Appalling penis injuries treated at hospital revealed - from mousetraps to coffee burns

Appalling penis injuries treated at hospital revealed - from mousetraps to coffee burns

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Mouse traps, wheelbarrows, flagpoles and even changing a tyre all feature on the list of reasons for nearly 3,000 men being admitted to hospital

If you can brave it, here's 49 of the worst injuries:

If you can brave it, here's 49 of the worst injuries:
dropped computer tablet while trying to get off toilet; lacerating penis
tried to make a mold of genitals with putty which is now stuck on skin
was sliding down a flag pole from the roof of his house cutting penis
testicular pain and swelling after wearing a bungee cord as a belt
playing baseball when accidentally struck own testicles swinging a bat
playing baseball, slid into base while striking his testicles
tied off his privates with string during sex
shaved genitals, applied dish soap to area afterward and suffered rash
spray painting, got paint on foreskin causing pain
was taking a shower and using a rough brush to clean his genitalia, suffered cuts
fell and keys in pocket lacerated genitals
was driving while holding a cup of coffee passed out, spilled his cup and scalded himself
laceration of testicle after hitting himself with a tyre iron while attempting to change a tyre
penis caught in metal spring mattress
riding mountain bike, hit a brick sustaining straddle injury from seat then falling down hill
someone stepped on a rake and its handle struck victim in the groin
spilled boiling hot peas on genitals
playing video game, twisted and injured testicle
testicle pain after sitting and playing video games for extended time
patients states top of two litre coke bottle was placed around penis while sleeping, the patient had been drinking and was unable to remove
sustained laceration to penis when he was trying to cut off a metal ring
swelling to genitals after using pump
was at a house riding a scooter naked when he fell forward getting scrotum caught on scooter
slipped in rain outside, ran into wall with injury to glans of penis
was at a fraternity party drinking alcohol, sat on a glass which broke cutting right scrotum
rash to his penis and irritation when patient puts his underwear on
scrotal pain since he was hit with a water balloon at the park
standing on a radiator, slipped off and caught penis on valve
in bed when rolled over on toothpick; laceration to penis
playing on sofa with cousin when cousin bit patient in scrotum
locked self out of the house so he climbed through a small window; caught his testicles
hallucinating there are snakes in scrotum so he rubber banded his testicles so they don’t escape; meth abuse
was break dancing on floor when belt buckle cut his penis
riding skateboard earlier today to show nephew technique, landed on skateboard when it was vertical; pain to testicles
was working on his car when the hood of the car slammed down on his genitals and ripped out his piercing
was shooting firecracker and it came back hitting left shaft of penis
groin pain after leg went through floor of trailer house
was walking with a golf club, club got stuck on sidewalk hitting patient in testicles
was kicked in scrotum while training in boxing
bitten on penis by black fire ant
cut penis on can opener
hit in groin with paint ball shot from 15 ft away; contusion to penis
was sitting on a couch when friend’s dog (small terrier mix) came up and bit his penis
playing tug-of-war with dog and the ball on rope hit right testicle
testicle pain for a week, worse after he goes skateboarding or when his dog stepped on his testicles
while performing at club, someone reached up and pulled on one of his penis rings, tearing skin
had been chopping hot peppers. Went to restroom and touched his penis. Used bleach to try to clean it
smashed genitals in between two wheelbarrows
fell off toilet, fell onto a mouse trap, trap closed on privates