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COVID-19 Tests with ANAL swabs maybe soon on the way

 
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Beijing reported a 9-year-old boy tested positive for COVID-19 last week, and his school conducted a variety of tests including serum antibody tests, nasal, throat, and even anal swabs for all its staff and students, prompting many to wonder if anal swabs could be more accurate in detecting the virus than other measures. (cont.)
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NO Thanks, I'll pass.
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Read about this a while back....they want to get the kids use to this crap?

My kid doesn't even leave my side.
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This is becoming mockery. Soon they’ll want us to stick dildos up our asses to stop the spread. Fauci will say it’s imperative that we plug our assholes with a dildo or buttplug and that it’s common sense. Lube will be the new hand sanitizer.
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Anal probing alien11
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s226Beijing Joe will get to smell and lick the best ones
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Re: COVID-19 Tests with ANAL swabs maybe soon on the way
Reminds me of the South Park episode with the IT bike.

At the end its going to be like. We could have just done a simple blood test and told you in 5 minutes. Like, why the hell didn't you do this sooner.



Then it again it maybe all part of their plan. pigchef

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This is becoming mockery. Soon they’ll want us to stick dildos up our asses to stop the spread. Fauci will say it’s imperative that we plug our assholes with a dildo or buttplug and that it’s common sense. Lube will be the new hand sanitizer.
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Thats hot. Tell me more of the future and what you will be forced to do!

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Fauci will say it’s imperative that we plug our assholes with a dildo or buttplug and that it’s common sense. Lube will be the new hand sanitizer.
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Why not two, it's common sense?
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This is becoming mockery. Soon they’ll want us to stick dildos up our asses to stop the spread. Fauci will say it’s imperative that we plug our assholes with a dildo or buttplug and that it’s common sense. Lube will be the new hand sanitizer.
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Sort of want
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liberals all over the world will line up to take the test 3 times a day.

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Re: COVID-19 Tests with ANAL swabs maybe soon on the way
Beijing reported a 9-year-old boy tested positive for COVID-19 last week, and his school conducted a variety of tests including serum antibody tests, nasal, throat, and even anal swabs for all its staff and students, prompting many to wonder if anal swabs could be more accurate in detecting the virus than other measures. (cont.)
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Anal swabs have been known to be more effective at detecting all cases since at least March 2020 (a publication from Hong Kong University widely reported by then). Anyone that has done a proper research of all the published research should know this.

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This is becoming mockery. Soon they’ll want us to stick dildos up our asses to stop the spread. Fauci will say it’s imperative that we plug our assholes with a dildo or buttplug and that it’s common sense. Lube will be the new hand sanitizer.
 Quoting: My Foolish Daydream


Fauci says you need to double-dildo to be on the safe side.
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This is becoming mockery. Soon they’ll want us to stick dildos up our asses to stop the spread. Fauci will say it’s imperative that we plug our assholes with a dildo or buttplug and that it’s common sense. Lube will be the new hand sanitizer.
 Quoting: My Foolish Daydream


I'm picturing you doing that...fap
..fap..aaahhhh!
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This is becoming mockery. Soon they’ll want us to stick dildos up our asses to stop the spread. Fauci will say it’s imperative that we plug our assholes with a dildo or buttplug and that it’s common sense. Lube will be the new hand sanitizer.
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lol
You're always so witty and intelligent.
Are you single?
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Re: COVID-19 Tests with ANAL swabs maybe soon on the way
This is becoming mockery. Soon they’ll want us to stick dildos up our asses to stop the spread. Fauci will say it’s imperative that we plug our assholes with a dildo or buttplug and that it’s common sense. Lube will be the new hand sanitizer.
 Quoting: My Foolish Daydream


Thats hot. Tell me more of the future and what you will be forced to do!

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But slowly...oh yea.... ughhh....
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Re: COVID-19 Tests with ANAL swabs maybe soon on the way
This is becoming mockery. Soon they’ll want us to stick dildos up our asses to stop the spread. Fauci will say it’s imperative that we plug our assholes with a dildo or buttplug and that it’s common sense. Lube will be the new hand sanitizer.
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Thats hot. Tell me more of the future and what you will be forced to do!

jerkit
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Tie her up?
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SO SICK





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