Anyone Else Received Their Stimulus EIP card?

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"

My first stimulus came on check.
The $600x2 married came last week, also a paper check.

Last thing I want to do is give them my bank account numbers.

I already filled my taxes yesterday and that will come as a paper check too.

Excellent, Thank you! I had gone to irs.gov to read up and couldn't find anything pertinent.

I want the trifecta... Check, Pre-Paid Card and Direct Deposit.

$1800! Ka Ching!

I work, thank God.

If I get a 'freebie' cool.

If not, oh well...


I hope you get what you need though.

Go to your bank and get a Cash Advance on the card.

Then deposit the cash into your account.

My credit union actually helped inform me on how to use the card to do this.

Ya, and then some are dumb enough to not take it out in cash and put it in banks as well? SHockingly stupid. How much did the bank take? Morans, morans everywhere.

If you got a stimulus card DO NOT USE IT

Activate it and go straight to your Credit Union (because you're smart enough to not use a bank right?)

Immediately pull that stimulated $ straight off the card and put it in your account

Otherwise the gubmint gonna track every penny you spend with that card

Unless you're 'into' that sort of thing

Draw it out in cash. At once.