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4strikes
User ID: 78919292 United States 01/25/2021 03:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 77582138 United States 01/25/2021 03:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You cant be wrong...it could have been. Take the picture and then take the package. Jokes on him though - it was an ekg monitor that is cloud enabled. They have the serial number of it any anyone who uses it is busted. Still sucks though. From now on if I am getting a package, I am sitting on the porch with my shotgun. |
Nawt Mah Presdint A.C.Denizen
User ID: 79546140 United States 01/25/2021 04:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Porch pirates will follow delivery trucks and point locations and package description to second vehicle which is the snatch and grab. almost as lowlife as copper thieves Blab gobble doodle blurb! You disgusting Cretin! ~ Shit Puppet BrandAn is Nawt Mah Presdint -F J B Death to Ayatollah Ali Khamenei - Death to Iran Death to Kim Jong-un - Death to Democratic People's Republic of Best Korea Death to Xi Jinping - Death to People's Republic of China |
Plato II
User ID: 79430892 United States 01/25/2021 04:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP sorry that happened to you- i tell people not to send me anything for this reason. next time of you select local pickup amazon can send your gear to like, Rite-Aid or CVS and you need ID to pick it up. see if thats an option instead of shooting anyone ~Hic Manebimus Optime~ |
Malu4u
User ID: 77806635 United States 01/25/2021 04:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP sorry that happened to you- i tell people not to send me anything for this reason. Quoting: Plato II next time of you select local pickup amazon can send your gear to like, Rite-Aid or CVS and you need ID to pick it up. see if thats an option instead of shooting anyone I fail to see your logic when shooting is the obvious solution Time is up. 1776 or 1984 |
Plato II
User ID: 79430892 United States 01/25/2021 04:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP sorry that happened to you- i tell people not to send me anything for this reason. Quoting: Plato II next time of you select local pickup amazon can send your gear to like, Rite-Aid or CVS and you need ID to pick it up. see if thats an option instead of shooting anyone I fail to see your logic when shooting is the obvious solution because man... two wrongs do not make a right however, three rights make a left, just FYI. ~Hic Manebimus Optime~ |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74610556 United States 01/25/2021 04:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes I took the stuff and now I'm going to list everything that was in the box for everybody to hear this is what you bought off of Amazon You bought a 14 inch double sided dildo you bought two gallons of anal lube you bought four boxes of anal ease you also then had something to put in there called a digit vibrating Tucker whatever that is dude I dropped the s*** off in the freaking dumpster |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72497587 United States 01/25/2021 04:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Malu4u
User ID: 77806635 United States 01/25/2021 04:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP sorry that happened to you- i tell people not to send me anything for this reason. Quoting: Plato II next time of you select local pickup amazon can send your gear to like, Rite-Aid or CVS and you need ID to pick it up. see if thats an option instead of shooting anyone I fail to see your logic when shooting is the obvious solution because man... two wrongs do not make a right however, three rights make a left, just FYI. I could find compromise in remote detonated explosives inside each package as a fail safe. No touch package, no lose hands Time is up. 1776 or 1984 |
Butch DeFeo
User ID: 72951902 United States 01/25/2021 04:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You can buy a fake surveillance video camera, and fasten it in front of your house, so people think they are being videotaped. You'd have less porch pirates. Leave the battery out of those that have flashing LEDs. Real security cameras don't have flashing LEDs. Last Edited by Butch DeFeo on 01/25/2021 04:44 PM :DOCSRBAFFLED::redblueLED::DONTBEAPANDEMICS: Only you can stop the fake pandemic for yourself, no one will ever tell you the pandemic is over. It's time to WIN. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77059671 United States 01/25/2021 04:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Plato II
User ID: 79430892 United States 01/25/2021 04:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Plato II
User ID: 79430892 United States 01/25/2021 04:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | to guard my weed plants at work i used to have an old android smartphone mounted in a clear acrylic waterproof camping box, cost ten bucks. disguised as a flower pot with solar and battery backup plus a hardline power supply. audible alert trip wires, and motion sensing software. sent directly to the cloud, so i could monitor remotely and have 48 hr recall on any events. 50$ home surveillance.... yet another skill of the everyday MKULTRA asset. ~Hic Manebimus Optime~ |
JF Priest
User ID: 77453495 United States 01/25/2021 04:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Malu4u
User ID: 77806635 United States 01/25/2021 04:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | to guard my weed plants at work i used to have an old android smartphone mounted in a clear acrylic waterproof camping box, cost ten bucks. disguised as a flower pot with solar and battery backup plus a hardline power supply. audible alert trip wires, and motion sensing software. sent directly to the cloud, so i could monitor remotely and have 48 hr recall on any events. Quoting: Plato II 50$ home surveillance.... yet another skill of the everyday MKULTRA asset. Very nice. It would be cool if you go do a call to a speaker and talk to the person standing there Time is up. 1776 or 1984 |
Plato II
User ID: 79430892 United States 01/25/2021 05:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | to guard my weed plants at work i used to have an old android smartphone mounted in a clear acrylic waterproof camping box, cost ten bucks. disguised as a flower pot with solar and battery backup plus a hardline power supply. audible alert trip wires, and motion sensing software. sent directly to the cloud, so i could monitor remotely and have 48 hr recall on any events. Quoting: Plato II 50$ home surveillance.... yet another skill of the everyday MKULTRA asset. Very nice. It would be cool if you go do a call to a speaker and talk to the person standing there it actually is pretty funny. i never had any intrusions on the weed while i was away at work. point is, be over prepared. if you knew how dumb i am in real life, and yet i do shit like this, i know you'd be laughing even harder. its ridiculous the skills they embedded in me... FOR WHAT? idk but im a damn mac guyver, that project with the hidden camera system, took all of 2 hrs to design and build, i do that kind of stuff in autopilot, then the rest of the time, im just a tard. ~Hic Manebimus Optime~ |