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How do you fry Steak Umms so they dont taste like the cardboard box they came in

 
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How do you fry Steak Umms so they dont taste like the cardboard box they came in
they always taste shitty to me
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Re: How do you fry Steak Umms so they dont taste like the cardboard box they came in
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Ugh they taste like shit because they are shit...they have that weird after taste. Stop buying them and buy the real thing...

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Re: How do you fry Steak Umms so they dont taste like the cardboard box they came in
If you're going to eat them cook them on a flat top with oil and onions and green peppers then make a Philly.
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Re: How do you fry Steak Umms so they dont taste like the cardboard box they came in
If you're going to eat them cook them on a flat top with oil and onions and green peppers then make a Philly.
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^ this, and bacon grease
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Re: How do you fry Steak Umms so they dont taste like the cardboard box they came in
they always taste shitty to me
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lots of butter maybe extra garlic
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Re: How do you fry Steak Umms so they dont taste like the cardboard box they came in
catsup
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Re: How do you fry Steak Umms so they dont taste like the cardboard box they came in
If you're going to eat them cook them on a flat top with oil and onions and green peppers then make a Philly.
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Nope...still have that shitty generic aftertaste...even with cheese. They are hopeless nothing you can do to fix them...because I tried everything. Just buy a box of real Philly cheesesteaks and be done with it...That box will last you a long time.
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Re: How do you fry Steak Umms so they dont taste like the cardboard box they came in
Not great but ok:
Break them into small pieces, add your onions and seasoning, cook, drain fat, then throw in bits of cheese and cook till melted. Serve with catsup.
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Re: How do you fry Steak Umms so they dont taste like the cardboard box they came in
I cook them with a bit of oil, shred them, and season them with 1 tsp garlic powder, 1 tsp oregano, and 1 tsp cumin with the juice of 3 limes. Best damn street tacos you will ever eat. Top them with some fresh sprigs of cilantro on corn tortillas with diced white onions.
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Re: How do you fry Steak Umms so they dont taste like the cardboard box they came in
I never had it/them.

But I remember a recipe for raw vegan bacon.

I think it used soy sauce and maybe a little honey, perhaps some seasoning like smoked paprika.

You could try the soy sauce.
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Oh the 'meat' was raw coconut meat.
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Re: How do you fry Steak Umms so they dont taste like the cardboard box they came in
Take them out of the box.
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Re: How do you fry Steak Umms so they dont taste like the cardboard box they came in
they always taste shitty to me
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78983875


Sqiurt cheeze wiz all over it like they do in Philadelphia
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Re: How do you fry Steak Umms so they dont taste like the cardboard box they came in
I just broil the shit out of them 3-4 slabs.. toast.. mayonaise on both pieces..salt and 2 slices of American cheese melted...
Dont judge me because i sin differently than you....
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Re: How do you fry Steak Umms so they dont taste like the cardboard box they came in
I'm from Philly and what you would consider an "Expert On Cheesesteaks".

This is what you wanna do:

Take the Steak Umms out of the box and break them into small pieces in the pan, don't cook it as one frozen rectangle.

After the meat is browned, you want to DRAIN the pan because these frozen steaks have a shit ton of water in them.

Then simply add salt, pepper and cheddar cheese to the cooked steaks and you are good to go on a long roll with some ketchup.

If you want sautee some peppers and onions (maybe mushrooms) for toppings if you are into that.

Good to go...!

5a
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Re: How do you fry Steak Umms so they dont taste like the cardboard box they came in
Take them out of the box.
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chuckle
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Re: How do you fry Steak Umms so they dont taste like the cardboard box they came in
I'm from Philly and what you would consider an "Expert On Cheesesteaks".

This is what you wanna do:

Take the Steak Umms out of the box and break them into small pieces in the pan, don't cook it as one frozen rectangle.

After the meat is browned, you want to DRAIN the pan because these frozen steaks have a shit ton of water in them.

Then simply add salt, pepper and cheddar cheese to the cooked steaks and you are good to go on a long roll with some ketchup.

If you want sautee some peppers and onions (maybe mushrooms) for toppings if you are into that.

Good to go...!

5a
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Spot on. This is what my dad taught me, he use to live in Philadelphia.
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Re: How do you fry Steak Umms so they dont taste like the cardboard box they came in
I'm from Philly and what you would consider an "Expert On Cheesesteaks".

This is what you wanna do:

Take the Steak Umms out of the box and break them into small pieces in the pan, don't cook it as one frozen rectangle.

After the meat is browned, you want to DRAIN the pan because these frozen steaks have a shit ton of water in them.

Then simply add salt, pepper and cheddar cheese to the cooked steaks and you are good to go on a long roll with some ketchup.

If you want sautee some peppers and onions (maybe mushrooms) for toppings if you are into that.

Good to go...!

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78227109


Spot on. This is what my dad taught me, he use to live in Philadelphia.
 Quoting: prettystupid


cheers
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Re: How do you fry Steak Umms so they dont taste like the cardboard box they came in
Roll them in used kitty litter before frying them. Definitely removes the cardboard box taste. Good luck.
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Re: How do you fry Steak Umms so they dont taste like the cardboard box they came in
Steak seasoning or try some seasoning and spices for God's sake

Onions, mushrooms, garlic and some bell peppers fried in the grease and butter.

Lots of cheese on top.

Damn, I'm high and I want a cheese steak right now.
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Re: How do you fry Steak Umms so they dont taste like the cardboard box they came in
Put a little salt on it
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Re: How do you fry Steak Umms so they dont taste like the cardboard box they came in
Use roast beef cold cuts instead.

Fry some onions in a little butter. Chop the roast beef up and add to the pan. A little salt and pepper to taste. Then add some deli cheddar cheese also chopped up and mix until melted.

Take a hero roll, slice. Add a little melted butter and some garlic powder and brown the roll until golden.

Add mixture to the hero, cut in half and enjoy.
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Re: How do you fry Steak Umms so they dont taste like the cardboard box they came in
they always taste shitty to me
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78983875


remove them from the box before frying
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Re: How do you fry Steak Umms so they dont taste like the cardboard box they came in
they always taste shitty to me
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78983875


A. Throw into garbage.

B. Buy real meat.





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