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I shoulder bump the tough guys that don’t wear masks in stores

 
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Yeah right, you liberals are the biggest pussies on the planet.
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Re: I shoulder bump the tough guys that don’t wear masks in stores
Hey libtard - you lay a finger on me for no mask there will be a big bloody blob of shit laying on on the floor, and it won't be me!!
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Re: I shoulder bump the tough guys that don’t wear masks in stores
Lot of tough guys out there lol. So tough they don’t wear masks in places it’s mandatory.

It’s happened twice so far. Once a gas station once an airport.

In the gas station I saw the guy walk in no mask. Some tradesman. I acted like I was crossing his path and shouldered him pretty good. He bounced off like a fruitcake. I didn’t say anything just stared him down.

In the airport I saw this guy no mask. Bald. Thought he was some business man lol. I had a duffel bag and went up to him and pushed the duffle bag into his nut sack and asked if he was a tough guy. He didn’t know what hit him and did a fake smile and gently backed away. He put in his mask. Lol.

I love fucking with pussys lol
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OP i’ll bet you’ll take the vaccine as soon as it comes out to, you’ll probably lineup for extra shots. And if they come up with another one a week after even though they already say it doesn’t stop you from getting the virus, you’ll take as many as you can get, you probably suck on needles.

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Re: I shoulder bump the tough guys that don’t wear masks in stores
I've still never worn a mask even once, even if they say it's mandatory and noone says a thing to me, but I'm 6-3 200#.
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Re: I shoulder bump the tough guys that don’t wear masks in stores
I've still never worn a mask even once, even if they say it's mandatory and noone says a thing to me, but I'm 6-3 200#.
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do you live in a leftist shithole or a "blue state" area?
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Clearly the pussy is you

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Karma will catch up with you OP. You don't understand what you are creating for yourself, but in time you will.
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OP won't be going home someday.
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Re: I shoulder bump the tough guys that don’t wear masks in stores
You're cute.

Full of shit too.
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Re: I shoulder bump the tough guys that don’t wear masks in stores
Find a shoa

Lin monk and do it,pussy
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Re: I shoulder bump the tough guys that don’t wear masks in stores
Lot of tough guys out there lol. So tough they don’t wear masks in places it’s mandatory.

It’s happened twice so far. Once a gas station once an airport.

In the gas station I saw the guy walk in no mask. Some tradesman. I acted like I was crossing his path and shouldered him pretty good. He bounced off like a fruitcake. I didn’t say anything just stared him down.

In the airport I saw this guy no mask. Bald. Thought he was some business man lol. I had a duffel bag and went up to him and pushed the duffle bag into his nut sack and asked if he was a tough guy. He didn’t know what hit him and did a fake smile and gently backed away. He put in his mask. Lol.

I love fucking with pussys lol
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Did you cream your pants after both encounters with these men.
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Re: I shoulder bump the tough guys that don’t wear masks in stores
He'll die in a 'road rage' incident when someone follows him.

Plenty of assholes think it will never happen.
Until they run into a bigger asshole with less to lose.

Or more likely OP is full of shit and he just thinks about doing things like he said while he's out shopping with his mommy.
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Hey OP. Your Mom told me to tell you to quit fucking around on your tracfone and finish picking up the dog shit in the back yard like you were supposed to.

If its not done in the next hour, you are grounded again.

Get busy kid.
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Posting from a coffee shop not wearing a mask and breathing really hard. You mad OP?
as a black woman from montpelier, vermont, i gotta say... im doing just fine
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Re: I shoulder bump the tough guys that don’t wear masks in stores
Hahahahahahahahahaha for the fantasy
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Fantasy

I do NOT back down

I’m a small tiny old female person

Anyone says anything to me

I ask “Are you a doctor?”

They persist

“AREYOU MY DOCTOR?”

Persist

“Are you practicing medicine without a license?”

“I get dizzy and fall over with a mask on - I am more at risk from a head injury than this virus”

Please refrain
From PRACTICING MEDICINE IN PUBLIC !!’
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Re: I shoulder bump the tough guys that don’t wear masks in stores
I've still never worn a mask even once, even if they say it's mandatory and noone says a thing to me, but I'm 6-3 200#.
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I just say “sure thing” an move on without the mask. If a store clerk wants to pressure me on it, I’ll go spend my money elsewhere
as a black woman from montpelier, vermont, i gotta say... im doing just fine
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I've still never worn a mask even once, even if they say it's mandatory and noone says a thing to me, but I'm 6-3 200#.
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I just say “sure thing” an move on without the mask. If a store clerk wants to pressure me on it, I’ll go spend my money elsewhere
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Ha as a matter of fact at one store I had already poured coffee and gotten a few items. Cashier said it’s policy to wear a mask so I left all my shit on the counter fo them to clean up and bought my goods at the place across the street
as a black woman from montpelier, vermont, i gotta say... im doing just fine
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That's pretty funny $oy boy. I'm built like an NFL linebacker and if you did that to me your $oy ass would go flying
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Don’t wear a mask see what happens

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Re: I shoulder bump the tough guys that don’t wear masks in stores
You better cut that out before you bump into the wrong one “tough guy”
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Re: I shoulder bump the tough guys that don’t wear masks in stores
Lot of tough guys out there lol. So tough they don’t wear masks in places it’s mandatory.

It’s happened twice so far. Once a gas station once an airport.

In the gas station I saw the guy walk in no mask. Some tradesman. I acted like I was crossing his path and shouldered him pretty good. He bounced off like a fruitcake. I didn’t say anything just stared him down.

In the airport I saw this guy no mask. Bald. Thought he was some business man lol. I had a duffel bag and went up to him and pushed the duffle bag into his nut sack and asked if he was a tough guy. He didn’t know what hit him and did a fake smile and gently backed away. He put in his mask. Lol.

I love fucking with pussys lol
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Your busted jaw is inevitable.
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Re: I shoulder bump the tough guys that don’t wear masks in stores
Lot of tough guys out there lol. So tough they don’t wear masks in places it’s mandatory.

It’s happened twice so far. Once a gas station once an airport.

In the gas station I saw the guy walk in no mask. Some tradesman. I acted like I was crossing his path and shouldered him pretty good. He bounced off like a fruitcake. I didn’t say anything just stared him down.

In the airport I saw this guy no mask. Bald. Thought he was some business man lol. I had a duffel bag and went up to him and pushed the duffle bag into his nut sack and asked if he was a tough guy. He didn’t know what hit him and did a fake smile and gently backed away. He put in his mask. Lol.

I love fucking with pussys lol
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First of all, that's called assault. Sencond, you are admitting to it before and after the fact, which now makes it "Pre-meditated", executed, and a felony! Last, stand your ground laws protect the victims of assault by use of up to lethal force. So, you were saying?????

You just openly admitted to multiple counts of assault, battery, stalking, menacing distrubing the peace, etc... by planning them, they now become individual Felonies and one of them is FEDERAL! All on a public forum!

Great job OP!

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Re: I shoulder bump the tough guys that don’t wear masks in stores
Hahahahahahahahahaha for the fantasy
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Fantasy

I do NOT back down

I’m a small tiny old female person

Anyone says anything to me

I ask “Are you a doctor?”

They persist

“AREYOU MY DOCTOR?”

Persist

“Are you practicing medicine without a license?”

“I get dizzy and fall over with a mask on - I am more at risk from a head injury than this virus”

Please refrain
From PRACTICING MEDICINE IN PUBLIC !!’
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Mind your own busines.
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Re: I shoulder bump the tough guys that don’t wear masks in stores
I take stuff out of their grocery carts and also put LGBT products in.

Switcherooney. Ninja style. Bigly skilled in this area.

I wait by the register area & watch the freakshow when they checkout.

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Re: I shoulder bump the tough guys that don’t wear masks in stores
Careful not to get bumped back, cuz that’s something people fight over. If your intent is to try and buck at me, you better be ready for whatever comes after dude
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You think I don’t play by the rules of the streets? Lol. I am always looking for prey. Always. Mostly I use my power for good. So stay lucky bitch.
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You will fuck with the wrong person one of these days and get your ass handed to you or worse...
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Re: I shoulder bump the tough guys that don’t wear masks in stores
Bet he does this to little old ladies too, ones like the above with medical conditions with whom the mask causes problems.
Not that it doesn’t in regular “tough guy” men.
But OP wants to see himself as powerful and be validated. Sad shame.
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Re: I shoulder bump the tough guys that don’t wear masks in stores
Lot of tough guys out there lol. So tough they don’t wear masks in places it’s mandatory.

It’s happened twice so far. Once a gas station once an airport.

In the gas station I saw the guy walk in no mask. Some tradesman. I acted like I was crossing his path and shouldered him pretty good. He bounced off like a fruitcake. I didn’t say anything just stared him down.

In the airport I saw this guy no mask. Bald. Thought he was some business man lol. I had a duffel bag and went up to him and pushed the duffle bag into his nut sack and asked if he was a tough guy. He didn’t know what hit him and did a fake smile and gently backed away. He put in his mask. Lol.

I love fucking with pussys lol
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If it was me you ran into, your family would be picking your teeth off the ground. Hope you cross my path.
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Re: I shoulder bump the tough guys that don’t wear masks in stores
Sounds like you're the pussy
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Re: I shoulder bump the tough guys that don’t wear masks in stores
Lot of tough guys out there lol. So tough they don’t wear masks in places it’s mandatory.

It’s happened twice so far. Once a gas station once an airport.

In the gas station I saw the guy walk in no mask. Some tradesman. I acted like I was crossing his path and shouldered him pretty good. He bounced off like a fruitcake. I didn’t say anything just stared him down.

In the airport I saw this guy no mask. Bald. Thought he was some business man lol. I had a duffel bag and went up to him and pushed the duffle bag into his nut sack and asked if he was a tough guy. He didn’t know what hit him and did a fake smile and gently backed away. He put in his mask. Lol.

I love fucking with pussys lol
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You should find the right one. I hope someone beats you with a can of corn.





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