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Never Ending Wipe

 
Anonymous Coward
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01/25/2021 05:20 PM
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Never Ending Wipe
No matter how much I wipe I keep getting big streaks on the toilet paper. Does anyone have a cure for the Never Ending Wipe?
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01/25/2021 05:43 PM
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Re: Never Ending Wipe
Neil?
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01/25/2021 05:44 PM
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Diet.
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01/25/2021 05:44 PM
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Re: Never Ending Wipe
Yeah, stop eating 4 McRibs a day and eat some vegetables with every meal.
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01/25/2021 05:45 PM
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Re: Never Ending Wipe
The scientific term is crayon butt.

You need fiber.
Anonymous Coward
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01/25/2021 05:45 PM
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Re: Never Ending Wipe
Stop wiping, no more streaks. Simple!
Anonymous Coward
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01/25/2021 05:46 PM
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OP eats nothing but frozen pizza and tendies when not at McDonalds scarfing down McRibs.
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Re: Never Ending Wipe
you're prolly just turtle crowning, psh.
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01/25/2021 05:50 PM
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Re: Never Ending Wipe
Your sphincter is too lazy to make a clean break. Less anal sex may help..
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01/25/2021 05:50 PM
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Re: Never Ending Wipe
No matter how much I wipe I keep getting big streaks on the toilet paper. Does anyone have a cure for the Never Ending Wipe?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79903414


This is easy. Make sure you're done shitting before you wipe.

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01/25/2021 05:51 PM

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Re: Never Ending Wipe
The scientific term is crayon butt.

You need fiber.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49783049


maroonedLOL
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/25/2021 05:54 PM
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Re: Never Ending Wipe
...and now I'm having shit cramps in 5 minute intervals that feel like birthing pains.

No McRibs, I had pickle pigs feet,crab cakes and Pabst Blue Ribbon.





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