Bill gates Diary revealed | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78350080 Australia 02/17/2021 07:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dear diary I have been observing the vaccine advertisements on my television programs and am a bit worried about how realistic this is coming across. People don't seem to want these jabs as much as I had hoped. It's starting to endanger the concept that the pandemic is real. It has proven very difficult to manage some of these peasants online when they keep using things like youtube to express themselves. The amount of accounts that keep popping up even after carefully thought out algorithms is to be honest a bit exhausting. Now even new video sites about how I am connected to the vaccines is making me look bad. I tried to tell Zuckerberg that I want facebook to be more like windows in the old days, but he won't have a bar off it because he's too stressed out over the CEO of twitter having a meltdown over Trump. Every time I try to ring the CIA or other alphabet agencies it's like they don't even want to even talk to me anymore. They didn't even remember my birthday, and I did not get a cake like the previous years. If they don't listen to me or can't understand what I want, how am I going to manage things like google or appear like all these organisations are not our creation? If I cannot complete this agenda then my daddy in the sky will get very angry, I have to consider the possibility that silicon valley won't be enough against these peasants who seem to be getting too educated about everything that I can hardly convince them of the stupid shit they believed only years previously. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78350080 Australia 02/17/2021 07:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dear diary I've had a milkshake and a chocolate Easter egg that I found from last year in the laundry, and feel slightly better than yesterday because Texas is totally fucked at the moment, which will give me a better chance if they don't have access to their electricity. I did consider building them a new electricity grid years ago but they wouldn't go along with my agenda and I just thought fuck that, it's where Alex Jones lives. Harp the bastards with that weather control. The chemtrails were too slow anyway. Sometimes I get so pissed off that this New world order is taking so long, always something delays it. If it's not one group of critical thinkers it's another. I just want to get this non cash society sorted before the banks collapse on their own. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78350080 Australia 02/17/2021 08:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am so powerful you'll never guess what I did today. I have turned my bike into a full on artificial type of siri bot, that is just as intelligent as sophia after speaking to Elon Musk about what he owed me for getting into space X. Now lets see them try and mess up my chinese food when they have to deliver it through this baby. it's fully equipped with it's own armor and camouflage so it's just going to look like an ordinary bike. Maybe I can even teach it to give me new ideas and contact the cloud in the sky that controls my own soul. One thing that did piss me off is apple tried to make another clone of me without my permission and they gave me the most stupid hair cut. I've told them over and over none of my clones can have any bowl cuts. What the hell am I suppose to do with all these clones when I confiscate them anyway? They just build up with nothing to do. I don't need so many of myself and then they get bored. One of them tried to build this sanitation contraption for Africa for fuck sake. That's not what the Agenda is, I just can't abuse these clones like the rest of the population cause what if they turn on me. What if one of the bill gates out the back right now is plotting against me? If one of those bastards erases my memory I could end up not knowing that I am the original Bill gates. Maybe I should give them all something to do or give them back to apple. One wrong move often creates many more issues, I just don't want to risk more software that could empower these peasants more than it already has. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78350080 Australia 02/17/2021 08:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dear diary It's all under control the internet is fucked soon I have faith it will be. All I have to do is get the sun to do one of those fancy solar flares and it will pretty much disable everything, giving me enough time to regroup things. unless those stupid UFOs shield the earth again in which case I'll have to work on the EMP and other hacking devices. Either way I'm pretty sure I can regain control of the internet, it can't be that fucking hard, I built it for myself not others. It's just ridiculous how much they have used this against me now. I'm suppose to plug them into it, not have it as a tool against me. Lucky that the cloud in the sky tells me all this technical bullcrap cause there is no way I can understand how the internet actually functions. Why is it everytime I come up with an idea, and not just a good idea, like the best idea ever. They say it's not going to work and then I have to start again. They like to put these roadblocks in the way. You can't use atomic bombs, you can't do this or that. How the hell can I complete anything when none of my plans are ever seen as deserving. I wanted a virtual reality bank where you link people up to it, they said no. I wanted a school where you could link everyone up to the cloud in the sky and they still didn't do it. Why can't the peasants just say yes I submit, so I can get this over with. I'm sick of having no power. People think I have too much power but they have no idea what I'm trying to do. I can't put their soul into the cloud with just the ordinary monopoly money that they think is real. I have actual logistical problems that have nothing to so with debt or credit or other data. They need to stop fighting over all the peasants data and help me. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78350080 Australia 02/17/2021 09:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dear diary I had a terrifying experience with one of my clones last night when I woke up at 3am, this particular clone has always been a bit off, but he went right over the line this time. He came in with this machine thing and said we were going to another dimension. I said what the fuck are you talking and what dimension. And then he showed me this parallel universe where stan and netflix and all the other streaming shows had these strange updates where the peasants could interact with their entertainments, and one of the shows involved a timeloop where one of my peasants had taken control of the cloud. I yelled at him and said how is this helping me, if he has the same access to the cloud and is not even plugged in yet through my system. He just laughed and said, don't you want to be one of the peasants too? I was so furious that I just felt like I was going to disappear into the cloud with rage. Luckily he said that he was only joking and he took us back to the original dimension, but the point is, if he has that kind of power to do that to me, that is pretty concerning because I'm not in control at all. It has left me feeling depressed, and all I want to do now is watch some cat videos and try to chill out a bit. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78350080 Australia 02/17/2021 09:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |