True story:
I make
$0.00 an hourI live
rent-free in a mansion/castle and I am "
PRINCE" (or, "
ÖJI" as I am more often known) of this castle :"33
Never in my life have I paid bills nor will I ever have to;
that's just not my life People say you can just create your own reality, so I did; I created a reality where I am "
PRINCE" of my "
KINGDOM" of "
MEOWFRIENDS," and I even have a "
PRINCESS" >:33 (a few actually hehehe)
I don't
EVER bother about
bills/rent/medicare/medicaid/healthcare/401K as all of that is
meaningless to me it is
meaningless junk for olde people with wrinkles ETC
I am a young 20-something with amazingly beautiful and luscious flowing hair, and I also have a
MAGIC BROOMSTICK named
CHARLEY who I ride on
EVERY NIGHT !!! (No, really !!! I
get high and
ride on him EVERY NIGHT !!!)
I'm not by
ANY means a bum/slacker or unemployed, however
See, my
JOB is to
SPELL the
DARK SPEECH and "
SUMMON" a gigantic eyeball tentacle monster to the world, her name is
ULURU !!!
Yes, by summoning
ULURU, I can effectively end this poor woman's misery of $7.50 an hour life !!!
ULURU will "
RUIN THE WHOLE WORLD," and so, no one will bee able to make their slave money anymore :"33
I am helping to liberate Mankind from their shackles !!!
All at $0.00 an hour !!!
My job pays...with
HELLFIRE; I
TRANSLATE the
HELLFIRE LANGUAGE Time to get back to work !!! BOSS says I've been doin' a "
FINE JOB" >:33
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