUMANS TO SIN IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN.

FOOD IS BAD.
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No as a GLPer you must work on your groin defenses... let this guide your way!


 Quoting: YouAreDreaming


Yep. Or this exercise, right here.

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102 Marry the dick who owns it and 6 months later . . . it's riches are all yours.
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Just attend Rex kwan do dojo

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02/19/2021 07:59 PM
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I only go for the nuts in life/death situations.
A curved umbrella handle does wondrous things to a nut sack.

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No bromo dude...
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THESE TECHNIQUES ARE OBSOLETE. THE FASTEST AND MOST EFFICIENT WAY TO ATTACK THE GROIN IS TO GIVE IT FOOD.

FOOD WEAKENS THE GROIN.

FOOD CAUSES INJURY AND SEVERE PAIN TO THE GROIN.

FOOD IS EVIL.

FOOD CAUSED HUMANS TO SIN IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN.

FOOD IS BAD.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79259391


No as a GLPer you must work on your groin defenses... let this guide your way!


 Quoting: YouAreDreaming


Yep. Or this exercise, right here.

 Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia


There was this vid on YT... Years ago now, so details a are fuzzy until the end.

Some super stupid teenage kid decided to try this. I'd guess about 17 years old.
Like dragging a heavy object with a cord tied around his nuts.

So he ties it, and he's got a loin cloth thing on, and the other end is tied to some heavy thing i cannot recall.

So he takes a running head start, and suddenly he crumpled to the ground, just as the cord went taut.
You see these 2 pink things tumble down his leg into the grass.
So he's on the ground screaming, and I swear his parents were watching this, so they both run over to him, and the vid cuts out.

I've looked for it since. Removed.
But this stupid 17 year old kid is now a eunuch for life, because he tried to mimic these guys that do this training for years under supervision.

No sex, no kids. Eunuch... for life, for a stupid parlor trick that does no one any good in real life .
No bromo dude...
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No need for unnecessary barbarity.

https://imgur.com/HSCkH


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THESE TECHNIQUES ARE OBSOLETE. THE FASTEST AND MOST EFFICIENT WAY TO ATTACK THE GROIN IS TO GIVE IT FOOD.

FOOD WEAKENS THE GROIN.

FOOD CAUSES INJURY AND SEVERE PAIN TO THE GROIN.

FOOD IS EVIL.

FOOD CAUSED HUMANS TO SIN IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN.

FOOD IS BAD.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79259391


No as a GLPer you must work on your groin defenses... let this guide your way!


 Quoting: YouAreDreaming


Yep. Or this exercise, right here.

 Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia


There was this vid on YT... Years ago now, so details a are fuzzy until the end.

Some super stupid teenage kid decided to try this. I'd guess about 17 years old.
Like dragging a heavy object with a cord tied around his nuts.

So he ties it, and he's got a loin cloth thing on, and the other end is tied to some heavy thing i cannot recall.

So he takes a running head start, and suddenly he crumpled to the ground, just as the cord went taut.
You see these 2 pink things tumble down his leg into the grass.
So he's on the ground screaming, and I swear his parents were watching this, so they both run over to him, and the vid cuts out.

I've looked for it since. Removed.
But this stupid 17 year old kid is now a eunuch for life, because he tried to mimic these guys that do this training for years under supervision.

No sex, no kids. Eunuch... for life, for a stupid parlor trick that does no one any good in real life .
 Quoting: BuckyBalls


Ah, just one of many entries into the Darwin Award Book, eh?
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You get 5 stars for the music alone. I can't tell you how many kung fu movies I've watched that just crack me up!
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i read a book once called 21 ways to kill silently and they explained how to use a pencil and section of newpaper.... very JOHN WICK BOBAYAGA!!!!
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I pity the dude who fucks with my daughter
I've taught her many ways to think about defense
Groin shots were definitly part of that
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"Always restomp that groin."

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Your survival may depend on knowing at least 95 of these techniques.


 Quoting: YouAreDreaming


Gay.
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Ugh I hate this time we’re living in. I could make a joke, but it will not be well received right now. No fun :(
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you only need to know 1.

Slap
grab
twist
pull
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That's four though?!?!?!?
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Don’t forget rocket-propelled grenades.

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Ugh I hate this time we’re living in. I could make a joke, but it will not be well received right now. No fun :(
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I want to hear it!!!!!!
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Your survival may depend on knowing at least 95 of these techniques.


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now thats funny
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Pretty low on my list of opens

Prolly more of a finishing move, if at all

Now a stomp to the knee...that’s comedy!
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Kick em right in the groanads!
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I think Kamala Harris know 102 ways to attack the groin.
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As the only girl in my family my brothers always taught me if I was ever in trouble to “kick them in the balls and run like a bitch”.
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My mother worked as a waitress around sailors in WW2 and she always told me the same thing. Kick em in the balls and run like hell.
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only senario i kick you in the groin is if youre trying to kick me in the head
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First, I kick you in the balls as hard as I can. Then you kick me in the balls as hard as you can. The last one standing wins.
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It was LJS that taught me it only takes about seven pounds force to break their pelvis directly above the groin, incapacitating them.
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You needed a bitch to tell you how to defend yourself?
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First, I kick you in the balls as hard as I can. Then you kick me in the balls as hard as you can. The last one standing wins.
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