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Software Engineers Looking for a Job

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/25/2021 06:38 PM
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Who posts for a job opening on a Conspiracy Forum? Would not want to work for someone as dumb as this.
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It's called innovation friend. It's what we do as software engineers.
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01/25/2021 06:39 PM

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Like seriously! Who the fuck tries to recruit devs on GLP?

The stupid burns sometimes.
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My motivation comes from the realization that:

1) GLP people have above-average intelligence and intuition as well as a great inquisitive spirit.
2) We need all of these traits in addition to the raw/boring ability to code...

Additionally many of the developers and interview candidates I come across are totally faking it in hopes of landing a visa of some sort. I think GLP people can do better.
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Seriously? Do you guys support H1B visa?
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01/25/2021 06:41 PM
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Like seriously! Who the fuck tries to recruit devs on GLP?

The stupid burns sometimes.
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My motivation comes from the realization that:

1) GLP people have above-average intelligence and intuition as well as a great inquisitive spirit.
2) We need all of these traits in addition to the raw/boring ability to code...

Additionally many of the developers and interview candidates I come across are totally faking it in hopes of landing a visa of some sort. I think GLP people can do better.
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Seriously? Do you guys support H1B visa?
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Hundreds... probably thousands. We need talent however we can get it, yes even from GLP.
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01/25/2021 06:42 PM

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I'm interested. 25 years coding experience. About 16 years professionaly. Currently employed, but hate the company.
Where should I send the resume?
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TheFeistyCadavar

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01/25/2021 06:42 PM
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Lol. I thought you were serious, but then you said python.

Any other languages? I've been developing for over 30 years. I know at least a dozen different languages but my current job has me in Perl, C, java, and JavaScript most of the time.

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01/25/2021 06:44 PM
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How do you even go about this without putting your contact information in GLP?

I like my current job, but double 99k? Sounds good to me.

Don’t know leetcode though. Sorry.
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01/25/2021 06:49 PM
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I use QT5
do i get any points?
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01/25/2021 06:50 PM
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Who posts for a job opening on a Conspiracy Forum? Would not want to work for someone as dumb as this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70443625


It's called innovation friend. It's what we do as software engineers.
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You are NOT an engineer.
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01/25/2021 06:55 PM
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I'm interested. 25 years coding experience. About 16 years professionaly. Currently employed, but hate the company.
Where should I send the resume?
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I will PM you soon.
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01/25/2021 06:57 PM
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Who posts for a job opening on a Conspiracy Forum? Would not want to work for someone as dumb as this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70443625


It's called innovation friend. It's what we do as software engineers.
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You are NOT an engineer.
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Why not? Not arguing just would like to know what your logic is when making that assertion.
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01/25/2021 06:58 PM
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me please, and thank you
Anonymous Coward
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01/25/2021 06:59 PM
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I am not the leet coder in any language but I’d refactor some open source shit and be finished 3x faster than your leet coder. chuckle
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01/25/2021 07:00 PM
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Hit me up, about 15 years Linux experience and a little bit of python and various other scripting skills over the years
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01/25/2021 07:01 PM
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Lol. I thought you were serious, but then you said python.

Any other languages? I've been developing for over 30 years. I know at least a dozen different languages but my current job has me in Perl, C, java, and JavaScript most of the time.
 Quoting: TheFeistyCadavar


Anything is possible. The deciding factor would be your familiarity with Linux systems... Have you worked with the kernel, service configurations, firewalls, VM's, images, bootloaders, partitions. Do you enjoy that kind of thing?
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Lol. I thought you were serious, but then you said python.

Any other languages? I've been developing for over 30 years. I know at least a dozen different languages but my current job has me in Perl, C, java, and JavaScript most of the time.
 Quoting: TheFeistyCadavar


Anything is possible. The deciding factor would be your familiarity with Linux systems... Have you worked with the kernel, service configurations, firewalls, VM's, images, bootloaders, partitions. Do you enjoy that kind of thing?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79387251


25 years in the business.
Someone that said something like this is ignorant at least and should be immediately disqualified as candidate.
People like this will rewrite your trading bot in C++ just for the sake of being l33t.
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Re: Software Engineers Looking for a Job
How do you even go about this without putting your contact information in GLP?

I like my current job, but double 99k? Sounds good to me.

Don’t know leetcode though. Sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79407989


By "leetcode", he probably just means that in the interview they'll ask you questions on obscure data structures until they find one that stumps you, and then ask you to write a checkers program in 30 minutes. The checkers program in 30 minutes part would normally be easy, so what the interviewers will do is have you implement it in parts that could probably be skipped, making it so you have to read their instructions and do each part exactly as requested... thus making it difficult to finish in the time limit. Stuff like that.
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01/25/2021 07:04 PM
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OK please stop calling programmers engineers because they are not - thanks!
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some of us are, in fact my degree was computer engineering specialty of EE
President-pro-ton Bill Wick

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01/25/2021 07:06 PM
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201202013

As you can see I'm fully qualified, sir. Send 42 BTC
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Very convincing!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79387251


He's a noob.
A monitor.
Luxury!
We had paper tape and we LIKED it!
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01/25/2021 07:08 PM
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Re: Software Engineers Looking for a Job
How do you even go about this without putting your contact information in GLP?

I like my current job, but double 99k? Sounds good to me.

Don’t know leetcode though. Sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79407989


By "leetcode", he probably just means that in the interview they'll ask you questions on obscure data structures until they find one that stumps you, and then ask you to write a checkers program in 30 minutes. The checkers program in 30 minutes part would normally be easy, so what the interviewers will do is have you implement it in parts that could probably be skipped, making it so you have to read their instructions and do each part exactly as requested... thus making it difficult to finish in the time limit. Stuff like that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79235101


I have been in those interviews, but no we don't play games like that. If you can think of a solution to a problem and write that solution in code, you should be alright.
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OK please stop calling programmers engineers because they are not - thanks!
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some of us are, in fact my degree was computer engineering specialty of EE
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A degree doesn’t make anyone an engineer. You are an engineer when you build stuff. Complex software required engineering skills just like building a House, a Skyscraper or a car.
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01/25/2021 07:08 PM
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OK please stop calling programmers engineers because they are not - thanks!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79348925


some of us are, in fact my degree was computer engineering specialty of EE
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72707019


Yeah, keyword is some. Most programmers aren't though, even though they call themselves that.
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01/25/2021 07:11 PM
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I know Linux and Python, but I'm more of an embedded engineer specializing in robotics. I don't know the deep details of an OS, no experience with kernals, but I'm sure I could pick it up quickly if I put in the effort.
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Not going to put the details here, but if you know Linux and python and have some experience let me know. My company is hiring.

You can work remotely (big plus!)

The interview will not be easy... Hope you can leetcode...

Salary will be more than you're getting paid right now, perhaps double.

It is a contract job. If you're interested in a full time job, that's a possibility too but not remotely for now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79387251


OP, if you're serious, you don't want to hire anyone who would self dox on a conspiracy forum after we've just been labeled domestic terrorists.
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win
I'd hire you now for that response.
Whatever you're making now, double it, cut it in half, then subtract half.
That's my final offer.
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TheFeistyCadavar

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01/25/2021 07:16 PM
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Lol. I thought you were serious, but then you said python.

Any other languages? I've been developing for over 30 years. I know at least a dozen different languages but my current job has me in Perl, C, java, and JavaScript most of the time.
 Quoting: TheFeistyCadavar


Anything is possible. The deciding factor would be your familiarity with Linux systems... Have you worked with the kernel, service configurations, firewalls, VM's, images, bootloaders, partitions. Do you enjoy that kind of thing?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79387251


Love it! I'm very familiar with most modern Linux/Unix variants and even some aged ones. In addition to applications, I've been automating, administrating, and monitoring Unix environments since 97. Currently I have 103 centos servers under my care ( 24x7 support ).
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01/25/2021 07:18 PM

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How do you even go about this without putting your contact information in GLP?

I like my current job, but double 99k? Sounds good to me.

Don’t know leetcode though. Sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79407989


By "leetcode", he probably just means that in the interview they'll ask you questions on obscure data structures until they find one that stumps you, and then ask you to write a checkers program in 30 minutes. The checkers program in 30 minutes part would normally be easy, so what the interviewers will do is have you implement it in parts that could probably be skipped, making it so you have to read their instructions and do each part exactly as requested... thus making it difficult to finish in the time limit. Stuff like that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79235101


I can interview someone and within 10 minutes know if they are any good or not.

I don't need you to write a single line of code. I just need to know how you think. The rest can be taught.
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currently working on a c# UWP application for windows IOT core running on RPI as offgrid control systems.

could do with some help with some really difficult to solve memory leaks.

anyone?
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01/25/2021 07:19 PM

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currently working on a c# UWP application for windows IOT core running on RPI as offgrid control systems.

could do with some help with some really difficult to solve memory leaks.

anyone?
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Hit me up
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01/25/2021 07:22 PM
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OP will I still be able to go on GLP for 80% of the work day?

That's my setup right now.

Get back to me.
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01/25/2021 07:37 PM
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OP will I still be able to go on GLP for 80% of the work day?

That's my setup right now.

Get back to me.
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that's got to be a given. We need to know when to bring the tomato plants in or if "it's happening"

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currently working on a c# UWP application for windows IOT core running on RPI as offgrid control systems.

could do with some help with some really difficult to solve memory leaks.

anyone?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72514299


Hit me up
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ill github it and quote you a link. thanks!





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