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Message Subject This is $7.50 an hour life
Poster Handle LostReality33
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True story:

I make $0.00 an hour

I live rent-free in a mansion/castle and I am "PRINCE" (or, "ÖJI" as I am more often known) of this castle :"33

Never in my life have I paid bills nor will I ever have to; that's just not my life

People say you can just create your own reality, so I did; I created a reality where I am "PRINCE" of my "KINGDOM" of "MEOWFRIENDS," and I even have a "PRINCESS" >:33 (a few actually hehehe)

I don't EVER bother about bills/rent/medicare/medicaid/healthcare/401K as all of that is meaningless to me it is meaningless junk for olde people with wrinkles ETC

I am a young 20-something with amazingly beautiful and luscious flowing hair, and I also have a MAGIC BROOMSTICK named CHARLEY who I ride on EVERY NIGHT !!! (No, really !!! I get high and ride on him EVERY NIGHT !!!)

I'm not by ANY means a bum/slacker or unemployed, however

See, my JOB is to SPELL the DARK SPEECH and "SUMMON" a gigantic eyeball tentacle monster to the world, her name is ULURU !!!

Yes, by summoning ULURU, I can effectively end this poor woman's misery of $7.50 an hour life !!! ULURU will "RUIN THE WHOLE WORLD," and so, no one will bee able to make their slave money anymore :"33

I am helping to liberate Mankind from their shackles !!!

All at $0.00 an hour !!!

My job pays...with HELLFIRE; I TRANSLATE the HELLFIRE LANGUAGE Time to get back to work !!! BOSS says I've been doin' a "FINE JOB" >:33









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