Fire-Crotch? Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Scented Candle "Explodes", Sets UK Home Ablaze

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To look back and think we thought things were weird in January 2020, when we first reported that Gwyneth Paltrow was selling a candle called "This Smells Like My Vagina", is funny. Incidentally, once Covid-19 took hold of the year, Paltrow's vagina-scented candle wound up turning into one of the more normal stories of the year.

But not unlike the new year's Covid mutations, the Paltrow-vagina-candle-story has also mutated for 2021. And neither mutation is good news.

It was reported this weekend that one of Paltrow's vagina-scented candles "exploded into flames" after a woman in the U.K. lit it in her living room. The woman had won the candle as a prize for a quiz, the New York Post reports.







Oh that's just nasty!