No worries! Zombies, drunks and druggies will fix it for us!

Welcome to the new normal! Our daily dose of Congressional insanity from narcissistic half-dead lunatics that reek of alcohol and A-chrome stumbling through just another day of wrecking lives as a duly (cough-cough) elected "legislator."

As the k-cup is brewing - the talking heads are blathering out drivel about Kamel Toe's hair or the lights on the reflecting pool that is "really" just like Biden's arms.

Gender fluid Mr. & Mr. or Mrs & Mrs. Karen feel so much better now! They are safe. They can take a deep sigh of relief through their fashion statement masks - breathing in deeply as low-oxygen and staph fill their nostrils with their own stench - as they wait patiently wait for the seriously questionable and possibly deadly jab. YAY!

They are excited cuz Joe & Hoe are going to "fix" this horrible mess aka Trump administration created and now they can "return" to their self-centered SJW lives - at least until the next inverted narrative fails to fill the black-hole in their soul.

Karens? I hate to be the bearer of bad news - but eventually, you WILL run out of your bottomless bottle of WHINE.

The zombie apocalypse that the good ole CDC promised us ten years ago? Is here now. Starts at the top and trickles down.

Mr. Biden is a genius!! He can see the future!! He knows we are in for a dark winter.

Tomato plants - IN.



Last Edited by Murphy! on 01/22/2021 03:34 PM