Super Bowl 55 predictions

Tampa wins because it's PIRATES over CHIEFS. Symbolism for beginning of America. The former patriot turned pirate will win then a Florida "natural disaster" will commence. Mark my words.

Prediction: Nobody will see the end of the game.

The SB will be interrupted by a looping EAS message stating most of congress has been arrested and the military is now in control.

Think that will catch some attention?

are they still putting the names of dead black people on their helmets?

I stopped watching when that showed up

Have the Air Force ever flew bombers for Super Bowl flyover?

nothing but guys running back and forth in front of a mass of gagged tards.

hundreds of millions paid out to idiots accomplishing nothing.

fake smiles on people with worthless lives trying to justify their existence.

that's all. no doom, just the stench of a stagnating world.

lay off the the hopium, you are going clinically insane. I am not joking.

Greenland?

My prediction is that I won’t watch because I don’t give the teeniest rat fuck about the NFL or the players or the advertisers or the owners or the loyal fans.

I don’t even know who is playing and I don’t care.

FUCK THE NFL.

FUCK PRO SPORTS.

FUCK ESPN.

I'm not going to watch but I just set $10 on fire that KC will get shut out @+50000 odds and put $370 bucks that TB wins.

Will TB convert their first 3rd Down?
Yes (+140)

Will TB score a TD in the 1st Q?
YES (EV)

Will KC score a TD in the 1st Q?
YES (-110)

Will the game be tied at any point after 0-0?
YES (+105)

Will Patrick Mahomes throw a TD pass in the 3rd Q?
YES (+120)

Kansas City Total Points 1st Q
OVER 3.5 (-110)

KC Total Penalty Yards
UNDER 52.5 (-110)

Total Penalties
Under 11 (-110)

KC Total Punts
Under 3.5 (-110)

Antonio Brown Receiving Yards
Under 45 (-110)