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Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?

 
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Job
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Yeah; a deluded rationalist who was tortured out of his mind; but being a good slave; made sure not to implicate his torturer.

What a pathetic sycophant.
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No Job proves the power of faith. I think he was rewarded for his faith in the afterlife.

It raises the question why bad things happen to good people.

Can you still believe in God despite human suffering? I guess you can't.
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I believe in Jehovah absolutely; He is an Absolute Monster.
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God and Christ obviously. Human? Ive always felt an affinity to Peter. He he was like a big puppy.he loved Jesus,but was ruled by inner fear. I find his relationship to Christ to be so encouraging.
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Lolz; "I will follow you to the ends of the earth".

Ten minutes later, "Never heard of the guy"

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Job
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77337151


Yeah; a deluded rationalist who was tortured out of his mind; but being a good slave; made sure not to implicate his torturer.

What a pathetic sycophant.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13188489


No Job proves the power of faith. I think he was rewarded for his faith in the afterlife.

It raises the question why bad things happen to good people.

Can you still believe in God despite human suffering? I guess you can't.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77337151


I believe in Jehovah absolutely; He is an Absolute Monster.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13188489


But he still loves you no matter how much you hate him. I pray soon your heart be opened up to his goodness. You are really missing out.
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Job
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Yeah; a deluded rationalist who was tortured out of his mind; but being a good slave; made sure not to implicate his torturer.

What a pathetic sycophant.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13188489


No Job proves the power of faith. I think he was rewarded for his faith in the afterlife.

It raises the question why bad things happen to good people.

Can you still believe in God despite human suffering? I guess you can't.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77337151


I believe in Jehovah absolutely; He is an Absolute Monster.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13188489


Just out of curiosity, was your own father an Absolute Monster?

If you are AI, the answer is yes.
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Jesus, of course! you nimrod......
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Nimrod was a Great Man who tried to free the people from their slavery under Jehovah and protect them from another Flood by building a tower for safety.

His name means to rebel; as being a slave was not a condition he found agreeable.

If only everyone had his guts.


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Yeah; a deluded rationalist who was tortured out of his mind; but being a good slave; made sure not to implicate his torturer.

What a pathetic sycophant.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13188489


No Job proves the power of faith. I think he was rewarded for his faith in the afterlife.

It raises the question why bad things happen to good people.

Can you still believe in God despite human suffering? I guess you can't.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77337151


I believe in Jehovah absolutely; He is an Absolute Monster.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13188489


But he still loves you no matter how much you hate him. I pray soon your heart be opened up to his goodness. You are really missing out.
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There is nothing good about an entity with a rap sheet that includes 14 billion murders; and this does not even include his pre-Eden atrocities.

So do not make me laugh with your deluded evaluation.
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Yeah; a deluded rationalist who was tortured out of his mind; but being a good slave; made sure not to implicate his torturer.

What a pathetic sycophant.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13188489


No Job proves the power of faith. I think he was rewarded for his faith in the afterlife.

It raises the question why bad things happen to good people.

Can you still believe in God despite human suffering? I guess you can't.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77337151


I believe in Jehovah absolutely; He is an Absolute Monster.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13188489


But he still loves you no matter how much you hate him. I pray soon your heart be opened up to his goodness. You are really missing out.
 Quoting: FireBorn


There is nothing good about an entity with a rap sheet that includes 14 billion murders; and this does not even include his pre-Eden atrocities.

So do not make me laugh with your deluded evaluation.
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Yeah; a deluded rationalist who was tortured out of his mind; but being a good slave; made sure not to implicate his torturer.

What a pathetic sycophant.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13188489


No Job proves the power of faith. I think he was rewarded for his faith in the afterlife.

It raises the question why bad things happen to good people.

Can you still believe in God despite human suffering? I guess you can't.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77337151


I believe in Jehovah absolutely; He is an Absolute Monster.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13188489


Just out of curiosity, was your own father an Absolute Monster?

If you are AI, the answer is yes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77337151


I may be artificial intelligence; but you are natural stupidity.

My Father was a Man of Honor; a designation few can claim nowadays.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Abel...
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The first cow butcher.

Cain's crime?

He was into agriculture; and bloodthirsty Jehovah did not approve of the choice of careers.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
So many possible answers!

Mine is Noah, he believed God would flood the earth and worked so hard to build the Ark by certain specs.
He and his wife had raised sons who choose women good enough to be in that Ark.

AND [link to creationhistory.com]

snip// There is the matter of Genesis 2:5-6:

"…before any plant of the field was in the earth and before any herb of the field had grown. For the LORD God had not caused it to rain on the earth, and there was no man to till the ground; but a mist went up from the earth and watered the whole face of the ground."
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The ass that God used to speak to Balum, it reminds me that God uses asses to accomplish his purposes when no one else steps up.
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So many possible answers!

Mine is Noah, he believed God would flood the earth and worked so hard to build the Ark by certain specs.
He and his wife had raised sons who choose women good enough to be in that Ark.

AND [link to creationhistory.com]

snip// There is the matter of Genesis 2:5-6:

"…before any plant of the field was in the earth and before any herb of the field had grown. For the LORD God had not caused it to rain on the earth, and there was no man to till the ground; but a mist went up from the earth and watered the whole face of the ground."
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The flood was a physical event and physical events have physical causes.

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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
So many possible answers!

Mine is Noah, he believed God would flood the earth and worked so hard to build the Ark by certain specs.
He and his wife had raised sons who choose women good enough to be in that Ark.

AND [link to creationhistory.com]

snip// There is the matter of Genesis 2:5-6:

"…before any plant of the field was in the earth and before any herb of the field had grown. For the LORD God had not caused it to rain on the earth, and there was no man to till the ground; but a mist went up from the earth and watered the whole face of the ground."
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The ass that God used to speak to Balum, it reminds me that God uses asses to accomplish his purposes when no one else steps up.
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The son Ham was the father of Cush and the grandfather of Nimrod; all three men hated God's guts.

It is amazing how little Christians know about their own religion.
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Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?


I assume you mean aside from Jesus...


My choice would be King Jehu.


2KI 10:18 And Jehu gathered all the people together, and said unto them, Ahab served Baal a little; but Jehu shall serve him much.


2KI 10:19 Now therefore call unto me all the prophets of Baal, all his servants, and all his priests; let none be wanting: for I have a great sacrifice to do to Baal; whosoever shall be wanting, he shall not live. But Jehu did it in subtilty, to the intent that he might destroy the worshippers of Baal.


2KI 10:20 And Jehu said, Proclaim a solemn assembly for Baal. And they proclaimed it.


2KI 10:21 And Jehu sent through all Israel: and all the worshippers of Baal came, so that there was not a man left that came not. And they came into the house of Baal; and the house of Baal was full from one end to another.


2KI 10:22 And he said unto him that was over the vestry, Bring forth vestments for all the worshippers of Baal. And he brought them forth vestments.


2KI 10:23 And Jehu went, and Jehonadab the son of Rechab, into the house of Baal, and said unto the worshippers of Baal, Search, and look that there be here with you none of the servants of the LORD, but the worshippers of Baal only.


2KI 10:24 And when they went in to offer sacrifices and burnt offerings, Jehu appointed fourscore men without, and said, If any of the men whom I have brought into your hands escape, he that letteth him go, his life shall be for the life of him.


2KI 10:25 And it came to pass, as soon as he had made an end of offering the burnt offering, that Jehu said to the guard and to the captains, Go in, and slay them; let none come forth. And they smote them with the edge of the sword; and the guard and the captains cast them out, and went to the city of the house of Baal.


2KI 10:26 And they brought forth the images out of the house of Baal, and burned them.


2KI 10:27 And they brake down the image of Baal, and brake down the house of Baal, and made it a draught house [a latrine] unto this day.


2KI 10:28 Thus Jehu destroyed Baal out of Israel.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Jacob for his patience

Noah for his faith
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Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?


I assume you mean aside from Jesus...


My choice would be King Jehu.


2KI 10:18 And Jehu gathered all the people together, and said unto them, Ahab served Baal a little; but Jehu shall serve him much.


2KI 10:19 Now therefore call unto me all the prophets of Baal, all his servants, and all his priests; let none be wanting: for I have a great sacrifice to do to Baal; whosoever shall be wanting, he shall not live. But Jehu did it in subtilty, to the intent that he might destroy the worshippers of Baal.


2KI 10:20 And Jehu said, Proclaim a solemn assembly for Baal. And they proclaimed it.


2KI 10:21 And Jehu sent through all Israel: and all the worshippers of Baal came, so that there was not a man left that came not. And they came into the house of Baal; and the house of Baal was full from one end to another.


2KI 10:22 And he said unto him that was over the vestry, Bring forth vestments for all the worshippers of Baal. And he brought them forth vestments.


2KI 10:23 And Jehu went, and Jehonadab the son of Rechab, into the house of Baal, and said unto the worshippers of Baal, Search, and look that there be here with you none of the servants of the LORD, but the worshippers of Baal only.


2KI 10:24 And when they went in to offer sacrifices and burnt offerings, Jehu appointed fourscore men without, and said, If any of the men whom I have brought into your hands escape, he that letteth him go, his life shall be for the life of him.


2KI 10:25 And it came to pass, as soon as he had made an end of offering the burnt offering, that Jehu said to the guard and to the captains, Go in, and slay them; let none come forth. And they smote them with the edge of the sword; and the guard and the captains cast them out, and went to the city of the house of Baal.


2KI 10:26 And they brought forth the images out of the house of Baal, and burned them.


2KI 10:27 And they brake down the image of Baal, and brake down the house of Baal, and made it a draught house [a latrine] unto this day.


2KI 10:28 Thus Jehu destroyed Baal out of Israel.
 Quoting: Icebear


Behold; the sickness of the Judeo-Christian mind!

Admiration for a mass murderer; because he did it for "god" (lolz).

The Collective Mind is so profoundly sick and diseased; it is going to take Me at least three generations (60 to 80 years) to deprogram America.

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the biblical God

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The Son of Satan. Hes in the bible. I bet you did't know that. He's a good protector of the physical world. Christ takes care of your spirit.
His name is in the book. I'll bet a beer or 2 or 3, that no one here knows that.
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the bulter
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Esther... wise, loyal, badass, brave, 100% woman
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Cool thread. hf
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The Son of Satan. Hes in the bible. I bet you did't know that. He's a good protector of the physical world. Christ takes care of your spirit.
His name is in the book. I'll bet a beer or 2 or 3, that no one here knows that.
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Yaldabaoth is the original name of Satan. Lord Sabaoth of the bible is his son. Sabaoth repented and is now the King of the Seventh Heaven. Christ has never caused any harm and He is not a warrior.
If you need a warrior protector on earth, Lord Sabaoth is probably the best pick.



From the Apocryphon of John
YALDABAOTH’S WORLD ORDER

Yaldabaoth is the first ruler, who took great power from his mother. Then he left her and moved away from the place where he was born. He took control and created for himself other realms with luminous fire, which still exists. He mated with the mindlessness in him and produced authorities for himself:

The name of the first is Athoth, whom generations call the reaper.
The second is Harmas, who is the jealous eye.
The third is Kalila-Oumbri.
The fourth is Yabel.
The fifth is Adonaios, who is called Sabaoth.
The sixth is Cain, whom generations of people call the sun.
The seventh is Abel.
The eighth is Abrisene.
The ninth is Yobel. The tenth is Armoupieel.
The eleventh is Melcheir-Adonein.
The twelfth is Belias, who is over the depth of the underworld.
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Was Jesus anarchist?

(in the proper sense of the word)

wtf
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President Donald Trump, directly mentioned 105 times in the King James Bible.
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Lord Sabaoth could probably smack the beard off Mohammed and throw him around like a rag doll.
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Peter Pan. I love how he was able lead the Israelites out of Neverland.
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Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego. I know it’s 3 people, but they shared the same exact situation so it would be a bit weird to just pick one.
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Sometimes their names will just pop into my head lol. It's a fun trio to name outloud, it just rolls off the tongue
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There is a song with them in it I will find later you both might enjoy
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Is this it?

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thanks!
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This would be it

Isaiah 5:20 KJV
Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
So many possible answers!

Mine is Noah, he believed God would flood the earth and worked so hard to build the Ark by certain specs.
He and his wife had raised sons who choose women good enough to be in that Ark.

AND [link to creationhistory.com]

snip// There is the matter of Genesis 2:5-6:

"…before any plant of the field was in the earth and before any herb of the field had grown. For the LORD God had not caused it to rain on the earth, and there was no man to till the ground; but a mist went up from the earth and watered the whole face of the ground."
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yourere
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Joan

'cos he was a doomer
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Esther... wise, loyal, badass, brave, 100% woman
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Enochs wife.





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