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Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?

 
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Besides Jesus? Paul, because of his discourse on love.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80034604


Paul is right up there as least favorite.

A totally disagreeable human being.

Phony to the core
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Ol' Saul Paul, the halfwit, nitwit shit?
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
So many possible answers!

Mine is Noah, he believed God would flood the earth and worked so hard to build the Ark by certain specs.
He and his wife had raised sons who choose women good enough to be in that Ark.

AND [link to creationhistory.com]

snip// There is the matter of Genesis 2:5-6:

"…before any plant of the field was in the earth and before any herb of the field had grown. For the LORD God had not caused it to rain on the earth, and there was no man to till the ground; but a mist went up from the earth and watered the whole face of the ground."
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Enochs wife.
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She must of had over 100 years of Nubiledom.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
The Son of Satan. Hes in the bible. I bet you did't know that. He's a good protector of the physical world. Christ takes care of your spirit.
His name is in the book. I'll bet a beer or 2 or 3, that no one here knows that.
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The bad boy, himself. Motherfucka was gawd’s homie, numberone angel. Conned the main man, gawd himself. Now, that is a slick mothafucka
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Job. I can relate with him the most, he’s a good inspiration.
 Quoting: Dirk_Diggler


You mean when someone craps in your face you are supposed to smile and call it ice cream?

Is that the inspiration of which you speak?
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He had the patience to sample all 31 flavors.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
The Son of Satan. Hes in the bible. I bet you did't know that. He's a good protector of the physical world. Christ takes care of your spirit.
His name is in the book. I'll bet a beer or 2 or 3, that no one here knows that.
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The bad boy, himself. Motherfucka was gawd’s homie, numberone angel. Conned the main man, gawd himself. Now, that is a slick mothafucka
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Did he lead the pack riding a Harley with colors? huh?, huh?, see!
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
So many possible answers!

Mine is Noah, he believed God would flood the earth and worked so hard to build the Ark by certain specs.
He and his wife had raised sons who choose women good enough to be in that Ark.

AND [link to creationhistory.com]

snip// There is the matter of Genesis 2:5-6:

"…before any plant of the field was in the earth and before any herb of the field had grown. For the LORD God had not caused it to rain on the earth, and there was no man to till the ground; but a mist went up from the earth and watered the whole face of the ground."
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George Burns
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Enochs wife.
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Lot’s wife. Fucking bitch had a mind of her own and paid the price
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Isaiah
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Isaiah name is pretty powerful and peaceful, meanwhile Beelzebub's name scares me.
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No Job proves the power of faith. I think he was rewarded for his faith in the afterlife.

It raises the question why bad things happen to good people.

Can you still believe in God despite human suffering? I guess you can't.
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I believe in Jehovah absolutely; He is an Absolute Monster.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13188489


Just out of curiosity, was your own father an Absolute Monster?

If you are AI, the answer is yes.
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I may be artificial intelligence; but you are natural stupidity.

My Father was a Man of Honor; a designation few can claim nowadays.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13188489


Clever...

*yawn*

You're programmed how to feel and he's not honorable in the minds of others.
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Yeah; a deluded rationalist who was tortured out of his mind; but being a good slave; made sure not to implicate his torturer.

What a pathetic sycophant.
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No Job proves the power of faith. I think he was rewarded for his faith in the afterlife.

It raises the question why bad things happen to good people.

Can you still believe in God despite human suffering? I guess you can't.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77337151


I believe in Jehovah absolutely; He is an Absolute Monster.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13188489


But he still loves you no matter how much you hate him. I pray soon your heart be opened up to his goodness. You are really missing out.
 Quoting: FireBorn


Ain't he just the Annunaki space 'god with a little g' with the insecure mommy issues,
needing to be worshiped bad attitude, who prolly lurks on the lower Astral plane,
getting his ass kicked every morning by Lord Brahm and then takes it out on us?
THAT POSER, REPROBATE, BABY EATER? ..EVER SEE STAR TREK 5? Nuf said.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Zacchaeus, because he was a wee little man who climbed a sycamore tree just to see the Savior. I love the character of Matthew in the Chosen series. He is so OCD and quirky! Maybe I just have a thing for tax collectors.....

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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Plumbing architects.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Balaam's talking donkey. The donkey is the best example of how people are treated by so called religions. The small people understand and the so called ministers and shepherds are blind.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Outside of Jesus, I liked joseph,Daniel, Moses, and admired the three that almost cooked in the oven. I have always felt badly for antipas, who died terribly for his faith.
He died a hero.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Asherah - to fuck the bastard Yhwh gawd´s wife, a criminal who killed lots of humans
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
1. Jesus
2. Joseph who was betrayed by his brothers, thrown down a well, taken by Egyptians, in prison, interpreted dreams, avoided seduction of Potipher's wife, saved up food resources for the 7 year famine, and forgave his brothers and fed them when they came to Egypt begging for food.
3.Jonah, feared God's direction, but finally succumbed to the command and went to Ninevah to preach.
4.John, the Baptust, a man pure of heart.
5.John, the Apostle.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
The Church of Bob Dobbs in their college
parody books says all that he's got going is
"The Stark Fist of Removal", or hell, to wield
over us mere mortals until We, like Toto, pull
back the curtains and then its fucking high time
to get a real life, 'sparky!'

I AM THAT I AM A SOVEREIGN BEING AS SOUL.
ALL OTHER FAKE ASS GODS WIELD POWER FROM A
LOWER PLANE OF EXISTENCE THAN THE SOUL PLANE.

ORIGINAL SIN?? GIVE ME A FUCKIN' BRAKE BREAK!
HE IS OUR ELDER BROTHER, HERE TO SHOW THE WAY.
WORSHIP HIM? NO,NO,NO! HE CAN'T STAND THAT SHIT!

NONE OF THEM CAN. STOP WITH ALL THE GODLESS GROVELING.
"YE ARE ALL GODS WHO WILL ACHIEVE GREATER WORKS THAN ME!",
TO PARAPHRASE HIS WORDS. ALL SOULS EXIST AS PART OF A HIERARCHY
LIKE A PYRAMID WHICH IS CORRUPTED ON THE EARTH PLANE AS THE RULING
ELITE WITH THE VATICAN ON TOP.CAN'T YOU SEE! WAKEY FUCK UP, HOARY SHIT!


Everyone around The Levant area believed in reincarnation, hardly ever mentioned as it
was a Given! mentioned a few times like "Is he Elijah, of old? and the man born blind at birth
"Jeshua, was the sin of his parents or him?(as in past life, duhh!) Which was removed 322 AD?
at the Council of Nicea in Constantinople because people would just say "Fuck it! with your tithe
shit! I'll just come back in the next life for a fresh start, you Fart! and ditto that with your original
sin crap! Just another money ploy The closest thing to a real God is prime Creator or Source who
doesn't even have a body per say so DON'T GO THERE!

But then again, I could be wrong! Hey its pineapple time, AGAIN!
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
David and the woman he loved.

David was beloved of God as a youth.

yes he had Uriah murdered, but he did not need to leave Bathsheba, the wife of the man he had murdered.

they were not forbidden to each other.

David had great musical skills, battle skills, and loved deeply.


and he wrote so many of the Psalms....
 Quoting: beeches


You have got to be kidding. He lay with another man's wife, set the husband up to be killed, had tons of forced concubines. I did not like David. I never did and never will understand why God favored men who were despicable and David was despicable as were many of the people favored by God.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
The Devil.

Because from what I can see, he always wins.
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nope, you know the story of Job? when the devil wished to test him, and spoke with God about it, did you notice he had to ask God for permission to do it?? And God granted it, knowing the devil would not win over Job!!
 Quoting: savcash


Your god; according to some book written, edited, and translated by men, killed humans willy-nilly but for some reason couldn't kill the chief evil spirit. Wouldn't that make your devil as, if not more, powerful than your god?
Warning: JustSomeGuy_42 is a publicly confessed unvaxxed neophiliac .

If the number 666 is considered evil.
then technically, 25.8069758 is the root
of all evil.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Noah- because he took all of the animals. Simple answer, but true.
 Quoting: Etta


I hope you do realize thought he took on 7 pair of the clean animals, mostly for food, and only one pair of the unclean. Yes, he was a man of God who followed Him, but was far from an animal lover. He fed goats to lions, etc. And, he got so drunk, he was exposed or exposed himself to his son.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Abraham because he took his wife, kids extended family and said we're out of here. He left his homeland with it's religious beliefs he didn't believe in and went into the wilderness. He created a new religion, a new nation.
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I realize part of his actions were under the command of God, but he prostituted his wife on at least two occasions to save his hide, he forcibly under the direction of his wife, took Tamar, a msidservant to impregnant her and then banished her and his son from the enclave when Sarah started demanded it. I don't think highly of him.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Wow, I am amazed at how many people put David on the list, he was for all intents and purposes an adulterer, murderder, liar, had ton if concubines. So, he wrote some beautiful Psalms, actions speak louder than words.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
God is my favorite...still
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This is the Seal upon the Ring that is on the Forefinger of IT: and it is the Seal upon the Tombs of them whom She hath slain.

Here is Wisdom. Let Him that hath Understanding count the Number of Our Lady; for it is the Number of a Woman; and Her Number is A Hundred and Fifty and Six.
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Glory unto the Scarlet Woman, Babalon the Mother of Abominations, that rideth upon the Beast, for she hath spilt their blood in every corner of the earth and lo! she hath mingled it in the cup of her whoredom.
___12th Aethyr
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Sometimes their names will just pop into my head lol. It's a fun trio to name outloud, it just rolls off the tongue
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There is a song with them in it I will find later you both might enjoy
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Is this it?

[link to youtu.be (secure)]


thanks!
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This would be it

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so funny, much better!!
Silence in the face of evil is itself evil; God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.
-Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
I love em all but Judas was my favourite, without him...




























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