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101 Ways to attack the groin - GLP self-defense class beings!

 
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101 Ways to attack the groin - GLP self-defense class beings!
Your survival may depend on knowing at least 95 of these techniques.

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you only need to know 1.

Slap
grab
twist
pull
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Just attend Rex kwan do dojo

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Dude!!!! I'm crying here!!!

Balls of steel!
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The ow my balls thread.
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Dude!!!! I'm crying here!!!

Balls of steel!
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We need a good Friday laugh... my balls are crying A1 steak sauce tears!
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Ha!!! My first thought when I read the post.....
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I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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As a GLP Self-Defense Being

I whole heartedly endorse this post.

5 Stars!
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As a GLP Self-Defense Being

I whole heartedly endorse this post.

5 Stars!
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But all serious, in a life/death situation, I wouldn't think twice to gauge eyes, hit balls or bite.
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xxxcite
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Your survival may depend on knowing at least 95 of these techniques.


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THESE TECHNIQUES ARE OBSOLETE. THE FASTEST AND MOST EFFICIENT WAY TO ATTACK THE GROIN IS TO GIVE IT FOOD.

FOOD WEAKENS THE GROIN.

FOOD CAUSES INJURY AND SEVERE PAIN TO THE GROIN.

FOOD IS EVIL.

FOOD CAUSED HUMANS TO SIN IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN.

FOOD IS BAD.
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THESE TECHNIQUES ARE OBSOLETE. THE FASTEST AND MOST EFFICIENT WAY TO ATTACK THE GROIN IS TO GIVE IT FOOD.

FOOD WEAKENS THE GROIN.

FOOD CAUSES INJURY AND SEVERE PAIN TO THE GROIN.

FOOD IS EVIL.

FOOD CAUSED HUMANS TO SIN IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN.

FOOD IS BAD.
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No as a GLPer you must work on your groin defenses... let this guide your way!

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Is cannonball on there? That ought to work too.
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Hire one of these women...
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Please don't let my cat see this. I am still bleeding pretty badly.
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As the only girl in my family my brothers always taught me if I was ever in trouble to “kick them in the balls and run like a bitch”.
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 Quoting: YouAreDreaming


WHY did I watch that?







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It was LJS that taught me it only takes about seven pounds force to break their pelvis directly above the groin, incapacitating them.
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this is hilarious.

groin attack?

the msm has been promoting this for decades now. Anyone that can actually fight will just get pissed off by a 'groin attack'.

yah, it hurts, and you'll get a sick feeling from it, but if you are fighting, it barely makes a difference. The movies that show the opposite are brainwashing the idiots .

only the weak minded betas curl up and fall down.

In a real fight, a guy can take a full force "punt the football" type kick to the groin and stay right in the fight. Pain doesn't stop a fight unless the fight is just drama bullshit. This only causes pain, and it's not even that bad.
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hf
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The plunger and the jumper cables were my favorites.
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Soak them in A-1 Steak Sauce and they will always be protected.
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Wearing a cup renders all of these attacks worthless.
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this is hilarious.

groin attack?

the msm has been promoting this for decades now. Anyone that can actually fight will just get pissed off by a 'groin attack'.

yah, it hurts, and you'll get a sick feeling from it, but if you are fighting, it barely makes a difference. The movies that show the opposite are brainwashing the idiots .

only the weak minded betas curl up and fall down.

In a real fight, a guy can take a full force "punt the football" type kick to the groin and stay right in the fight. Pain doesn't stop a fight unless the fight is just drama bullshit. This only causes pain, and it's not even that bad.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79992726


Hes right you know.

Most of these weenies have never thrown a punch-or taken one.

The groin kick is something you use on someone who hasnt become violent and wasnt expecting to become violent.

Theres a huge difference between a man who thinks hes going to do X,Y,Z without a fight being physical, and a man who has the fight or flight reflex going.

Almost every female on male beat down is a man that doesnt want to, didnt want to, and hadnt planned on a fight.
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this is hilarious.

groin attack?

the msm has been promoting this for decades now. Anyone that can actually fight will just get pissed off by a 'groin attack'.

yah, it hurts, and you'll get a sick feeling from it, but if you are fighting, it barely makes a difference. The movies that show the opposite are brainwashing the idiots .

only the weak minded betas curl up and fall down.

In a real fight, a guy can take a full force "punt the football" type kick to the groin and stay right in the fight. Pain doesn't stop a fight unless the fight is just drama bullshit. This only causes pain, and it's not even that bad.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79992726


Hes right you know.

Most of these weenies have never thrown a punch-or taken one.

The groin kick is something you use on someone who hasnt become violent and wasnt expecting to become violent.

Theres a huge difference between a man who thinks hes going to do X,Y,Z without a fight being physical, and a man who has the fight or flight reflex going.

Almost every female on male beat down is a man that doesnt want to, didnt want to, and hadnt planned on a fight.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80068613


Most people's experience of actually fighting is close to under 5%...they have no clue and most would piss their drawers if confronted if they couldn't shoot their way out of a scenario.
If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell.
“It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius
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A good shot to the throat or good ole fashion eye gouging will buy you s half second or two.





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